MODfucious Wisdom for the Honorable Off-Topic

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Trollfucious offers the honorable Pikeyboy his deepest apologies for his delay in response. Honorable mother's bunions were afflicting her, and so Trollfucious was the one to mow the lawn and to do the cleaning of his home today. Trollfucious toiled greatly, and in the end the house was cleaned.

We have seven main tones in western music, A-G. I know other musical systems divide sound up very differently. Somewhere, there is THE H NOTE. What does it sound like master?

Trollfucious was once in his kitchen opening a can of Spaghetti-O's in his kitchen, when he heard a terrible racket in his back yard. Dogfucious had chased a cat up into Trollfucious's tree-fort, and he was howling with great anxiety because he could not reach it. With fear for Dogfucious, Trollfucious dropped the can opener and the can onto honorable mother's marble-look-alike counters that she got for 30% on Black Friday at the home depot, and ran to aid Dogfucious. Trollfucious was relieved to see Dogfucious unharmed, despite his horrible baying, but was alarmed when the cat knocked over Trollfucious's shelf with all of his for collections of stones, and leaves, and sticks and such, and the shelf pinned the cat's tail to the floor, and it cried quite plaintively. This sent Dogfucious into more of a panic, and he bayed more vigorously.

As Trollfucious ran inside to get the ladder to get into his tree-fort, which had been taken away when honorable mother refused to allow Trollfucious to use his fort because he had not folded his laundry as he had been directed, he saw that the electric can opener had jammed when it had struck the counter, and was not grinding it's gears against the marble-look-alike counter, in the puddle of spaghetti-o's. And between the can-opener, the baying of Dogfucious, and the screeching of the entrapped cat, Trollfucious heard the note of H.

It may have been H sharp.

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I know you answered "What is love?", but I would like to know what's love got to do with it?

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Trollfucious, why is it that in any amount of laundry there is always an odd number of socks?

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I know you answered "What is love?", but I would like to know what's love got to do with it?

Trollfucious say that relationship between "love" and "it" is complicated.

LOVE = (X) IT is standard equation for what love has to do with it.

LOVE = SEX is theory proposed by many teenagers, which is age at which necessary level of math is learned.

Therefore: SE = IT

Order of operations places I before E, except after C. No C in equation, so I must be greater than E, and they cannot be same.

There for S = I and T= E.

T is also a note to follow So, according to the sound of music, so is a music note.

So if T = E, then LOV = I(X), and I is an irrational number.

So by breaking down the equation, we see that Love = an irrational melody, and it related to "it" because IT (X) is actually sex, and that is why people say "Oooooh- they're doing it," for sex stuff.

Trollfucious, why is it that in any amount of laundry there is always an odd number of socks?

Trollfucious say that socks are selfish creatures, and even though they often travel in pairs, they do so for their own protection. When danger presents itself, one sock has no moral issues sacrificing its partner sock to save itself. If you keep having one sock go missing, then there are monsters in your washing machine.

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What's the wavelength of magenta light?

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If you put clean cloths to closet and dirty cloths to washer, where do you put thous cloths which ain't clean or dirty but you will use them tomorrow?

What do I have on my face and why?

Trollfucious thinks that the answer to the honorable Tush's second question is his first question. Trollfucious does not know where one would put a not-clean towel that is not dirty, just as Trollfucious has never tried to read by a lamp that was not on and not off. A dirty towel goes in the hamper, a clean towel goes in the closet. A not dirty, not clean towel goes in a list a woman writes about why she is breaking up with you because she can no longer live with your hygiene habits.

The answer to honorable Tush's second question is whatever is on the towel, and because you left it there when you used it the first time.

Is black a color?

Trollfucious say that black is perceived by the eye only when there is an absence of colored light being reflected by a substance. In a lightless space, all before you is black. In a lighted space, items that appear to be black in color actually appear so because the substance absorbs all visible wavelengths of light, leaving nothing for your eye to perceive in that space other than black. The argument could be made that black IS a color because it has a distinct visual property that is discerned in the same way as actual colors, and is distinct from existing colors of light in how it appears, but that would be a more liberal and less technical definition of the word "color."

