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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Dhazy
Wish granted. The Originality Fairy comes and steals your chocolate for attempting to save your wish from damnation like many other people have already tried to do.
I wish these Twizzlers didn't taste like cherry cough medicine. D:
Post by
Interest
Granted, but then Queggy mails an A-bomb to your house.
I wish that I had more summer vacation.
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128491
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but it turns into a
Mac.
Linux.
I wish my computer didn't have so much crap on it.
Post by
Euryticles
Wish granted. It has pee on it instead.
I wish I had a pink pony named Sally.
Post by
128491
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Post by
Euryticles
Granted, but the you lose the "1 billion dollar" in the wind and have to mortgage your home.
I wish I could ride my bike with no handle bars.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but Subway makes 1 billion dollar footlongs...and you buy one...
I wish I had money equal to the national debt of all the countries in the world.
Oh and btw, watch
this
Maurice, and you'll understand the joke I was trying to make.
Post by
Euryticles
Granted, but the Take-too-long-to-post-and-has-someone-else-post-before-you fairy takes it all away.
I wish my priest was 70 already.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but people make you heal their instance runs...FOREVER!
I wish a level 100 Pandaeran <insert class here>.
Post by
Euryticles
Granted, but Blizzard, seing your level decides they want you on their team and makes you answer the "this guy called me a noob and corpse camped me" customer support questions.
I wish I could figure out some better wishes.
Post by
128491
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Post by
Interest
Lol, so what? It already crashes enough anyways.
And granted, but once you figure it out, you enter an eternal coma.
I wish I had the power to crash Macs (oh wait.
this gives me that power!
)
Note: no it's not a Rick Roll
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128491
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Post by
voracity
Granted, they corpse run to you and annoy you until your death.
My wish is to know why you want to corrupt my wish? When all I wish for is nothing but, good tidings and wellfare to you.
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128491
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Post by
Abraxxes
wish granted but my feral druid accidently sits on her in baer form and she disappears forever
i wish blizz wasn't so lazy with wotlk
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136316
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Post by
Abraxxes
Granted but they cancel your account.
YAY idc as long as they made it more like it was in TBC, i say the only thing they did right was new badge loot/talent trees(sorta), ill just make a new one
wish granted but the amount of time it took to get all those 70s completely destroyed your social/real life and now you live in your parents basement and you never go outside
i wish 25 people would get on so my guild can do a raid, we've canceled our last 5+ :(
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