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Worgen and Goblen jokes?
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xaratherus
Goblin: "It's not easy being green. And rich. And sexy."
Worgen: "A towel salesman came around to Gilneas the other day. Talk about missing your market segment."
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278920
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Morec0
Worgen Male(not near as funny as others):
"Here's an idea: how about
I
throw the stick for
you
!"
Refferenced by the Worgen female joke:
"In Gilneas dog throw stick for you!"
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Elver
Worgen Female Joke: Oohhh look a silver coin. Wait a minute...AHHH!
Goblin Female Joke: Deeprun Tram? Don't ever speak of the Deeprun Tram!
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Blitzfire
I honestly don't think these goblins will be quite the same with their vocals as the ones we have grown to love/hate from the cartel. I may be wrong but weren't these goblins slaves? Slaves don't usually make a huge profit...
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shmickley
Worgen mail: does any one have a toothpick? i think i have some gnome stuck in my teeth.
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Bladeslicer24
Worgen mail: does any one have a toothpick? i think i have some gnome stuck in my teeth.
HAHA fail , i cant see a worgen getting jokes in the mail...oh wait he meant a
WORGEN MALE!
The spelling in itself was the joke.....
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soterios
Worgen: I'll never get used to the smell of wet dog.
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shmickley
its just a typo
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Morec0
Full Worgen Jokes AND flirts!
Worgen Females:
Joke:
"Fear my bark of fury!*Half-hearted woof*"
"That's right pal-adin: I am dangerous!"
"Don't. Pet. Me!"
"*Sniff* Dog food?"
"In Gilneas, dog throw stick for you!"
Flirt:
"You almost make me wanna purr... almost."
"Mmm, fresh meat."
"I know this spot in the forest we can go visit. Just the two of us."
"Fetch."
"Does this muzzle bring out my eyes?"
Worgen Males:
Joke:
"I met a gnome in a little red hood yesterday. She ran off, screaming."
"Here's an idea: how about I throw the stick for
you
!"
"*Scratching sound* Grrr, damn flees!"
"Moew- uh, I mean: woof"
"Anyone hav a toothpick? I think I've got some gnome-kabob in my teeth."
Flirt:
"You've got nothing against muzzles, right?"
"Don't worry, my bark is worse then my bite."
"Gnomes may not have a vibrate setting, but I do."
"Let me show you my wild side."
"I hope you don't mind the wet dog smell."
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xaratherus
Female
Sillies
"The next person who tries to sniff my butt in greeting is getting shredded."
"I was kicked out of Darnassus last week. Those Night Elves are so stiff-necked. Seriously, you chase
one
Druid up a tree..."
"Does this flea collar make my butt look big?"
"So now you know why Gilneas has so many lamp posts."
"'Bad hair day'? Come back when you're covered in fur;
then
we'll talk about a 'bad hair day'."
Flirts
"Call me alpha, big boy, and we'll see where this goes."
"You know, I've been told I can give a dog a bone."
"Oooh, big paws - I know what that means."
"Woof woof, handsome. Let's play."
Male
Sillies
"Why do people always spell things out around me? I know what 'b-a-t-h' means."
"Human men have it easy; when they get in trouble, they only
say
they have to sleep in the doghouse."
"Ah, there's nothing like Gilneas in the rain. No, I really mean it - there's nothing like it. It takes a week before the place doesn't smell like a wet dog anymore."
"Awwwwwwooooo, Worgen of Gilneas. Okay, that doesn't have quite the same rhythm to it."
"A goblin came around with a picture box the other day. Some of my friends and I were playing poker, and he wanted a photo of it. I'm still not sure why."
Flirts
"If you rub my belly just right I'll kick my leg for you."
"I'll sleep at the foot of your bed any night, beautiful."
"I know how to 'sit', 'roll over', and 'speak'. Now take me home and I'll show you some of my other tricks."
"Why don't we go back to my place and howl at the moon for awhile?"
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xaratherus
"Awwwwwwooooo, Worgen of Gilneas. Okay, that doesn't have quite the same rhythm to it."
One can only hope this is real.
Alas, all of mine are just suggestions.
Maybe I should go post it on the WoW official forums...
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Kibbles
In the middle of a BG, a huge highway sign:
Don't Feed The Animals
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Morec0
Female
Sillies
"The next person who tries to sniff my butt in greeting is getting shredded."
"I was kicked out of Darnassus last week. Those Night Elves are so stiff-necked. Seriously, you chase
one
Druid up a tree..."
"Does this flea collar make my butt look big?"
"So now you know why Gilneas has so many lamp posts."
"'Bad hair day'? Come back when you're covered in fur;
then
we'll talk about a 'bad hair day'."
Flirts
"Call me alpha, big boy, and we'll see where this goes."
"You know, I've been told I can give a dog a bone."
"Oooh, big paws - I know what that means."
"Woof woof, handsome. Let's play."
Male
Sillies
"Why do people always spell things out around me? I know what 'b-a-t-h' means."
"Human men have it easy; when they get in trouble, they only
say
they have to sleep in the doghouse."
"Ah, there's nothing like Gilneas in the rain. No, I really mean it - there's nothing like it. It takes a week before the place doesn't smell like a wet dog anymore."
"Awwwwwwooooo, Worgen of Gilneas. Okay, that doesn't have quite the same rhythm to it."
"A goblin came around with a picture box the other day. Some of my friends and I were playing poker, and he wanted a photo of it. I'm still not sure why."
Flirts
"If you rub my belly just right I'll kick my leg for you."
"I'll sleep at the foot of your bed any night, beautiful."
"I know how to 'sit', 'roll over', and 'speak'. Now take me home and I'll show you some of my other tricks."
"Why don't we go back to my place and howl at the moon for awhile?"
You, sir, are a geneus!
EDIT: But could someone explain the "Awoooo, Worgen of Gilneas one?"
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xaratherus
EDIT: But could someone explain the "Awoooo, Worgen of Gilneas one?"
It's a reference to a song released in the 80s called "Werewolves of London". It was semi-famous for it's chorus of a really cheesy musical wolf "howl" (Awwwwwoooo). For whatever reason, that song has become related to anything funny with werewolves in general for me.
Here's a link to the song
on Youtube
and to the
Wiki Article
about it.
I tossed these up on the official suggestions forums, by the by. I figured, eh, I've gotten a lot of good responses on them - let's put them up where Blizzard can see them.
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