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Post by
jebby
.... I looked up Jebby on urbandictionary and saw this:
Adj: disgusting, diseased, spineless, demeaning of females, lacking in hygiene, chauvinistic, lack of self control, unattractive
:(
Post by
oneforthemoney
.... I looked up Jebby on urbandictionary and saw this:
Adj: disgusting, diseased, spineless, demeaning of females, lacking in hygiene, chauvinistic, lack of self control, unattractive
:(
Yeah. urban dictionary ruins a lot of thing. Like threatening to carve someone like a turkey.
Post by
Mojoworkn
Done with midterms. Going to cry myself to sleep. See you all in four weeks.
Noooo. <3
Post by
Monday
Wait, you're in college already, Hell?trouble making neighbor kid tried stealing out of my truck. Sadly for him, it was right before I got in the shower so I was naked when I chased him down.
That is amazing.
Post by
576272
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Post by
Aimsyr
Lol no, just a junior in High School. Though with all these AP and IB classes, I may as well be in college >.<
Ugh IB, starting my last year of it in little over a week from now... So not looking forward to it.
Also, Money, I find urban dictionary's definition of a carving someone up like a turkey far more terrifying than the prospect of a crazed murderer wielding a carving knife :P
Post by
oneforthemoney
It was extremely awkward when my character said it to UrAghan's and he mentioned the entry.
Post by
Behelich
It was extremely awkward when my character said it to UrAgahn's and he mentioned the entry.
Not that it's entirely our generation's fault, mind you. In the words of my favorite knight,
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
Post by
470415
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Post by
Aimsyr
Thank you Ald for somehow making that even more awkward than it was before :P
Also I'm at a loss for words Hyper, that drawing is simply amazing.
Post by
Morec0
I just went back and dug this ol' gem up!
Illidan's Mind
:
Illidan kneeled on the terrace of the Black Temple, looking at the skull in his hands. Adventurers were making their way through his fortress, slaughtering his loyaly minions. They would reach him any minute at the rate which they were going. Despite the level of sanity which he at least though he had, he found himself talking to the skull.
"You know," he started, "everyone's always told me that I'm paranoid and I need to calm down, but guess what; I'm
alive
and everyone that said that... well, they
should
be dead. That's almost the ultimate proof that someone dosn't know what the Nether they're talking about." He then attempted to do a bad impersination of said people; "follow my advice and you'll die just like me. HAHA!"
He scowled. "I have Adventurers running around my lands, killing my minions and finally invading my fortress directly and people have the gall to call me paranoid. Fel them, fel everybody! Anybody who dosn't listen to me deserves the fate they get, I should kill everyone just on principle!"
The Adventurers that he had been speaking of earlier broke through the final barrier that seperated them from him. He looked over and then stood up, dropping the skull. He only recognized two faces; Akama and Maiev, who were at the head of the group. "See," he continued to say, despite having dropped Gul'dan's cranium, "this is what I'm talking about!"
The Addenturers charged, and Illidan met them head on for the battle. "The Burning Legion isn't invading Illidan, you're just being paranoid," the demon hunter mocked, smashing a warrior's skull in. "Kil'jaeden isn't spying on you Illidan, you're just being paranoid," he melted the face off of a paladin. "What else... There's no society to anthrapomorphic snake-people living in the ocean Illidan, you're just being paranoid." He flew up into the air and shot eye-beams down on the rest of the group. "Trees can't read your thoughts Illidan, you're just being paranoid."
He dropped back to the ground. They were all dead. "Bet you wouldn't call me paranoid now, if you were still alive! How about expecting one of my own lieutenants to betray me; is that paranoid?"
Fall of the Naga Queen
:
As Azshara lay dying her eyes wandered upward. A spirit hovered over her, a face that she had almost forgotten looking down at her with pity. "Vashj," she said, managing the strength to put a hand on the ghostly figures shoulder, "is it... over?"
Vashj nodded. "At long last," she said. "No Queen rules forever, milady."
Azshara nodded. "I see... only the darkness of the depths... for me..." That said, Azshara's eyes rolled into the back of her head and her body went limp with death.
Vashj's ghost closed her former Queen's eyes. "Without their mistress to command them, the armies of the naga will become an even greater threat to this world." She looked up at the sole figure standing in the room; Tyrande Whisperwind. "The rule must be maintained. There must always be," a bolt of lightning flashed in the background, "a Naga Queen." With that, Vashj's ghost dissapered forever.
Tyrande walked towards Azshara, stopping only a few feet away. She picked up the discarded
from off of the ground. "The weight of such a burden," she said solemnly, "it must be mine. For there is no other..."
"Tyrande!" a voice cried out, causing she night elf priestess to look up at Azshara's throne. A thin figure sat there. "You hold a grim destiny in your hands, sister - but it is not your own."
"Lor'themar!" Tyrande exclaimed, then gasped as she saw he was wearing nothing by ladies undergarments. "By Elune..."
"The blood elves effeminate nature sealed my fate," Lor'themar said, looking at the ground. "The world of the males can no longer comfort me." Tyrande approached the throne, still holding the dress. Lor'themar looked up at her. "Place the gown upon my head, Tyrande. Forever more I will be the Mistress of the Depths."
"No, I cannot-."
"Do it Tyrande! You and there brave heroes - who probably only came for the loot, anyway - have your own destinies to fufill. This last act of service is
mine
."
Tyrande paused for several seconds, then sighed. "You will not be forgotten, sister," she said.
"I must be forgotten!" Lor'themar exclaimed. "For people to finally be able to overcome their fear of swimming, they must never know what happened here."
Tyrande nodded, and helped Lor'themar fit into the dress. "Tell them only that Azshara is dead," Lor'themar said, settling into the throne and begining to polish her nails, "and that Lor'themar... died with her.
"Now go! Leave this place before it is time for my pedicure!"
Post by
Lordplatypus
@Fire&Brimstone.
What about Tyrs Hand or Light's Hope? I'd have to argue that the light would make a greater defense against the demons than the Druids at Moonglade would.
Post by
Monday
Lol no, just a junior in High School. Though with all these AP and IB classes, I may as well be in college >.<
What AP classes?
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635092
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Post by
Persen
@Fire&Brimstone.
What about Tyrs Hand or Light's Hope? I'd have to argue that the light would make a greater defense against the demons than the Druids at Moonglade would.
Where does this mindset that druids are incompetent come from? I see it on a regular basis :0
Post by
Lordplatypus
1: Their leader's main strategy is "
Blow something up
". (Ok that's just a joke).
But the point is, the light is shown to be especially effective against demons.
Post by
Skreeran
Progress.
Post by
jebby
I can draw stick people. I once drew a flip book of two ninjas fighting. The second one threw a shruiken and the first did a backflip, catching it out of the air and throwing it back, killing the second one. IT was awesome.
Post by
Gumballs
Wow Hyper, you have honestly grown so much as an artist in the time that I've known you on here. Amazing work, keep it up!
And Skree I can't wait to see the rest of yours! :D
I need to start drawing more. I honestly havn't done anything but little doodles, and I have no art from the last year and a half scanned into the computer. :C The most recent doodles I've done are
this
and
this
. D:
School just has been so friggin' busy all my attention has been on photography and editing.. Oh, and I've been jewelry making as well, so that occupies some free time. Like
this
pair of bone/stone/wire earrings and
this
real fruit pendant.
/endshamelessselfpromotion
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