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LordExplode
This is what will happen in 2012, reason why blizzard has so many players! for the rest they will become npcs so ha on them.
Anyway, Frist I would moo, laugh, then find gamon and kill him.... punt a few gnomes, drop my axes into someones face. Hug saurfang.
Hug thrall.
Hug carine
Try and suduce salvanass.
Hit a mana bong with the blood elf guy (name slips my mind)
Wonder where vol'jin is.
Eat a steak (bad tauren joke)
Play with my murloc grunty
Drop my axes into another persons face.
Ride my kodo for miles...
This list is much to long for one post.
Post by
Ental
I would call my pet, Roger the Wolf, and grab my gun and go outside to see if there were any other green skinned goons about... seeing that there is not, I would then procede tot he nearest forrest and live my life out in exile as a hunter.
If it were my druid, I would be flabberghasted at the massiveness of myself, and the fact I am wearing a kilt, then change into flight form and enjoy the air... then I would spend the rest of my life running around at night as a bear/kitty/boomkin and either pounce/mangle people, or wrath/starfire them. Then heal or rez for grins and giggles.
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Thundurmaul
What's with the people talking about how they would kill people they don't like, or take advantage of girls?
If you want to kill people, you can already. You want to rape someone, or daterape them? You can. They're illegal, but you can still do them. Just because you're a WoW avatar doesn't make you above the law, and regardless of how many shots from a gun you can take, even WoW characters can die. And last time I checked, there aren't any spirit healers on Earth, or we'd see people coming back from the dead.
Also, if you turn into some kind of horrible monster, aka anything that isn't a human, dwarf, or possibly a bloodelf, you'll probably be taken into custody and be tortured, interrogated, and ultimately vivisected. I don't care how well you can cast a heal, you will die a slow and brutal death. And to you palladins, a bubble doesn't allow you to escape a prison, and your hearthstone is set somewhere in azeroth, so you can forget teleporting out of trouble.
And if your WoW character is a girl and you suggest that you would never leave the house, you seriously need to grow up or try to meet a real girl that will let you play with her $%^&*!. After the newfound excitement of lacking an external organ wore off, pretty sure you'd just be upset with the increased difficulty of pleasuring yourself. Also, if you're that excited about being able to play with breasts, I don't imagine your diet will maintain your WoW avatar's figure. Also, no one wants to have sex with a Tauren. I don't know any girls that are so vapid that they would have sex with a bull just because it has a large %^&*!. If you do, that's gross, and they should seek help.
Sorry.
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Arikan
Pretty much the same thing I do now, which is cast Demoralizing Shout a lot.
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Badguy
Cleave a bank in half, rob it and shadowmeld.
Then go waste the money on expensive %^&*.
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chase123
Also, no one wants to have sex with a Tauren. I don't know any girls that are so vapid that they would have sex with a bull just because it has a large %^&*!. If you do, that's gross, and they should seek help.
You sir, have obviously never heard of a Furry.
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Thundurmaul
You sir, have obviously never heard of a Furry.
furry =/= beastiality.
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dk421
1. Go to Iran
2. /cast Army of the Dead
3. ?
4. Profit
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Adamsm
Depends: If I woke up as any of my Draenei toons... not going anywhere for a long while. If my dwarf hunter, off to find the government people I hate and capture them in freeze traps.
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Chewb
i'd stop doing drugs
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Velawynn
Hope it's not a Tuesday because I wouldn't exist for a few hours, possibly all day. That would be kind of weird.
^ Win.
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Fireroflmage
I would run in the Olympics then frost nova the other runners, end world hunger and thirst by conjuring water and food, and make people go wtf by jumping off skyscrapers and slow fall safely down.
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