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Post by
Doomy
Rogues-Relentless Strikes moved to first tier of the subtley tree and is now 5 ranks.
Wait a minute..
./shelf rogue
./wait for expansion to roll a DK..
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Post by
FinnrSlayer
General:
1+1 now equals 11
2+1 now equals 21
2+2+1 now equals 23
All classes are merged into another class:
Rogue merged with lock, They now can do 10k crits every .5 seconds and stun lock.
Hunters merged with Warrior, They now lose 10% of health each time they click with mouse or talk.
Paladins merged with Priest/Druid/Mage/Shamans, Chain Heal now gives 90% mana back if crits And gives the targets a hot that heals them 50% of max health every 1 second for 10 hours. The timer stops when you log and continue if you log back on.
New Class!
PeeeVeePeeeerr
They are the only class able to pvp in any way. They have all spells and abilities to balance pvp!
PeeVeePeeeerr:
C'thun's Eye beam: Damage increased by 5000% and range of jump increased by 2000 yards to make Arenas and Battle grounds faster and more welfarish..
Wrath of the Instance/Raid: Now reduces your damage and healing done by 99%, up from 98.99%!
Post by
Magnett
My favourite thing about this thread is reading everyone's posts and figuring out what class they play. It's mind numbingly easy.
I'll try some myself:
Druid:
- Night Elf cat form now has a fire breath attack, can fly, charge, teleport, and cast lightning bolts. Tauren cat form has had its horn size increased.
- Fixed a bug that allowed the Druid to move in Tree of Life form.
- Druid buffs, heals, and Moonkin aura now only work on other Druids. We felt that Druids should never want to aid power hungry Mages or Warlocks.
Hunter:
- We felt Trueshot Aura and Readiness were not fitting in their respective trees, so we moved both to Beast Mastery, and replaced them with Pathfinding (helps Marksmanship kiting) and Catlike Reflexes (clearly a Survival talent)
- New gorilla skins tameable!
- Auto Shot is no longer usable indoors as we felt this was very unlike the class; Hunters should always hunt outside, in the prey's natural habitat.
Mage:
- Your Water Elemental can now be drunk by hostile players. This will instantly regenerate all their mana.
- Conjured food and water are now unique.
- Players not in your party can now click Mage portals. We felt the old way was too selfish, and decided to make it easier for new players.
Paladin:
- Protection tree changes: the Paladin class was never intended to be a proper tank, so we are replacing it with Arms. This way, people who wish to DPS as Paladins now have more variety.
- Flash of Light can no longer crit.
- Fixed a bug that allowed Paladins to be immune to damage while using Divine Shield.
Priest:
- The Discipline tree was severely revamped; it is now focused on boosting Melee Attack Power and Crit chance. This is supposed to give players the feeling they're playing a "monk-like" class.
- Circle of Healing now correctly deals Holy damage to hostile targets instead of healing friendly ones.
- Lightwell is now a 31 pointer in all the trees. We feel this is a very important class spell, but are not ready yet to make it baseline. Charges lowered to 3.
Rogue:
- Fixed a bug where Vanish would sometimes let you stay in Stealth.
- Deadly Poison now only works in Silithus. We felt it was too overpowered, so now it will be usable in a zone where everyone will be busy dealing with half an hour poisons to really notice it.
- Sinister Strike now correctly removes a combo point instead of adding one.
Shaman:
- Totems can no longer be used in combat as it takes the Shaman a lot of concentration to summon them.
- Earth Shield can now correctly only be cast on the Shaman.
- Flametongue Weapon mana cost reduced.
Warlock:
- The Warlock's damage over time spells now correctly use up two Soul Shards each.
- The Warlock's summoned demon may now turn on them occasionally. This will give the class a more "enslaving" flavour.
- Healthstones now correctly heal the Warlock's summoned demon. They acted like Health Potions previously due to a bug.
Warrior:
- Respec Fury. All of you. Best spec ever.
Post by
dhampir1989
Due to balancing concerns with World Firsts, we have decided to nerf Europe.
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Post by
Interest
Hunter: Hunters now are required to have a latency of over 800 to give other players hope of beating them.
You have never fought a "huntard" have you?
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Post by
Gvaldir
Priest: Disc Priests no longer has any mana, since they dont need it.
Paladin: Paladin now automaticly start with full talent points in the Retri tree, since it does nothing at all.
Druid: The looks on all your forms has now been removed, and you now look like a stick man.
Shamans: Chain lightning now jumps to anything within 1000 yards, and now does 300% more damage.
Hunters: BM hunters are too weak, so we have given hunter pets the ability to wear plate armor.
Tame Pet: Now effects everything in World of Warcraft.
Warlock: Beacuse of whiners about balance issues, this class has been removed.
Rogue: You can no longer wear weapons, due to balance issues.
Warrior: Since plate armor was to weak, we have now made aluminium armor, only availeble for warriors.
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Interest
Warlocks:
-Your class was so OP, we decided that only Saurfang can play as the class.
Quests:
-All quests have been removed, we have received far too many complaints regarding them.
-All monsters have been removed, we have received too many complaints about them.
-All Achievements have been removed, we have received too many complaints about them.
-Honor and Arena points have been removed due to complaints about them.
-Gold, silver, and copper have been removed because of scamming.
-When you die, you will lose all your items except your 3 most valuable (based on item quality and Blizzard's discretion)
-If you attack another player, your pvp flag will cause you to lose ALL items when you die, and lasts 20 minutes now.
-The graphics have been toned down, they were too good and crashed many of our clients' computers.
-Players can no longer trade in any way, including through the auction house, in order to prevent scamming. Instead, there will be a "Trade Bazaar" where you can post items like an auction house, at prices fixed by Blizzard.
-All trash mobs have been removed, all boss loot is no longer BoP or BoE. In fact, no loot is BoP, or BoE anymore.
-The bosses have been weakened further, but their drops have been too.
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Post by
Supremacy
General
We feel it's time to come clean, in preparation for the expansion. Wrath of the Lich King? Not real. There is no expansion. Giant April Fool's joke that just got out of hand. It's like when one person tells a lie and it just spreads? Same principle.
For those of you in the beta, you were all part of this elaborate hoax. Thank you for your roles, chumps.
Those new spells and abilities? Gone. In fact, we're reverting everything back to the way it was. No more Chaos Bolt, Penance, Shockwave, Divine Storm...seriously, we were screwing with you.
Inscription is gone, too. Neener, neener.
Quests
In order to keep up with trade chat, the following changes have been made.
Every murloc is now elite. All of them. Damage output has been increased 500%.
Hogger...you know something? It's funnier if you find out for yourselves.
Post by
Godwynn
Warrior: Recently, we have found that people have been abusing the Warrior's talents and armor, making it physically possible to kill raid bosses. This "tanking", as it is known, is now illegal and any warrior caught doing it will be banned.
I stopped reading here. *golfclap* You win, sir.
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