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Rules of Warcraft (An NPC's Guide)
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Modibybob
Rule
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73: If you are a boar, ensure only a select few of you actually have tusks and/or organs.
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Post by
LordHiccup
Rule 75: If you actually manage to kill an adventurer, don't take any of his awesome equipment. Just beat it up a little, they may forget to get it repaired and die again next time they fight!
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Modibybob
Rule 76: When you and your brethren are all slain at once, you are all obligated to make the same exact noises and die in the same exact poisition.
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Interest
Rule 77: There will always be another loot pinata.
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ArgentSun
#79: Cooperation with your colleagues is prohibited. If you are almost defeating those pesky adventurers, and your neighbor is also almost defeating them, it does not mean you should form a team (of 10 or even 25, like the pesky ones). It means you are underperforming and should step it up!
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Post by
HiVolt
Rule 84: If a red circle suddenly appears at your feet, ignore it. No one is about to attack you.
Post by
Gnoktish
rule 13. If you are a humaniod that can talk when being clicked, remember, you dont have to take being poked alot so be sure to let them know how you feel.
rule 14. if you are part of a faction and your oppisite faction comes to you besure to repeatedly cry out for guards. trust me you wont die.
rule 15. if you happen to die, come back in 15 mins - 2 hours and hope the guy is gone
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Post by
mindthegap5
47.
This is the best way to make money
(unless your repair...)
I lol'ed, I may have pee'd a little aswell...yep, i did.
Post by
Umega
Rule 86: If you are a wolf or a similar animal, attack and kill any small animals (aka critters) you can see, but do not eat it, even if you are hungry.
Post by
MikadoGG
Rule 87: If you are a creature that drops its body parts upon death for a quest objective, make sure to cut them off beforehand so the adventurer has to kill 100 of you and your buddies to extract one ear or one eye. Trust me, you're not gonna miss that liver.
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Post by
catlady
Rule 89) Ignore the decomposing bodies of your companions/subordinates/minions that are strewn about your camp/base/lair. There is NO possibility that whomever killed them is still in the area and has simply retreated a few steps.
90) Do not see an Optometrist about what is clearly a terrible vision problem, preventing you from seeing even as far as the other side of the room. No one is likely to kill the allies you have over there, and then come for you.
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Post by
Patty
94 - If you are Mankrik, you should really look for your own wife.
Post by
Orranis
Rule number 30.
If you are a murloc, make sure you are always standing within 5 feet of nine other murlocs.
Rule number 31.
If that guy looked perfectly healthy, and died right when you looked at him, pay him no mind. Heart attacks and spontaneous combustion happens. Also, the tiger is a lot more important then him coming back to life.
Rule number 32.
Come up with a few greetings or war cries, and use none but these. If you are a boss, you may only come up with one of each, however, you can make up one for killing people.
Rule number 33.
The guy repairing all of their wounds is least important, and it would make no sense whatsoever to kill him first.
Rule number 34.
No matter what they do, follow the encounter we gave you in the script.
What? I don't give a damn if it's the only way they'd ever cross, you fall down and make that bridge! No, you don't get a hard mode, you're very large!
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