Pretend colors are different pieces of KFC. Red can be the breast, because Trollfucious likes red (and also cannot say the word breast without turning red, even though he knows he is only talking about chicken and not talking about the honorable nice cashier named Jessika with a "k" because her mother was illiterate), and the drumstick will be blue, and the wing can be green, and the thigh can be an ugly mustard color because no one eats those unless there's nothing else left. If you had none of those pieces in the box, then there would be an empty box. One could go through the motions of picking up a piece out of the box, and pretending to bite into it, but there would be no chicken to taste (Trollfucious has tried). The lack of chicken might taste like something- especially of honorable mother has just sprayed horrible nasty air freshener that smells like sea-shore (but doesn't really, because Trollfucious has been to the Jersey shore and the air freshener smells nothing like fake tan, hair gel, silicone or garbage), but that taste would be the lack of chicken that allowed you to perceive the other tastes, rather than the taste of a different type of chicken.

What's the wavelength of magenta light?

About four and a half, depending on how cold it is.

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What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Trollfucious name is Trollfucious.

Trollfucious quest is to spread love, and caring, and wisdom and laughter to the honorable off-topic.

About four and a half, depending on how cold it is.

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Great Trollfucious, why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

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O wise and honorable Trollfucious, will I ever be happy?

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Great Trollfucious, why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Trollfucious say that a smart man may usually be right, but a wise man will keep silent when he is right if there is more benefit in being thought wrong. Trollfucious think that at one time they were two different words, but many many stupid people didn't remember the difference, and they got blowed up. So the smart people, because they didn't want the stupid people to get blowed up anymore, said to make them the same word so no one else would be dead.

Trollfucious wonders, though, if the smart people thought far enough ahead....

O wise and honorable Trollfucious, will I ever be happy?

Trollfucious thinks that the honorable Skreeran will be happy, as long as he believes that he will be and keeps reaching for happiness. Often a man will look at the world around him to find the thing he is missing to make him happy, but finds that it is only when he is accepts that he has a place in the world as he is, and that there are no missing pieces, that he finds that happiness. The honorable Skreeran should look for inner peace, and come to appreciate the things about himself that should make him happy. When one is happy with themselves, small things in the world offer much more happiness than before.

Trollfucious suggests the honorable Skreeran watches the Wizard of Oz- it teaches such wisdom. Also, Trollfucious thinks that the Witch of the West is quite buxom, and that is nice.

Oh great wise Trollfucious, will I ever enjoy the life?
Oh great wise Trollfucious, am I normal if I weight 60kg and I'm 187cm tall?
Oh great wise Trollfucious, do you agree with me when I say that this generation has no hope when it comes to music?

The honorable Tush has so many questions- Trollfucious thanks him for bumping his wisdom thread so often!

1) Trollfucious thinks the honorable Tush should take the advice he has offered (advice Trollfucious has offered, not advice Tush has offered, unless the honorable Tush has an advice thread Trollfucious doesn't know about and then maybe he can take his own advice, but probably not if he asked Trollfucious) to the honorable Skreeran. Find the things about yourself that you should enjoy, and enjoy them, and you will find that you will enjoy life more as a result. Perhaps the honorable Tush and Skreeran should watch the Wizard of Oz together, and make cookies and have Fanta and tell stories about the ghosts and the zombies...

Trollfucious wishes he could have sleepovers again :(
Alas honorable mother believes they are too noisy, and they are what has lead to the incident with the popcorn, the kiddie pool and the roof Trollfucious has mentioned before, so Trollfucious can no longer have them.

