If you tell her that her jokes are terrible, she'll tell you to go dance with Jack Ketch. Jack Ketch is slang for executioner (or the devil), and to dance with Jack Ketch means to be hanged. So basically she tells you to go and die.
When you talk to her she gives you three options:
Take off yer shoes, grab a grog, and share a joke with me!
Sure, tell me a joke.
Your jokes are the best!
Your jokes are terrible!
Chossing option 1 always starts with:
Alright, batten down yer hatches, mateys. This one'll blow yer rudder off...
And ends with:
Ha, now someone get me a grog!
The jokes themselves are:
This is one of 'em brain puzzles...
What has six legs, six hands, and six eyes?
Ye all know crazy
Did ye know he once used his gnomish gizmos to combine a parrot and shark into the ultimate pirate companion?
It worked great... until it talked his ear off!
So I was gettin' me ears pierced by
Pretty Boy Duncan
on the Brashtide yesterday...
Ye know how he is. Always a perfectionist. Took two hours, and at the end of it I asked him how much I owed. He said...
Just a buccaneer!
I was drinkin' with a Dread Crew gunner in Booty Bay last week...
After a few drinks, he looked me in the eyes and asked how the Bloodsail got to be so great...
I raised my mug and told him we just ARRR!
So Captain Salthoof got his first ship pretty quickly, right?
I asked him how much he had to bribe the admiral with to make that happen, and he told me his secret...
He got it on sail!
So what's the deal with treasure chests nowadays? They're so expensive and shiny...
It's like we want people to find 'em! All that shiny gold edging and gem-encrusted locks...
It's like, are we storing treasure on the OUTside or the INside? Right?
Choosing option 2 she bows and says:
Spread the word. Tell 'em ol' Bad News ain't so bad afterall.
Choosing option 3 she shows rude emotion and says:
Shut yer squiffy grog hole and walk the plank, ye son of biscuit eater!
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