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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Gnoktish
Granted, but because you've angered the wishing genie, he obliterates you after you learn what Gamon was up to.
I wish I knew what was for dinner.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you starve trying to find out.
I wish I had a good supply of explosives.
Post by
Meldoron
Granted, but you step on a grenade blowing all of it up and killing everyone in a 10 mile radius.
I wish I didn't click another page and had to retype this.
Post by
460308
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Patty
Granted, but it becomes void after hyperinflation, and you lose out.
I wish that all Disney films went back to being good, like the animated classics.
Post by
coolguyry
Wish granted, but they become 3D animated classics.
I wish I had a jar of peanut butter.
Post by
Bruunpala
Granted, but the jar is empty.
I wish I could divide by zero.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but every woman in the world dies if you do. And you constantly vomit blood if you don't.
I wish I could talk sense.
Post by
Meldoron
Granted, but shortly after you lose your voice.
I wish every prescription said, "Good news! It's a suppository!" on the bottle.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but every bottle of prescription gets destroyed.
I wish I could have a flamethrower.
Post by
mjswdr
Granted, but you don't know how to use it, hold it backwards, and pull the trigger. And you forgot the SDR rules.
I wish the poster below me knows what SDR is.
Post by
Gnoktish
Granted, but i divided by zero a minute later and imploded.
I wish we all just sat down to relax and had a
SWEET RAVE PARTY
!
Post by
Interest
Granted, but the party ends in 2 seconds.
I wish I didn't have to go to class.
Post by
460308
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but there's now no longer something called peace either.
I wish I could have it all.
Post by
619802
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but everyone becomes so dumb that the world comes to a halt in technological advancement.
I wish I could have higher ego.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted. You are now so arrogant you think you can fly, and jump off of The Golden Gate Bridge.
I wish I was straight balla.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but your legs become stiff.
I wish I could have a delicious meal.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but you have the flu and it tastes like crap to you.
I wish I had AIDS.
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