2) Trollfucious say that what makes a man normal is much better judged by what comes out of his mouth than what goes in it. The honorable Tush should be more concerned with how healthy he feels than with what degree of statistical mathematical correlation he has with those around him. And also, Trollfucious has often stated that he drinks Fanta and eats KFC all the time, and may not have a good perspective on healthy BMI.

3) Trollfucious thinks that a man who speaks in absolutes is absolutely guaranteed to be proven wrong. Only when the honorable Tush has heard all of music made every year can he decide on whether any of it is good. Until then, he assumes much, and when one assumes they make a musse out of sam, and even though Trollfucious has never understood what that means, be things you should not assume things.

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Trollfucious wishes he could have sleepovers again :(
Alas honorable mother believes they are too noisy, and they are what has lead to the incident with the popcorn, the kiddie pool and the roof Trollfucious has mentioned before, so Trollfucious can no longer have them.

I feel sorry for you. If it makes you feel better I have never had sleepovers or ever invited for one. Why? I'm wreid... Guys in my school hates me... I'm the hared one and bullied... Everytime when someone bullies me I ask why and the answer is always the same: You born!

Trollfucious suggests that the honorable Tush takes a piece of paper and draws on it a picture of something (not a lemon- lemons scare Trollfucious, and if he even thinks that the honorable Tush might be drawing a lemon, he might be too scared to finish his post). Trollfucious will do it with you, and Trollfucious will draw a picture of an armadillo.

Trollfucious picture will be very bad, because he has no talent. And when he looks at his picture he will think it is ugly, and probably will be colored outside the lines, and what color is an armadillo anyway because it's not a color that Trollfucious has in his crayon box, so this one will be blue and whoever heard of a blue armadillo.

So up close, Trollfucious will reflect on how bad a picture it is that he has to look at. Then he will put the picture on the wall and walk to the other side of the room. From over here, it is harder to see that it was colored outside the lines, and it looks like a better blue armadillo, and also Trollfucious is starting to forget that he wanted it to be armadillo colored, and so he knows his armadillo picture is bad, but it does not seem as bad as when it is in his face. He also sees all of the wall around it, with posters of his favorite comic book super-people, and with his postcards that honorable grandmother sends from Fort Lauderdale where she went after she married the man who cleans the pool, and also his picture that Jessika let him take with her at the KFC, and so the whole wall is nice, except for the one armadillo thing.

Then, Trollfucious will take the picture outside and put it on a tree, and he will walk all the way down the yard, and will turn around and see the picture, and he will not see the lines to know if they were colored in or out, and he cannot even tell that it's an armadillo, and all he sees is a blue dot, that he remembers he didn't like but from all the way over here none of the things that he didn't like about it matter so much. And all around it Trollfucious can see the sky is nice because the sun sets purple, and the trees are nice and the lady next door forgot to close the curtains again, and so he doesn't even pay attention to the armadillo picture anymore.

Time is like that. Right now, the kids at school are right in your face and they're big messy blue armadillos. But the further you walk away, the smaller they get, and the less you can see about why you were annoyed with them. And also, the more you can see of the rest of the world that they're in, and realize they;re not a big huge part of it, and there are many nice things there. Trollfucious was also called weird when he was in school, but it has been many years since he was in school, and no he does not remember the faces or the names of the people who he used to call him weird, and they are not important at all. The honorable Tush should keep walking, and eventually the bullies at school will be so far away he won't remember who they were or why what they said hurt, and there will be other things in the world that are bigger and nicer and more buxom than the bullies, and they are in more of the world than school-aged idiot-armadillo-kids are.

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Trollfucious, if lemons are scary, how do you make lemonade?

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Trollfucious, if lemons are scary, how do you make lemonade?

Trollfucious considers the making of lemonade to be a dangerous and honorable job, for it means that the one who undertakes it creates a world with less lemons in it and that is good. Trollfucious is not brave enough to make lemonade, but he respects the sacrifices of those who are willing to take that risk for their families and communities. Trollfucious mostly drinks Fanta.

MODfucious Wisdom for the Honorable Off-Topic

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