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One Day In Goldshire...
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Anmity
> Start crying without reason
Post by
Neonhyper
> Remembers of your gnome friend Elijah and wonder if you'll ever get out of the inn.
Not Elijah! That poor guy... he was so... soo young...
Porkins and Terry look at each other.
> Start crying without reason
You begin sobbing.
The two glove puppets take it upon themselves to drag you toward the door of the inn.
>
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BuryYourDead
<Find bag of sweets labelled "Noob"
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229054
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Neonhyper
<Find bag of sweets labelled "Noob"
> Leave it behind because the glove puppets said so.
You're too busy crying to notice the bag.
Not to mention the glove puppets say the sweets are a nono.
When you reach the door of the inn, the glove puppets open the door and drag you outside, you are lying on the ground in front of the inn. Dazed and confused.
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Septimus
< Wonder why you didn't escape through the window you threw the frozen gnome out of.
Post by
Skreeran
<Ask naked mailbox-dancing night elf for directions so somewhere less scary.
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BuryYourDead
< Get arroused seeing naked elf. You reach up to her.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Wonder why you didn't escape through the window you threw the frozen gnome out of.
You think its because you were busy with a candle, you're not quite sure.
<Ask naked mailbox-dancing night elf for directions so somewhere less scary.
"Hey, lady, where's somewhere not freaky?" You ask.
Terry and Porkins are distraught by your lack of social skills.
< Get arroused seeing naked elf. You reach up to her.
You reach up to the naked night elf, drooling. Terry holds your arm back. She looks down at you, and spouts out a long string of gibberish. You can't even understand her.
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229054
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Anmity
> Ignore the brigand
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Septimus
< For some reason you feel this strange sensation in your hand. You look down and you see Porkins saying some thing strange. " IMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR. IMA FIREN MA LAZOR. BLAAAARRRGGH!" and with the completion of this sentence a powerful blue beam erupts from Porkins' mouth.
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Neonhyper
> Start to follow the road behind the night elf (north), you're attacked by a brigand.
Terry is down!
> Ignore the brigand
You try to ignore the brigand as he assaults your party, but he unfortunately takes Terry down! You begin to weep for your lost companion as you notice the brigand going after Porkins. You will not let another fall! You grab your emergency kitchen knife and attempt to stab the brigand in the head.
< For somereason you feel this strange sensation in your hand. You look down and you see Porkins saying some thing strange. " IMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR. IMA FIREN MA LAZOR. BLAAAARRRGGH!" and with the completion of this sentence a powerful clue beam erupts from Porkins' mouth.
You are amazed as your strike is cut short by this awesome statement by Porkins! You look down at the non-injured glove puppet as he unleashes an amazing beam of awesome charged awesomeness at the brigand. After the massive amount of explosion and awesome lights and super sayan sparks...
The brigan is not longer anything more than a pile of ash.
You get down on your knees, weeping for Terry, but you think there is a shred of lie left in him. Porkins is by your side, and you perform CPR on the glove puppet.
You think you feel his heart beating again as a steady rate.
You take in a deep breath and try not to cry. You almost lost Terry.
You can't believe you almost lost Terry.
You start crying.
Porkins is trying to comfort you, but you can't take the pressure.
>
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BuryYourDead
< you feel compelled to yell "ITS OVAR 9000!"
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Anmity
> Take out your sorrow and anger on the naked night elf
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229054
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Neonhyper
< you feel compelled to yell "ITS OVAR 9000!"
You can't bring yourself to say it. You're too sad.
> Take out your sorrow and anger on the naked night elf
The gibberish speaking naked night elf mailbox dancer must die for this, no matter how curvy and absolutely arousing she looks! You jump your feet, leaving Porkins with Terry as you head back to the inn of this place you still don't recognize and proceed to stab the night elf in the head with the dagger.
She screams something strange before releasing a very disturbing, gurgling, almost blood-choking noise as she sides.
> And for this act of heresy, you're surprised by the
spanish inquisition
You're not very surprised.
You've been through this stuff before.
>
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Skreeran
<Contemplate why the night elf is making strange noises while she sides. What is siding, anyway?
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