Why trolls are better than you
How ya doin' mon?
I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night. I kill two dwarves in da' afternoon, and d'en I feel alright! I kill two dwarves in times of peace, and two in times of war. I kill two dwarves, and I kill two dwarves, and den I kill some more.
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Stay away from the voodoo.
Male dance: Capoeira, Brazilian martial arts
Female dance: Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
Da voodoo shuffle
i think that blizzard should make the female troll so it looks like a troll, instead, the take a human female and makes it to a troll female........
bad, if yer wants ta hear meymeaning, mon.....
alliance Races makes no sense anyway even with worgen
<3 Dreadlocks And Raptors
And incidentally, the Darkspears were NOT the only Trolls to swear allegiance to the Horde. The Amani forest Trolls did so as well during the Second War.
Weeeeell, yes and no. The Amani didn't "swear alliegiance" to the Horde back in the days of the Second War, Zul'Jin and his boys allied with them ( "them" being Doomhammer's Horde ) for the time being, for the sake of thier combined hatred of the alliance ( "the enemy of my enemy, is my friend", as such ). I would never consider that tentative alliance to be the Amani "swearing allegiance" to Doomhammer or his crew. The Amani soon left the Horde when they decided that Doomhammer was a useless muppet.
The Darkspear however, actually swore their loyalty to Thrall's burgeoning new Horde for saving their tribe from certain doom on the Lost Isles during Warcraft 3. The Darkspears are indeed the only race to ever actually properlly, officially, swear full-on loyalty to any form of the Horde.
( NEVAR QUESTION WOWHEAD :P )
Trolls dont need a new home on the echo isles they already live on the forums
Always make your hair red. It makes you go faster. :D
the trolls live in the infamous place which every horde char fears it is The BARRENS CHAT
Wowhead and Wowwiki says Trolls will be getting Warlocks in Cata.
Is this true? Trolls are my favorite race and Warlocks are my favorite class so if both come together, I might squeel.
Obvious Troll is obvious.(##RESPBREAK##)2060##DELIM##Sas148##DELIM##
5 Uses of a Troll
1. Hey, we need SOMETHING to keep those Orcs in line :P
2. Shimmaweed mon, it b' good stuffs.
3. Girls like tall guys
The very most bestest troll name ever of all time... Wheredaforum.
I think that in Cataclysm Garrosh's thirst for war will put "da Horde"in danger,or something bad.
Vol'jin doesn't like dat,so i'm pretty sure either Garrosh will earn his respect(if this happens blizzard is becoming lame)either Vol'jin will challenge the hellscream guy and i think that badass Orgrimmar will be ruled by da trolls, mon.
Image of Garrosh says: Don't talk back to me, troll. You know who was left in charge here. Haven't you stopped to ask yourself why Thrall chose me instead of you?
Vol'jin's image appears.
Image of Vol'jin says: Dere be no question why, Garrosh. He gave ya tha title because tha people be wantin' a war hero.
Image of Vol'jin says: To which I tink ya be even more like ya father den he thought, even without ya havin' da demon blood.
Image of Garrosh says: You are lucky I don't gut you right here, whelp. You are foolish to think that you can speak to your Warchief in such ways.
Image of Vol'jin says: Ya be no Warchief of mine. Ya've not earned my respect and I'll not be seein' tha Horde destroyed by ya foolish thirst for war.
Image of Garrosh says: And what exactly do you think that you'll do about it? Your threats are hollow. Go slink away with the rest of your kind in the slums. I will endure your filth in my throne room no longer.
Image of Vol'jin says: I know exactly what I'll be doin' about it, son of Hellscream. I'll be watchin' as ya people slowly become aware of ya ineptitude. I'll laugh as dey grow ta despise ya as I do. And when tha time comes dat ya failure is complete and ya "power" is meaningless, I will be dere to end ya rule, swiftly and silently. Ya will spend ya reign glancin' over ya shoulda and fearin' tha shadows, for when tha time comes and ya blood be slowly drainin' out, ya will know exactly who fired da arrow dat pierced ya heart.
