You need to do this ahead of time! No one warned me this was happening!
Next Super Squirt day for the US is not the 17th of June, that is today. The next one is November 14th.
... and this has been a thing for how long?
What the heck! If I knew this was a thing, I would have called off from work saying "I have the squirts!"
Would be nice if we could keep track of it on European servers as well