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Post by
Orranis
1. Needs more desu.
2. ?
3. Profit.
Post by
Queggy
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife from a close friend, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
Post by
Orranis
Edit: South Park level profanity.Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
!@#$ on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh #$%^ man I can't *!@#ing do it... !@#$!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's #$%^ (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own #$%^ (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
!@#$ its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
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273605
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Post by
Orranis
None of these are guides. I want guides, not song lyrics. Queggy I know the titles sound vaguely similar but it messes up my monotonous vibe. I think you're really cool. I want to be like you. please give me a guide.
1. Create witty list, ending in ? and then profit. Must have average or better levels of irony and humor.
2. ?
3. Profit.
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273605
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Post by
cheezedood21
Weeeeell
...
It's pretty hard to do.
I've been cool for as long as I can remember.
I'm so cool, I had a girlfriend in the womb.
I'm so cool, my captcha right now has three b's in-a-row, because my captcha wants to be be be so much like me me me.
I'm so cool, I wear 4 pairs of sunglasses.
At night
.
I'm so cool, I had to release some of my coolness in a bag and lock it up.
But if you really want to know how to be like me:
Be awesome
This requires you to be awesome 24/7; Very difficult.
Juggle
I know how to juggle three balls. I can also juggle two with each hand. Live it; Learn it; You just might be as awesome as I am one day... but probably not.
Play Paper Mario: TTYD
I got a lot of my awesomeness from playing this game. Yeah, it's not my
only
source. But when you're me? You've just got
loads
of awesomeness oozing out you all the time.
.
Do I care if this helps you or not? Of course not...
I'm just that cool.
Post by
273605
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Post by
Orranis
None of these are guides. I want guides, not song lyrics. Queggy I know the titles sound vaguely similar but it messes up my monotonous vibe. I think you're really cool. I want to be like you. please give me a guide.
1. Create witty list, ending in ? and then profit. Must have average or better levels of irony and humor.
2. ?
3. Profit.
but this was not humorous or ironic. I want to know how to be like you, not how to be a spammer.
Oh wait.
Create unnecessary threads to make a point everyone gets already, which pretty much just end up mocking them. Address posts that are answering your question honestly as spam.
Oh wait.
Post by
Adamsm
Dragon is so cool, rather then derailing a thread, he creates this to attempt to mock us... but fails miserably at it.
Post by
Monday
I assume the title is ironic, because if it is not you assume that I am "cool". What is your definition of "cool"?
Post by
Orranis
Dragon is so cool, rather then derailing a thread, he creates this to attempt to mock us... but fails miserably at it.
God, he failed so horribly he got Adamsm and me to agree on something.
Then again, we probably only say this 'cause were cool kids, amirite?
Post by
cheezedood21
None of these are guides. I want guides, not song lyrics.
I thought Queggy's post was awesome. :C
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148723
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Post by
Monday
Dragon is so cool, rather then derailing a thread, he creates this to attempt to mock us... but fails miserably at it.
God, he failed so horribly he got Adamsm and me to agree on something.
Then again, we probably only say this 'cause were cool kids, amirite?
Nice.
/agree
Am I cool now? =D
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273605
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Post by
Monday
The reason we thought it was sarcastic is because for the last couple days or so all you've done is tout yourself and how cool you are and flaming others.
Seriously, you making a gun thread is like me saying that I'm seriously considering atheism. Nobody is going to take it seriously because I am staunch in my religion. Nobody will take you seriously because all you do is argue and flame.
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