Image of Garrosh says: You have sealed your fate, troll.
Image of Garrosh spits at Vol'jin's feet.
Image of Vol'jin says: And you yours, "Warchief".
NOT get warlocks go on the cata site and there is a place who getting who and its say they do not.
ye'a mon keep up with ta news
Uhmm...Trolls can be Warlock i cataclysm...
Trolls need re-design too really!
Just some random information:
You be tinkin' troll names be simple. I tell ya now, you wrong. Sen'jin be da first example 'ere. "Sen" be meanin' "elder" in da zandali tonque, an' "jin" be meanin' "leader", now ya know, sen'jin be "elder leader" of da
darkspear tribe! Zul'jin be meanin' "leader of voodoo masters" in yo tonque! Me, Sen'zul, be "elder masta of voodoo"!
Now i be talkin' bout wa ya call "skin". Trolls donnat grow skin, we be growin' fur! Da forest trolls be growin' fur too, ma forest trolls got fur dat grows little plants itself! Says why da forest trolls be havin' green thumbs.
I be knowin' ya mons wanna know 'bout da troll - elf tinkin'. Trolls be knowin' everytin'. It be true. Night elves be former trolls. Ya can still discover. (In-game fact) Ya look closely when dey talk, an' you see elf men still be havin' real small tusks next to da meat-cutters. Female trolls be havin' no tusks. Why? Troll females got smaller tusks dan da males. dey be fadin' in time, females lost tusks already, men still waitin' for dat.
Gnomes. Dey sometimes be slaves to da trolls. Lots of wild gnomes to hunt, little resist. Easy capture. Jin'do da haxxar be known to give people gnome callers as tanks for entertaining him in his show. Trolls never die. Adventurers take a break an sleep when other races die, an so do trolls from da other tribes.
Gods. We trolls believe in da god, dey be strong. Hakkar too lets ya think hes "dead" an lets ya pickpocket his vendor thrash an fun weapons like dat little sword. Looks cool right? Dus Hakkar takes it to be his fun weapon. Once, after some millitiance disturbad Hakkar, Hakkar got angry an' spread da corrupted blood plaque an spread terror in da entire capitals! Dont mess with Hakkar!
Next on: How to do voodoo, Loa spirits an' ya and last: Druids, troll tauren or elf?
I like trolls
Trolls be able to be druids in cata, right?
Dis is a slap in da' face mon, I typed "t" into da' search box and tauren came up higher than da' trolls mon, we need to do somethin' about dis mon.
Beta druid forms for Cata
Subject to change, of course.
Edit: Now official
Back to the troll-elf thinking:
First o' all, dere were only Zandalar trolls, one o' da most ancient races of da world.
Den, dey lived peacefully as some o' dem evolved into forest trolls, dark trolls an jungle trolls.
Da forest trolls, bein' curious and fast some o'dem went to colder places o' da world, where dey evolved into ice trolls.
Some o' dem dark trolls explored da world aswell, setllin' on da shores where da well o' eternity was, an' evolved into what is now known as da "Night Elves"
Some o' da jungle trolls settled in da deserts, becomin' sand trolls, an' some o' da explorers got cursed by loa spirits wich dey dishonored an' became dire trolls.
Da night elves became many other races. Some elves got mutated by da burnin' legion an' became satyr, an da elves who betrayed dere queen Azshara were cursed with da form of half elf-half bird creatures: Harpies.
Da elves who followed dere queen became trapped under da water during da sunderin' an' became half elf-half sea serpent creatures: Naga. Dese creatures were da opposing o' da night elves in millitairy skills. Night elf women became warriors an' elven men were druids. Naga women became sea witches an' da men became warriors.
De elves who didnt follow dere queen nor betray her became da "Highborne" as dey call demselves. Dere children became the "High Elves", an when Arthas went psycho an ran through the city with his army o' mutated madmen destroyin' stuff, da survivin' high elves became what we now be knowin' as: Blood Elves.
