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Publicado por Fwibbles

OMFG Yester day i were boosting a friend i used Killing Spree In RFK it were enoying coz a guy underground could attack me (and The Boosted Guy) i used Killing Spree OMFG! I went Underground....i died.. i couldnt get my corps coz it were under ground very low then i used character Unstuck it dint help.. i asked help by a GM He couldnt do anything with it... Last Time Im Using Killing Spree In RFK..

you do know that you can walk through the portal and be rezzed right?

/noob

Publicado por xerae550

Not really the stupidest thing "said" per se, but in the early days of my hunter, I picked up a group for Blackrock Depths, I think the composition was me, a pally tank, druid healer, and two rogues dpsing. The first 10 mins went like this..

Pally-Afk 1 seck!

Now I new something was up when the druid, not asked, but ordered everyone to stay. (They were RL friends.) The way the druid told us to stay was kinda "strike one"

So we wait, and wait, and wait.....

So I'm getting terribly frustrated that we are actually waiting for the tank, which I am expecting by this point to AFK d/c, and the final conversation goes like this...

Me-Where in the hell is the tank!
Druid-O he went 2 go eet diner!

Needless to say I gave up and left with two new additions to the ignore list.

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Publicado por pezz

To be fair, a person may just never use Armory and still have some decent experience.

True, but a person who actually does have five 80's at least knows what the Armory is.

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Publicado por Shayler

Bump, since this is funny and hasn't been locked yet >:P
Edit: Again, sorry.. a NECRO not a bump.
Edit2: heck maybe both >.<

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Publicado por skribs

Conversation in ICC 25 trash, particularly the mini-gluths:
MT - Get this dog off me!
OT - You've been beating on it as you brought it back, I have to generate threat.
Me - Taunt puts your threat equal to the target you taunt off of.
OT - Taunt doens't generate threat.
(This was a paladin, who does not have a psuedo-taunt e.g. mocking blow/death grip, but both taunts are "true" taunts which affect his threat).

ICC 10 Saurfang hunters/ICC 10/25 Rotface OT
Me: Strafe, don't back up.
Hunter/Tank: What's that?
Me: Press Q and E.
Hunter/Tank: ...Wow!

Heroic UK, warlock spamming DL.
Me: You're DPS, deal damage. I can heal you just fine.
Warlock: I'm affliction, this is what I do.
Me: Then spam SB when your dots are up, it's more DPS.
(Warlock continues to spam DL, ends run with 93% overheal and <1k DPS.

EDIT: Thought of a few more

In Naxx, about a month after our first Sapphiron kill, said by a resto druid who had been at every attempt (in regards to his aura): What keeps hitting me?

I also got gkicked from a guild on my resto druid because "I dont care about your healing done. Nobody should be at 60% overheals."

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Publicado por lebugg

I was running Maurudon on my hunter, when the tank (Ret Pally) tells me to fight alongside him as "those arrows aren't doing squat", before I can reply, the mage in the group posts the dps recount that has me at the top, then suddenly the tank just leaves group.

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Publicado por Interest

Not quite said, but once I got Oculus as my Random Heroic.

The tank was a Holy Paladin who promptly ran in and pulled the first set then bubble hearthed laughing at the rest of us...

/ignore.

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Publicado por DraconisAerius

"Warlock, stop using Life Tap"

Agreed as the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone say to me in an instance.

Publicado por zoomie

Conversation in ICC 25 trash, particularly the mini-gluths:
MT - Get this dog off me!
OT - You've been beating on it as you brought it back, I have to generate threat.
Me - Taunt puts your threat equal to the target you taunt off of.
OT - Taunt doens't generate threat.
(This was a paladin, who does not have a psuedo-taunt e.g. mocking blow/death grip, but both taunts are "true" taunts which affect his threat).

ICC 10 Saurfang hunters/ICC 10/25 Rotface OT
Me: Strafe, don't back up.
Hunter/Tank: What's that?
Me: Press Q and E.
Hunter/Tank: ...Wow!

Heroic UK, warlock spamming DL.
Me: You're DPS, deal damage. I can heal you just fine.
Warlock: I'm affliction, this is what I do.
Me: Then spam SB when your dots are up, it's more DPS.
(Warlock continues to spam DL, ends run with 93% overheal and <1k DPS.

EDIT: Thought of a few more

In Naxx, about a month after our first Sapphiron kill, said by a resto druid who had been at every attempt (in regards to his aura): What keeps hitting me?

I also got gkicked from a guild on my resto druid because "I dont care about your healing done. Nobody should be at 60% overheals."

Stories like this, especially the first one, are the ones that ^&*! me off the most because of the amount of retarded people (is there a better word for it?) who don't know something as simple as strafing or a tank who doesn't know threat mechanics. Yet they are in ICC. Letting casuals in ICC through welfare hand outs is one thing, but the bads are sneaking in too and cause hell for those in the raid, plus make paladin tanks look bad. Yes even though paladin tanks are the best tanks in the game currently, some people actually view tankadins as 'lol paladins can't tank'. I actually knew a few real life people who believed that in August of 09 when I went overseas. Even some ret paladins get kicked out of 5 mans because people still call them retardins..... all because of the bads. Sigh......

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