Suggestive Player Character Joke and Flirt Voice Lines Removed in Patch 9.1.5
2021/10/05 at 3:25 AM
Several player character jokes and flirts have been removed from the game in the patch 9.1.5 PTR, as part of Blizzard's ongoing
company-wide effort to update parts of the game
which are considered outdated and inconsistent with their values. In addition to player voice lines, the profanity laced tirade heard by repeatedly clicking on King Ymiron after being "recruited" to join the Warrior Order Hall in Legion has also been removed.
Each player character in World of Warcraft has a set of fully voiced emotes which are randomly selected when using the /joke or /flirt command, many of which are suggestive or play on various stereotypes, though like the
Big Love Rocket
various other innuendos
, these are being changed in Patch 9.1.5 based on internal developer feedback within Blizzard Entertainment. Not everything is a removal however, as
the Black Temple
have both seen the addition of male models to what were previously female-only NPCs.
Jokes and Flirts Removed From Player Characters
In order to better show which lines were removed from each race in total, we've combined the two lists, with jokes written in blue and flirts in pink. As seen below, the extent of the changes vary between race and gender, leaving some characters with as little as two voice lines to cycle between, though we do not yet know if any additions will be made to replace those removed. A full list of
in the live version of the game can be found following the links, but are too expansive to list here.
Blood Elf Male
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Blood Elf Female
So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?
So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?!
Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk.
Blood Elf Demon Hunter Male
Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you.
I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off.
Blood Elf Demon Hunter Female
Of course these are real. You...mean the tattoos, right?
Dark Iron Dwarf Male
Interested in joining the mile deep club?
When we arrived here I lost many jewels that had been in my family for generations. If you could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply appreciative.
Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either.
Yes, they are real, and they can cut glass.
I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*
Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! ('twang') Ooo, there's me hammer.
You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink... Are you ready now?
I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.
No they're not real, but thanks for noticing.
It's like my father always used to say: 'Shut up, and get out.'
My Uncle has brass balls, no really!
I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I've got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.
I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.
I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby!
Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her... so I took her stereo!
Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge.
I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow.
I got what you need. *sound of zipper*
I'm a modern goblin woman. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit.
I'm a free spirit. I don't like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no... totally into that.
Out of the way, you nobgoblin!
I'm short and good with my hands... how can you resist?
Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!
So then, he asked me to go up on him!
Highmountain Tauren Male
Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places.
Highmountain Tauren Female
Are you staring at my rack?
You don't need to be from the Skyhorn tribe to join the mile high club.
A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'
Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?
I like to fart in the tub.
Lightforged Draenei Female
Have you seen Prophet Velen's new dance? He calls it the 'Mac'Areena'!
When in doubt... touch anything that glows.
Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers.
I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention.
Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?
I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.
Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line.
Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
There's no area denial in this raid.
Night Elf Male
I hope you're not afraid of snakes.
Night Elf Female
Oh, look, I'm dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show...
Sure, I've got exotic piercings.
That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor.
Um... You look like a lady.
What's estrogen? Can you eat it?
Yeah, I would tap dat keg.
Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?
Nice pants. What's the drop rate?
Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style.
Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right...
Let me show you my kung fu grip.
Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.
I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather?
Free rides for the ladies.
Y'know, older bulls really only have one function.
One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.
I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?
I've got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool.
I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it.
I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.
Want some of my jungle love?
When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?
Once you go dead, you never go back.
Yes, they're REAL! They're not mine, but they're real!
Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?
The former Vrykul king of the Dragonflayer clan was first featured as a boss loyal to the Lich King in Utgarde Pinnacle (Wrath of the Lich King), before returning as a minion of Helya in the Maw of Souls (Legion). Following his second defeat, Warrior players were able to loot
Ymiron's Broken Blade
, which was then delivered to Odyn in order to "recruit" Ymiron as a
Order Hall champion
. While Odyn considered the traitorous king unworthy of the Halls of Valor, the quest leads him to be convinced to bind Ymiron's soul, forcing him to serve for the rest of eternity. Later found resurrected inside the Skyhold, repeatedly clicking on Ymiron causes him to become increasingly disgruntled with the player and his fate - the final line being a censored profanity laced tirade, which is now removed in Patch 9.1.5.
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOUR MOTHER! I WILL **** BITE YOUR **** HEAD DOWN, DOWN YOUR *** THROAT, YOU ****! ODYN HIMSELF WOULD **** YOU ONTO THE GROUND!
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