500 hilarious things said in an instance

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发布者 ShellyBelly

Guy 1: Oh, crap, brb before boss, I'm cooking a t-bone steak but the grease caught fire and now my oven has flames coming out of it and I need to get a fire extinguisher.
Guy 2: Yet somehow you had the time to type that?

发布者 animastr

Oh crap! My cat's on fire!

发布者 Jakehays14

Edit by adashiel: Oookay, that one was just a bit too much TMI.

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发布者 sammion

"So this one time I was with a gnome..."
Did it end with "... and that's how I learned that Gnomes do not come with a Vibrate setting..."?

发布者 Renxes

this is a chat between two people in a bt raid i was in

raid leader: i have to go soon girl wants me to go over there

one of his guildies : is it another cousin?

raid leader: shut up, for you that arent my guild and dont know about this, me and my cousin we dating for about 3 months and it was amazing.

all of raid: quiet.........

raid leaders phone: makes R2D2 noise

all of raid: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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发布者 Croco

I got one...

rewind back to over a year from now, I was still lvl-ing as a noob-warrior-tank-wannabe, BC was out already but I didn't bought it yet so all I did was run classic instances.

anyways in a guild run in ST somebody starts talking about "leap of faith". then another mentions how you can fall to the lower level in Sunken Temple if you jump through the whole in the middle.

so I jumped... the funny thing was the response to my cursing, cuz I have leaped to my death of course.

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发布者 Teradon

Well, back in Pre TBC, while fighting C'Thun in a random group.
C'Thun fires off his beam, and a Hunter walks into it .. /Wipe
He said: "OMGFGWT WSDLT!#%Y! LULZ wuts dat?#%11one" (Might not be exacly what he said ..)

After that I learned, that random groups fails.

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发布者 bwirum

isnt this a rippoff of "200 things you dont want to hear in an instance"?

I believe that thread is for plain stupid things, this is for plain stupid but hilarious things.

Besides, this is 500 things after all.

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500 hilarious things said in an instance

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