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Post by Gnoktish

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: CHEESE HAS HOLES, SO THE MORE CHEESE, THE MORE HOLES, THE MORE HOLES THE LESS CHEESE, SO THE MORE CHEESE THE LESS CHEESE!
Stranger: where are u from?
You: the moon
You: where are you from
Stranger: cool
You: antartica?
Stranger: Brazil
You: ............................IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
You: blargh!
You have disconnected.

i win

Post by Maegord

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
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You: NO U
Stranger: To wait,
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: f m?
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Stranger: handsome
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Stranger: speak
Stranger: korea?
You: Yes.
Stranger: 할줄아나요?
Stranger: ~?

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Stranger: 쟂
Stranger: 쟂
Stranger: wow
Stranger: see
Stranger: good
Stranger: 한국어
Stranger: 를
Stranger: 할주아나요?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: hmmm
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: yum
You: hmmm
Stranger: you sir, are awesome
Stranger: probably the most interesting person ever
You: I KNOW I AM!
Stranger: i know right!
Stranger: but its like im the only one who knows it
You: KISS MY A** WANNABE TROLL! YOU'LL BE WORSHIPPING IN ME WITH EPIC AWE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Stranger: OK!
Stranger: muah!
You: GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
You: NAO
Stranger: ight
Stranger: later
You: NOOO COMEBACK SLAVE
Stranger: i sacrifice myself to thee!
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Post by Lecks

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bored?
You: always
You: unless I'm asleep
Stranger: horny?
You: always
You: unless I'm asleep
Stranger: m/f?
You: depends on what you like, sailor
Stranger: i like woman.
You: let me tuck this in then
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Post by L33tsauce

Stranger: Greetings
You: Hail good fellow!
Stranger: How are you this fine evening?
You: Why, I am feeling quite splendid. And yourself?
Stranger: I'm quite well, thank you.
You: ...I have chicken.
Stranger: Deep fried, or alive?
You: Grilled, actually.
Stranger: Oh, better that way I suppose.
You: I had some deep fried chicken for lunch, though.
You: And some fried green beans, too.
Stranger: Sounds good.
Stranger: I don't believe I've eaten today....
You: Well, that's not very good.
Stranger: No, but sometimes it's hard to make time.
You: I see.
You: I have plenty of spare time, thankfully.
Stranger: I envy you.
Stranger: Come to think of it, I did have breakfast.
Stranger: Seems so long ago...
You: You know, I don't understand...
You: So you don't have time to eat, yet you have time to chat with a random stranger like myself about such unimportant topics?
You: Just seems a bit illogical to me...
Stranger: I have time to eat now, of course, I simply choose not too.
Stranger: And just so you know, I'm actually using this website as research.
You: Oh? What kind of research?
Stranger: I'm a psychology major. I'm writing a paper on "Immediate perspectives"
You: Ah. Would you care to clarify what that is for someone possessing less knowledge in the field?
Stranger: That simply means I'm anazlying how people react to certain phrases, or how you might perceive me, now that you know I study psychology.
Stranger: I usually like to start up a conversation by asking "Have you found Jesus yet?"
Stranger: That gets the best results
You: Seems like it would spark up quite a conversation...
Stranger: It doesn't.
Stranger: Usually people disconnect immediately
Stranger: They assume I'm a Bible-toting buffoon.
You: I see.
You: So how have I contributed to your research?
Stranger: You haven't.
Stranger: Actually, I can't catalog our conversation now that you know the truth.

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Post by Simmi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: Hello :D
You: Better then the last one, he didn't answer :i
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: /
You: I'm tired ^^
Stranger: How are you?
You: Tired (still)
You: How about you?
Stranger: pretty good.....
Stranger: whats your ethnicity
You: My WHAT?
Stranger: black, white, caucasian
You: Oh white ^^
You: Live in DK
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Huh
You: Denmark
Stranger: oh
You: Small country up north
Stranger: im in CALI
You: Which is? ^^ xD
Stranger: california
You: Sounds warm ^^
Stranger: are you straight, gay, lesbian
You: Straight... Why? o.O
Stranger: Because
Stranger: I
Stranger: Am
Stranger: Too!
You: Your kinda freaking me out here :p
Stranger: 8===D O=
You: Yea, freaking me out.
Stranger: 8==========================================================================D
Stranger: 8=D
Stranger: 8=D
Stranger: 8=D
You: CAKE!
Stranger: r u masturbating right now
Stranger: CAKE!
You: HELL NO I'M NOT! O.O
Stranger: ...................................................ok!
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I dunno... Stil freaking me out..

Post by FalconPawnch

Stranger: asl
You: Level 72 paladin.
You: You?
You: Hello?
You: Are you there?
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:(

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Post by Liquoid

You: Ohai thar
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 13/male/Taiwan
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>:

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Post by Skyfire

So, funny story.

I talk with this chick on omegle. She asks for my aim. I give it. I message her. She looks familiar.

I double check Facebook, and sure enough, there's a girl from the right state, the right age, and the right name (but not the same screen name!!!) in my list of Facebook friends. To boot, I met her on omegle.

Turns out, it's the same person.

From many, many months ago.

Chances of that occurring, gentlemen? Slim to zero.

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Post by Deepthought

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Good evening ignorant pig!
Stranger: esselamualeykum
You: Put down your crack pipe and your beer bong!
Stranger: what
You: I can see it, you're clearly high!
You: On ILLEGAL COCAINE DRUGS!
Stranger: from u ?
You: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING
You: But fear not!
You: For I can help you beat your addiction to the devil's sugar!
Stranger: canın cıksın insafsız
Stranger: beni yaktın zamansız
Stranger: ağlıyorsam sebebi var
You: When you next find yourself pining to put the white stuff up for nose, just think
Stranger: yaraladın beni
You: "WWJDIHWOICD?"
Stranger: $%^&*
You: "What would Jesus do if he were offered illegal cocaine drugs?"
Stranger: pussy
You: And I'll tell you what he'd do!
Stranger: get out
You: He would say "No!"
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Omegle?

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