If anybody remembers this from vanilla.
I killed two dwarfs in the morning.
I killed two dwarfs at night.
I killed two dwarfs in the afternoon.
and dinner feel alright.
I killed two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war.
I killed two dwarfs before I killed to dwarfs, and then I killed two more.
No one seems to have mentioned that the spell casting animation looks eerily similar to a hadouken. hmmmmmmm.......
The male version that is, looks very good with shammy shocks.
Male trolls just want some jungle love..(##RESPBREAK##)2060##DELIM##Sas148##DELIM##
Male trolls got a really strange and funny bug in cataclysm beta. they got mixed with male humans...it cannot be explained by words just watch the video
-Open vendor box- "You come get the voodo"
-Finds nothing interesting, close vendor box- "Stay away from the voodo!"
Really amazing! Troll's cat form is much like a great character from final fantasy 7: RED XIII "!
Anyone else sort of indignant that WORGENS get a unique backflip jump animation while trolls still don't get anything? If I recall correctly, forest trolls in Warcraft III would constantly backflip, we do all sorts of crazy acrobatics in our /dance, and "flipping out" is even in one of our racial passives. But we still get no cool funky random effect when we spam our spacebar key? Kind of seems like we got jipped.
If Trolls know how to be paladins, then they are the race of complete classes. But I don't think that is a good idea.
Edit: yeah.... now I just thought of it, I don't think it could work out.
Once you'll go troll, you will never reroll
My first character on WoW EVER was a troll hunter, I didnt enjoy the class that much but I love the race and I love animals and nature overall. Then I rolled a druid, had to be a tauren, again I had no choice I wasn't gonna play a filthy elf. Now 3 years later Blizzard introduced druidism to the Darkspear. My wish has been granted! Best race and best class ever!
Nobody has mentioned this: we got
the most awesome racial mounts
One of the little things I find most interesting about trolls is if a male troll suffers a critical hit from a mob, he'll sometimes makes this weird creaking, groaning sound. Anybody know what that is?
My lil' old lock has been Undread since BC, and now that Trolls are allowed to be warlocks, I'm seriously thinking of getting a race change...Just for the casting animation! Hahaha!
Some ideas for troll racials since they are possibly the weakest among all races at the moment.
(10 sec duration / 180 CD) x 20 percent increase
0.0555555555555556 x 20 = 1.111111111111111
The thing that really hurts berserking is that unlike every other racial, bar gift of the naruu, this one has a 3 min cd.
Ergo new berserking:
(10 sec duration / 120 CD) x 20 percent increase
0.0833333333333333 x 20 = 1.666666666666667
It's not that OP considering that on PvP you wont really use the full duration as you will either be jumping around kiting, jumping around trying to catch that damn mage/hunter or stunned.
As for PvE its a similar scenario, during raids you have to move around and your class spells are usually more important that racials so you wont use Berserking every time its ready. Compared to the 1% passive increase on goblins, if a fight lasts 5 minutes with the 3 min cd the goblin will vastly win the ammounts of spells cast with a 2 min cd they will roughly have the same ammount of spells cast (goblins might still win since you wont pop berserk as soon as fight starts as you might aggro).
Im not even gonna go with math about this one, its crap period.
Maybe keep the "Health regeneration rate increased by 10%" just for the sake of lore. What I would really like to get is something like "Health regeneration rate increased by 10% (out of combat). In addition, healing received is increased by 1%." Yeah I know regeneration got buffed on cataclysm but a troll druid in bear form will have around 150k hp with early heroic gear, thats like 150 hp per second while in combat and 1500 out of combat for a troll it means 165 and 1650 respectively. Not really a difference considering you will be recieving hits of 30k damage (either from bosses or players).
