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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
donnymurph
Granted. You get dosed up on 3 grams of speed and go into cardiac arrest.
I wish I was at the beach.
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236602
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Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but the road is covered in oil, the guardrails have been removed, and there are two trucks coming up the road, side-by-side.
I wish I had my driver's licence back.
Post by
Bloodspeaker
Granted, but your car has just been crushed into tin cans.
I wish my girlfriend was less cranky
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, she realises how much happier she is without you and leaves. It's a joke, don't get offended
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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236602
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Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but since you didn't you never made that wish and consequently it was not granted... and you still woke up late... or wait? Maybe you still did make it when you didn't and it was not granted causing the accident that made you make it happen...
Damnit
if there is anything more complicated than the paradox created by altering the past.
I wish I never wrote this wish. Go paradox!
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, Interest actually hacked your account and wrote it.
I wish Interest would hack my account.
Post by
mjswdr
Granted, but he also hacks your WoW account and steals all your stuff. And Blizz won't fix it for you or ban him.
I wish my mom's ivy would stop trying to grow onto my computer.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted. Your computer is stolen and the ivy grows up your wall instead.
I wish I went out tonight.
Post by
557539
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Post by
donnymurph
Granted, while you're practicing your moves he robs your house.
I wish this wasn't the last beer in the fridge.
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557539
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Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but only if you transfer to a Latin American server.
I wish, umm, that a hot woman was standing next to me, naked.
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557539
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Post by
donnymurph
Granted. But you live in a warzone.
I wish I knew how to type the degrees symbol
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236602
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Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but you have to work every second when you're awake. Heh.
I wish I had a proper curtains.
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