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Dhazy
D.. D.. Dhazy?
LMFAO
Post by
BobTheGreat
You: IM AN ALIEN AND I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS
Stranger: alright. is there anyway to stop you?
Stranger: or is it unavoidable?
You: buy me doritos
Stranger: ah that's easy enough
You: oh, but you have to give it to me in person
Stranger: not so easy
You: i live in mars, 3rd street, 4th avenue brain eating boulevard
Stranger: very helpful. just give me an hour and i'll be there
You: and im not sure if my friends will be as friendly as me
Stranger: doritos won't calm them down?
Stranger: or is that just you?
You: i believe they do
You: its ok. ill be waiting in my house. IF IT DOESNT ARRIVE I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS
You: muahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: well then it's going to have to arrive isn't it
You: yes it is, or else we will invade earth and you will be the first to die
You: goodbye now
You have disconnected.
Stranger: I love you
You: ⊙_⊙
You: i love you too
Stranger: :D Will you marry me?
You: sure
Stranger: :D Oh my gosh, myy life r000lz~
You: working as intended
Stranger: %^&* you I hate you
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Post by
Random0098
D.. D.. Dhazy?
LMFAO
Teehee, all lies!
Post by
Dhazy
Stranger: Hey, what's up?
You: Nothing much.
Stranger: Okay, haha
You: Whoop.
Stranger: Yeah, I guess so.
You: I hate Monday.
You: It's so... ASDFGHJKL
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: It's Memorial Day!
You: Well, Mondays in general
You: Not today. Today is ok.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Earlier today, a blue butterfly flew into my kitchen :)
You: AHHH
You: BUTTERFLIES ARE SCARY
Stranger: haha wow, someone's a little neurotic.
You: Whoop Whoop Whoop.
You: If those butterflies come into my house.
You: I SHOOT THEM.
Stranger: D:
You: PEW PEW.
Stranger: lolll
You: LITTLE BITS OF BUTTERFLY EVERYWHERE.
Stranger: I hope they make speecial butterfly guns
You: That'd be sweet.
You: It needs to work on little children, too.
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: Because..... little kids are scary too?
You: Yes.
You: They need to die.
You: In a fire.
Stranger: What's your ASL?
You: ಠ◡ಠ
Stranger: you're.... an owl?
You: ⊙_⊙ MAYBE
Stranger: you're a girl, though, aren't you?
Stranger: I'm getting female vibes
You: I have no gender.
You: It's been proven.
You: I AM A DHAZY.
Stranger: Bleh, you're kind of annoying.
You: Yes.
Stranger: have a nice life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
mudfish
:(
At least he lasted longer.
Post by
BobTheGreat
QUEGGY IMPOSTER!
You: i am BobTheGreat from wowhead. are you from wowhead?
Stranger: Yes!
You: whats your profile name?
You: queggy?
Stranger: Queggy is the name
You: hey queggy :-h
Stranger: Heyy
You: are you seriously queggy?
Stranger: Yeah..
You: ok how many forum posts do you have?
Stranger: 112
You: lol ur not queggy
You have disconnected.
Post by
BobTheGreat
You: Hi im BobTheGreat from wowhead. are you from wowhead?
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You: okay...
You have disconnected.
Post by
mudfish
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Post by
mudfish
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi!
Stranger: are you m or f?
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Stranger: how are you?
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Post by
Yukazi
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Have you confessed your sins to Lord Queggy recently?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you confessed your sins to Lord Queggy recently?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you confessed your sins to Lord Queggy recently?
Stranger: hi<3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m usa, female looking for fun?
You: Have you confessed your sins to Lord Queggy recently?
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You: Have you confessed your sins to Lord Queggy recently?
Stranger: i havent
You: D:
Stranger: can i do it now?
You: Lord Queggy is most forgiving.
You: You may.
Stranger: ohh dear lord can u forgive for being gay?
You: No. No he can't. He is very homophobic. =(
You: Much like God.
Stranger: for being a **** lover
Stranger: then what can i do? please help me¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
You: Relax my child.
Stranger: u.u
You: That is all.
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Post by
Dhazy
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: Have you ever drank lemonade and coffee at the same time?
You: Don't do it.
You: Trust me. It's disgusting.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ill keep that in mind
You: Like orange juice and toothpaste.
You: MMMMMM. ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i get the picture :D
Stranger: asl?
You: Wat.
You: Oh
Stranger: age sex location
You: Ew.
Stranger: right...?
You: Left.
Stranger: up
You: Down.
Stranger: wow, youre really good at this! :O
You: Thank youy.
You: youy?
You: wtf
Stranger: :P
You: I dropped an ice cube down my sleeve.
You: D:
Stranger: makes no sense... why would you do that? =O
Stranger: :D
You: It wasn't on purpose!
