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donnymurph
I throw the rulebook at you (metaphorically, of course). You may not artificially stipulate immunity. In shame, you hand me the cookie.
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Interest
I crush you with a large steel shoe.
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donnymurph
I burn at 1200°C, melting the steel. And your foot.
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Lenience
I flush you down an Arctic toilet!
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donnymurph
I am now so cold that I freeze the core of the earth, causing it to crack. You fall into the crack, right into my grasp.
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Interest
I use magnets to stay balanced.
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Interest
I steal the cookie back using a cookie attractor.
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Interest
I poke your face.
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donnymurph
I am used to my face being poked
, and am therefore immune.
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Interest
I use some HF acid. I apply it to your hands, feet, and other extremities.
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Interest
I kick ass and chew bubble gum.
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donnymurph
I pop the bubble gum. You begin crying as you try to pick it out of your hair.
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Interest
Except I'm made of ice. Bubble gum means nothing.
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donnymurph
I do a really hot, fetid fart, which melts you.
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Interest
I am wearing a gas mask.
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