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I ran shirtless with a pornstar because i got abs.

I banged a french fry because I'm a pimp and your jealous

I cuddled with a homeless guy because I have a noodle in my nose.

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I slept with a bag of weed because im sexy as hell!

I stabbed a french fry beacuse I'm sexy as hell

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i banged a %^&*! because the lil people told me to

I banged a bisexual because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

You know, that's scary and I hope it never happens. :I

I smoked with an easter egg because I love marijuana.

By the way, the purple shirt thing is pretty stupid, purple is royalty.

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I killed a bisexual because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

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I banged a bowl of cereal because thats how i roll

I dont like the sound of that :s

I killed a French fry because I have AMAZING !@#$s.

Woo! lol

I cuddled with a crackhead because that's how I roll.

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What are you? *quiz*