200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes

Beitrag von Lenience

- Spell Power now increases the damage from all Death Knight attacks.

(inb4 nerco, I still find this to be an entertaining thread)

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Beitrag von GuyWhoPlaysWoW

The word "Alot."

Being in charge of the World of Warcraft is no excuse for sloppy spelling.

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Beitrag von Kailhun

Something you'd truly hate to see in the patch notes? How about this...

"The Blizzard Emporium is now open for business! Players may spend money to purchase gold, items, levels, and even additional talent points at reasonable prices! Visit either or ask the nearest city guard for directions your faction's emporium vendor.

Additionally, in order to accelerate the use of the Emporium, all new characters will begin at maximum level, though players will need to equip themselves in whatever manner they prefer. Visit the Emporium for a quick start!

Early content will remain in order to give players the chance to experience the rich lore and history of Azeroth; however, the difficulty level and items drops have not been retuned."

*Shudder*

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Beitrag von Meggie

Online shop
You now can pay to get someone's account suspended for a day.

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Beitrag von Interest

Wow. Holy necroness.

Dungeons and Raids:
-Ruby Sanctum:
-Twilight Precision has been made a zone-wide buff for all mobs. It will also increase all damage done by 50%.
-Trash mobs can no longer be crowd controlled.
-Halion will now shoot Flame Breaths out of the sides of his body in addition to his mouth.

Beitrag von DeeJerz

Who reads the patch notes?

Beitrag von Capnboomkin

World of Warcraft Patch 4.01

Although we told you we weren't going to add a new Hero class, we did anyways. Introducing,
Paladinsonroids!

Upon creating a Paladinsonroids, you start at level 85, with a full set of item level 1337 gear. Some key abilities of Paladinsonroids are:

Smite - Stuns the enemy for two minutes. Cannot be removed. No cooldown.
Faceroll - Increases all damage done by 300%.
Lolwut - Deals 500,000 damage to the target. 1 second cooldown.
Godmode - Makes you invincible for the duration. 1 second cooldown. Lasts 1 hour.

In addition to the new Hero class, we decided not to revamp Azeroth. Enjoy questing to 85 on level 60 mobs!

Beitrag von kasuturo

For those who don't like running:

Interface

We have implemented the necessary changes for the treadmill controller. The treadmill controller will now be only way to control the game.

Mounts

We are removing flying and ground mounts to justify the treadmill controller.

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Beitrag von Balzua

Additional instances cannot be launched
Paladins: The cooldown on Divine Shield and Lay on Hands has been reduced to 10 seconds.

Beitrag von DeeJerz

Who reads the patch notes?

Everyone?I know every WoW player I know does.I want to see if I'm getting nerfed.

lol wut?

I've been on a few servers and can say that during any particular patch day I can sit in a major city and see "What happened to this/that?" hence my original post xD

Beitrag von GuyWhoPlaysWoW

We're going back to the Alpha Troll Female model! =D

200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes

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