You: It just flew through the air and down my sleeve.
You: It must be possessed.
Stranger: damn!
You: I have a ghost in my house.
You: You know who I need to call?
Stranger: nice
You: GHOSTBUSTERS!
You: :>
Stranger: who?
Stranger: =O
Stranger: :D
Stranger: which country u from?
You: ⊙◡⊙
You: I don't know.
You: I'm drawing a blank.
You: Sorry, this happens often.
Stranger: well thats too bad
You: :(
You: Sometimes I forget to breathe.
You: It's scary.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
Skyfire
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr.
Stranger: o rly
You: yarly.
You: nub
Stranger: mkz
You: You heard it here! Rawr is the way forth!
Stranger: meow?
You: No no, rawr!
Stranger: raur\
You: NO!
You: RAWR!
You: Or RAR, if you must.
Stranger: RAURAERUARUARUARUAR
Stranger: i liek pickles
Stranger: rawr
You: I don't like pickles, mk?
Stranger: mk
You: Though, I'm in a pickle.
Stranger: exsplain
You: Homework. Not done. Due tomorrow.
You: Etc, etc,.
Stranger: i have teh buesness exam 2morrow
Stranger: too early
You: 8?
Stranger: wha
You: What time?
Stranger: time u say?
You: ?yas u emiT
Stranger: yeas
You: I need a Spanish keyboard, just so I can make an upside-down q-mark.
Stranger: lul
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: Did you know "lul" means "&*!@" in Dutch?
Stranger: yeas
You: K.
Stranger: lol
You: Double checking.
You: I used to use it, but then someone told me, and I was like, "WTFBBQPWNZRD"
Stranger: pwnzrd
Stranger: realy
You: YARLY
Stranger: intresting
Stranger: u kno a man named musicalbacon
Stranger: no
Stranger: no u dont
You: I doubt it to be so!
Stranger: o rly
You: What strange forum on the Internet brought you here this day?
You: also, yarly.
Stranger: 4chan
You: k.
Stranger: i was browsing
Stranger: got bored
Stranger: u kno
You: Was like "I'm'a troll as many people as possible", mirite?
Stranger: that waz yesterday
Stranger: today
Stranger: make people think i was a women
Stranger: than pwn them
You: There are no wominz on teh Internetz
Stranger: u kno
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: thats y
Stranger: someone undressed me with there words
Stranger: i cryd
Stranger: and poopd
You: :O
Stranger: a little
You: ON THEIR FACE?
Stranger: yes
You: Good.
Stranger: indeed
You: Anywayz, good to meet you, fellow troll!
Stranger: u 2
Stranger: moew?
You: RAWR
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Post by
SirStabAlot
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!
Stranger: YES I WILL TAKE CANDLE
You: MY !@#$ING CANDLE
You: YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Stranger: MY CANDLE!
You: my pretty wax candle...no take
!
Stranger: THAT IS MY DAMN CANDE AND I WANT IT NOW
You: Yo Borrg likes his candle
You: get away from candle!
You: EWWWWW you farted!
Stranger: nevermind, i'll give you my candle because i love you
Stranger: AND I DID NOT
Stranger: IT WAS MY DOG
You: Moo
Stranger: bark
You: MRGLMRGLMRGL
You: MGGLLHGMRRGL
You: Grrglmmahjgrll
Stranger: NDAPIECEOF*!@#JAHEA
You: -burp-
Stranger: nice
You: thats better
You: NO TAKE CANDLE!
Stranger: i dont want it....
You: GET THE *!@# AWAY FROM MY CANDLE
You: MY CANDLE
Stranger: okay, okay!
You: MOO!
Stranger: stupid mother @#$%ing candle with its mother #$%^ing owner
You: MY CANDLE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorry for cursing if it doesnt block it.
Post by
Yukazi
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Post by
xMartyr
You: Hello.
Stranger: r u 18 female london
You: Why yes I am
Stranger: NAA REALLY
You: Nah, FBI
You: Were tracing your IP address now.
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Post by
L33tsauce
My most recent conversation:
You: 'sup?
Stranger: are u m/
Stranger: male*
Stranger: ?
You: No, I'm actually a Parrot Fish. We're capable of changing gender.
You: Mutations have granted my opposable thumbs, so that I may type this conversation.
You: I'm sure you're wondering how I can have a computer underwater.
Stranger: i was hoping you were male bc i am looking for someone to cyber with
You: Alright, so I lied. I'm not a Parrot Fish.
Stranger: but since ur not i will leave you alone
You: I'm actually FBI.
You: Your IP adress is being tracked right now.
Stranger: o im so scared
You: We've discovered your little terrorist organization, Ali.
You: There's no hiding from us.
Stranger: hey said i would leave you alone stupid
You: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE US!
Stranger: o really, watch me
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