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lonewolfe31705
Ever heard that mages and locks are healers? I was once just sitting in GS when DK who just lost a duel said that I must heal him . Then I said mages cant heal and he said "Lol noob! Every clouth user can heal! Wtf noob are you?" I was like Ermmm...
What, you aren't bandage spec?
No. Only None caster can be Bandage speced.
Thought that was warriors only as rogues had recup spec...
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978011
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ElhonnaDS
I once saw an enemy faction level 34 priest riding on a spectral tiger,and in a fit of jealously (and madness) i killed him while screaming "SPECTRAL TIGER, SPECTRAL TIGER, SPECTRAL TIGER!"
Like 2 weeks ago, I was riding through the North Barrens on a low level alt on the Grand Expedition Yak, and a level 90 druid in flight form flew down and started buzzing me. At first I thought it was my faction and they were trying to use the vendors, so I stopped and waved at them. Then they /spit at me and flew off, so now I think maybe they were alliance trying to express their hatred of me having that mount. What's funny, is that the main I bought it on was the opposite faction of the alt they were harassing me on.(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##ElhonnaDS##DELIM##
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kellbyb
Someone in trade going on about how they remember being the first JC on the realm during vanilla. Same guy was also a dwarf shaman during this time.
Didn't bother to call either BS out, was just too silly.
Either it was a serious case of trolling, or just paid faction change FTW.
EDIT: What do you mean by JC? AFAIK, jewelcrafting was introduced in TBC.
paid faction change wouldn't make a dwarf shaman possible at all until patch 4.0.3a, long after vanilla.
When did you see this at first? That's what would determine the possibility of BS.
Post by
Lordplatypus
Game is balanced.
This from a BM hunter who said he used to play Blood DK and Frost Mage
Post by
skumbananer
"Give me my money back, u shouldnt charge to repair, it costs u nothing!" or something along those lines when someone used my travellers mammoth thing to repair. He actually thought i got the gold from those vendors since i owned the mount. And he was lvl 85. max at that time, with fully gemmed, fully enchanted clearly no noob 5man hc blues.
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Astygia
Either it was a serious case of trolling, or just paid faction change FTW.
EDIT: What do you mean by JC? AFAIK, jewelcrafting was introduced in TBC.
Yep, that's the point :P
Post by
Tamardia
I get told I'm a tard all the time just because my baby priest can't bubble or heal around corners... Particularly in places like SM and Mara. :/
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MikadoGG
Hehe just today, I'm in Townlong flying around doing dailies, see a rare, swoop down, kill it. Some level 85 mage starts raging at me "WTF why'd you kill him?I needed something off him.WTF" So I say "Well, then you should've killed him." He goes "Kinda hard I'm level 85 !@#$ing idiot." Next tell was "What did he drop?" I liked the part when he calls me a @#$%ing idiot, then proceeds to demand I tell him what he dropped.
I wanted to ask him if this is how he normally talks to people before demanding favors from them. Now, granted, I knew he is twinking and wants the drops from Pandaria rares and if he hadn't acted like such an !@#$%^& to me I would've invited him for the next few rares I killed. I cleared all the rares in the zone, got a couple of the necklaces he wanted, he came by when I was killing some of them, jumped around, probably said something or emoted but I had him on ignore after his outburst so no idea. Pretty sure he was mad, but honestly this kind of person cannot expect others to treat him well and help him to twink his character by calling people #$%^ing idiots.
The whole thing made me laugh though, because I was floored by his audacity, to demand favors, to demand help while calling someone names.
Another case was some applicant in my guild who has several 90s and one of them has been his raid toon for a while, asks in guild if there is any way to set a dungeon to heroic or if it's impossible and why he cannot clear the same heroic dungeon twice in a row. Now granted I can expect someone who's new/leveling to not know this and ask this, but not someone who is a geared raider with several max level characters.
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Tenjen
back in early wrath, i was on an alt druid, healing the occulus hc.
my druid was undergeared, and as we were flying to the 3rd? boss (the one on the centre platform that teleports for the evil arcane nova type thing and the frost aoe stuff) i explain this fact to the rest of the grp, and kindly ask the tank to kite him as i didnt feel comfortable healing thru the damage of the aoe.
tank pulls the boss, he does his aoe shiz..... tank stands there i start popping CDs, he teleports, i ask the tank to kite the boss, he stands in the open and takes the arcane nova to the face, is on ~10% health when the boss ports back, i carry on healing, he does the AOE stuff tank sits there and then dies as i couldnt heal through the damage (as i said undergeared, and full melee grp)
me: i did say that i didnt feel comfortable healing it
tank: OMFG KICK THIS NOOB
me: excuse me?
tank: UR NOOB WHY DIDNT U HEAL ME
me: i told u i am undergeared, and i didnt feel comfortable with you in the AoE stuff, i asked u nicely to kite
tank: OMG NO U DIDNT
next thing i know, i am in org with the message 'you have been removed from the group' >.<
wait early wrath? Heroic occ?
is the tank crazy? at that point in time if a group wanted to beat that boss they ALWAYS kited and never ate the aoe's, bombs and explosions (which a lot hurt even later on). The tank was a moron. Not kiting is a sure way to die in that boss fight. its not a strategy even with a good healer.
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ElhonnaDS
Two more.
Several months back, I was in a group that was gathering to take down the Darkmoon Rabbit, and there was a lvl 90 horde that kept running to the entrance with us, and because we were worried he was trying to get the bunny to despawn, and buy time for a horde raid to form someone killed him every time he did so. He got on an ally toon and whispered the hunter who had been killing him "Yeah you think you're so ****ing tough. ****ing prick." Then 30 second later, he's like "I just want to come watch. Can I come watch without you killing me, please?"
I thought it was hysterical that he'd curse the guy out, then ask for favors. Our hunter gave him a stern talking to about manners, and then we let him watch. It was pretty funny.
Second one was I was in Dragonsoul LFR. We had a wipe on Death Wing, and someone spammed a macro about 60 times that said "Your going to fail!" as we were wiping. I pointed out that if he was going to bother to make a macro, he could at least make sure to use the correct version of "You're". He did not appreciate me pointing that out, and told me to stop being so arrogant- lol.
Post by
adammartin13
k so 5th time explaining fight so we rdy?
group:yeh sure lets go already!
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipjhdsefgksj)
OMG WTF R U GUYS RETARDED!
group: woah chill man someone kick this guy
ITS A LVL 80 RAID!
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