Even if rogues and warriors rage at me. Just remove this from the game, thats 1% chance to crit with throwing abilities that you use once during a pvp fight and rarely to never during pve. So unless blizzard makes an axe throwing class, this racial is compared to regeneration in usefulness. Just look at worgen, flat 1% crit on anything and everything they do. Maybe give them a profession related racial, perhaps leatherworking seeing as hunting is a crucial part of troll lore (I can picture a teenage troll hunting his first prey as a rite of passage). Or maybe even fishing, they live on isles and that would be killing 2 birds with 1 rock, it would make a bit more popular the least played (horde) race and the least used profession.
one more thing: blinking, females need it, even forsaken with their rotten lids do it
We might have tons of options for our awesome hair, but why do Orcs get the rockin purple? I vote they give us purple hair too! >= /
The Darkspear Trolls live now in the Horde capital of
So you're telling me... they left the forums? What has this world become?
Old Troll intro (Pre-Cataclysm):
The vicious trolls that populate the numerous jungle isles of the south seas are renowned for their cruelty and dark mysticism. Barbarous and superstitious, they carry a seething hatred for all other races. Long since exiled from its ancestral homeland in Stranglethorn Vale, the Darkspear Tribe was nearly destroyed by rampaging murlocs. Rescued by the young warchief Thrall, and his orcish warriors, the Darkspear Tribe swore allegiance to the Horde. Led by the cunning shadow hunter Vol'Jin, the Darkspears now make their home in Durotar along with their orcish allies. As one of the only surviving Darkspears, it falls to you to reclaim the glory of your tribe
New Troll intro:
Exiled years ago from their lands in Stranglethorn Vale, the Darkspear Trolls attempted to make a new life for themselves amongst the disparate races of the Horde. Under the leadership of the noble warchief, Thrall, Vol'jin and his savage trolls had at last found the honor and purpose they had been searching for. But now, under the rule of the head-strong Garrosh Hellscream, the Trolls fear that the Horde could tear itself apart. Vol'jin knows that whatever threats loom ahead, whether they be from within the Horde or from without, it is cunning trolls like you who will fight to preserve the honor of the Horde.
Trolls be too good mon, too good for five fingers and too good for five toes.
P.S. IM A TROLL!
P.P.P.S. Troll should have a racial called Trolling wich increased their stats by 1000%
P.P.P.P.S. If ya be disliking dis, ya be havin bad mojo mon.
Trolls and dwarves are the two most versatile races class-wise, since both races can be any of a whopping 9 classes.
Trolls can be anything except Paladins.
Dwarves can be anything except Druids.
It seems Blizzard is losing interest in trolls.
In warcraft III both jungle trolls and forest trolls ocassionally did things like backflips, as trolls are a very agile race. The other agile races are blood elves, night elves and perhaps worgen.
Now, blood elves have nice attack animations and may spin when they jump.
Night elves have nice attack animations aswell, and can do a salto when they jump.
Worgen have great attack animations. Using even a two handed weapon they may jump up high and chop down upon the enemy, or strike at the enemy with their blade, for a second wield the weapon in one hand and claw them with their left hand (this has no effects on gameplay, just visual), and when they jump they sometimes perform a backflip.
Trolls have got decent attack animations and wont do any trick when they jump.
Here's what I mean:
Morale of the story, Blizzard should buff trolls in visual terms.
Blatantly stolen from n4ru70h4x0r's post on the
page. Thought it was worth sharing here for the lulz.
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Yeah I know regeneration got buffed on cataclysm but a troll druid in bear form will have around 150k hp with early heroic gear, thats like 150 hp per second while in combat and 1500 out of combat for a troll it means 165 and 1650 respectively.
More like 0 in combat and 1500 out of combat for a non-troll, and 165 in combat and 1650 out of combat for a troll. If you are not a troll, you have
in-combat health regeneration (ignoring any HP/5 gear you may have stolen from a museum of some description).
Trolls should start with maxed fishing skill and have a +100 fishing skill racial, really.
since they are possibly the weakest among all races at the moment.
