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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Sephren
Granted. You eat the pie and then die 5 seconds later from a heart attack.
Post by
BobTheGreat
****NO WISH****
i wish life was fair
Post by
Interest
Granted, but life is unfair, and thats a fact of life, so you die for trying to bend the rules of life.
I wish there was no such thing as rules (they only make things worse).
Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted there are no rules, the world goes into mass mayhem with every1 stealing, killing each other, etc.
i wish my parents divorce was final already!
Post by
Interest
Granted, but the resulting trauma over several years causes you to commit suicide...
I wish raiding wasn't such serous business...
Post by
ShellyBelly
Granted, however Arthas gets angry that a being whose weight does not surpass that of a pebble is wearing his helmet, so he smites you into the eternal damnation of the Scourge.
I wish for a $100,000 dream car from the PizzaHut™ competition on the side of this page.
Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted you win the prize after eating 10,000 pizzas from pizza hot each priced at 10$ apiece meaning you could have just bought the car yourself and are now obesse from winning a contest that gave you absolutely nothing you couldn't get on your own
i wish for more randomness
Post by
149406
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Ameran
Granted. But to get it, you have to lvl a druid to 80 and learn Dragon Form, also, you can be tamed by a hunter =)
I wish Blizzard would bring back Hunter Camoflauge. (Pleeeeeeaaasseee Blizzard :( )
Post by
184848
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
boods
Granted. But you Die!
Nah I'll actually try and corrupt it in an origional way.
You get a brain from an Ant.
You get a Heart from an elephant.
You get courage from a 4 year old monkey.
You get home, but you have to travel the world in the wrong direction with your eyes closed and let people tickle you wherever they want.
and the yellow brick road has an evil twin, the blue brick road. But you're colourblind. GL LOL
I wish i had more hardstyle music I could listen too.
Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted but you go deaf
i wish for a faster internet!
Post by
Ameran
Granted, but you go deaf
I again wish that Blizzard would bring back camouflage (PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSEE)
Edit: Forgot to put my wish in =/
Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted huntards get camouflage but your account gets hacked and you lose your huntard and by the time you get a huntard at a high enough lvl to use it again blizz has already taken it away for being too "OP"
i wish ppl would lrn2 grant da wishes and make them
Post by
Ameran
Wish granted... by you gotta stop typing your wishes like that so I can read them ;_;
I wish Chuck Norris would die!
Post by
Toldry
The good news: Wish granted.
The bad news : Wish granted.
I wish for a waffle.
Post by
ShellyBelly
Granted, but the waffle is made out of French-Polynesian barnacle-gnomes (WTFLOL?)
I wish for Abraxxes to use proper grammar.
Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted but then i refuse to post
i wish for a pankek
Post by
Ameran
Wish granted.... but it is not a pancake, its a pankek that comes to life at night and eats your family
I wish
http://wotlk.wowhead.com/?spell=34692
was a passive ability that is always active
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227412
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