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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, I corrupt you instead.
I wish these ads would stop loading.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, you lost your internet.
I wish for /b/
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it gets purged from the world and replaced by Uncyclopedia.
I wish I got a 5 on all my AP exams.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, they change the system into using percentages instead of numerical grades. Enjoy your 5%.
I wish Interest would stop peeking at me in the bath.
Post by
360419
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but other people start to, and your manhood shrinks too.
Damn.
Granted, but the crabs are alive.
I wish the things that happened on this forum today didn't happen.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, it's 12:02 am for me.
NOTHING HAPPENED IN 2 MINUTES, TOTALLY
I wish interest would get his arse back in IRC.
Post by
52879
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
BobTheGreat
granted they're released and brought to jail again but now they dont share the same cell anymore. :(
i wish wowhead didnt have ads on the site.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they instead make it as slow as WoWArmory.
I wish I had 250 Champions Marks (Argent Tournament)
Post by
BobTheGreat
granted, u lose all your gold and you cant get it back.
i wish i knew what to wish for
Post by
360419
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, all your other characters are deleted.
I wish for more bacon.
Post by
MyTie
Granted, but now you have swine flu.
I wish Blademeld wasn't sick.
Post by
355559
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Sagramor
Granted. It explodes.
I wish people would start using proper grammar.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, internet grammar becomes acceptable.
I wish for people to stop dying.
Post by
150866
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Post by
Sagramor
Granted, but they become elitist asses whom you also can't stand.
I wish... for something to do.
Granted you decide to turn into a serial rapist, but you end up getting caught before you actually get to anything and goes to the chair for trying to rape the president's wife.
I wish I could be the one to pull that lever.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, but you're connected to Dant.
I wish for a buttered toast that lands butterside down.
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