No, because all pro players choose Troll.
Does anyone notice that if you have a Female Troll do a /cry or /mourn, it ends up being a Male Gnome's cry sound... <.<'
It's horrible. ._.
Troll Druid. Finally! I always thought the trolls, who were kinda "one with nature" and all that should have a druid class
Actually trolls are spiritual like orcs and taurens.
Trolls be da most awsome race in WoW.FACT!
Once you go troll, you never re-roll.
Troll Hunter might be a suitable choice.
Trolls are by far my favorite race...they really are the best c:
Sometimes I wish I was my troll in RL...that's not weird, right?
can and will use
NOT benefit from
compare to other Racials:
Time is Money
Racial for PvP:
: 20% Haste (
Haste @ L90) for
10 sec every 3 Min
Spell Power or
Attack Power for
15 sec every 2 Min
Spell Power or
Every Man for Himself
, alternatives give:
maximum Health for
15 sec every 2 Min
: trade 1,152 Mastery, Critical Strike or Spirit for 1,152 PvP Power, and
20 sec every 2 Min
Spell Power, Agility or Strength).
: trade 1,152 Mastery, Critical Strike or Spirit for 1,152 PvP Power, and
20 sec trigger about every 1 Min
Spell Power, Agility or Strength).
Trolls never die!
The most important troll racial: We hold our bows sideways. Just sayin.
Undoubtedly, they have the best looking females in the game. :)
witch class should i go Warrior,DK,or Druid?
here are most of the troll tribes i could find
And just for fun ones
Trade chat trolls
Barrens chat trolls
Ultimate trolls, batley, tankinstein
Personally i think that bliz should let you choose your own troll clan and each clan has its own passive ability
The Trolls now Lead the Horde! This is proof that they are slowly taking us over! Soon they will emerge into the world va internet and wreak havoc----Wait they already do that va Internet forums and such. Welp..we are screwed.
I still wonder why the female trolls' movements are so stiff. The male troll are the exact opposite. I know that that isn't the original model, but that should have been noticed somewhere in the designing process.
I remember making a troll alt to mess around when they got their own starter area, it was like finding my true home in WoW.
>me) if a healer can overheal, can a Gnome Priest... underheal?
>troll1) was that a short joke?
>troll2) I THINK IT WAS
happiest memories of this game on that island.
Troll Female ♀
I know, my natural beauty is intimidating.
When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?
Arent'cha gonna axe me out?
I won't bite you where it shows.
You're the type I'd like to sink my teeth into!
Strong halitosis be but one of my feminine traits.
I feel pretty... Oh so pretty... (spits)
I got all this and personality too.
The way to a man's heart be through his stomach, but I go through da ribcage.
If cannibalism be wrong, I don't want to be right!
Troll Male ♂
Want some of my jungle love?
We trolls mate for life... 'course we believe in frequent reincarnation.
You look pretty. Pretty tasty.
I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength.
Cookin's done. Stew here!
I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.
I got a shrunken head. I just came out of the pool.
New Troll here.
I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night, I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war, I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more.
I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it.
You remind me of the babe.
The babe with the power.
Power of voodoo.
Remind me of the babe!
Dance magic dance:)
The best race in the game is the troll!
after one char you'll never reroll!
for masters of voodoo!
you know who to come to!
the trolls are now stuck in your soul!
I have to wonder why I'm being downvoted, maybe it's because I stole this from the forums, maybe people are trolling me... Or perhaps it's my Wowhead name.
: Increases your haste by 15% for 10 sec.
Tooltip is correct (Increases your haste by 10% for 12 sec.) but spell info is wrong!
Trolls are so good but the only downside for me is that they are ugly af. Transmogs are pain and the walking/standing animation sucks. They are also super big in size wich I dislike on my Warlock.
The only thing that will make me like trolls is if they finally add facial hair, which we know is already a thing because Vol'Jin.. Cmon blizz, get to it
need update on the Berserking info.
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