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Post by
Fathios
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: What's up
Stranger: nmm u
You: Nothin much
Stranger: very nice
You: Indeed
Stranger: lol
You: I know right
You: Best conversation ever
Stranger: oh yeah
You: ...
Stranger: uh
You: I gtg bye
Stranger: peace
You have disconnected.
This one's a bit more interesting
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: Why didn't I see this coming? 40/m/FBI headquarters, pervert.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by
Fathios
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: wat up
Stranger: homie g
You: nothin
You: homeslice
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: lol
You: what is love
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never been in love
You: that sucsk
Stranger: yea
Stranger: but its good though
You: i dont understand this human concept of "love"
Stranger: b/c i wouldn't know how it feels if i lose it
Stranger: its just love
You: hmmm
Stranger: u love someone
You: like
You: you
You: have...
You: secks?
Stranger: u don't have to love them
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old r u?
You: most interesting
You: i am older then the ground you walk on
You: I
You: AM
You: GOD
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: no ur not
You: YES I AM
Stranger: NO UR NOT!
You: LIES
Stranger: god knows what love is
Stranger: u don't
You: Damn
You: you've figured it out
You: I am actually...
You: ...
You: CTHULHU!
You: FEAR ME!
Stranger: huh?
You: FEAR THE WRATH OF CTHULHU!
Stranger: i have to go :D
You: CTHULHU FT'AGN
I think I scared him.
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Post by
Arathian
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: "hiiiiiiiii"interesting,go on,illuminate me
Stranger: :p
Stranger: m or f?
You: Why do you feel the need to know that?
Stranger: because i want to know...
You: interesting
You: tell me more\
Stranger: about what?
You: let's start with you
You: how was your day?
Stranger: nice...i went for swiming with some friends....
Stranger: u?
You: we are here to talk about you,not me
Stranger: wrong
You: what makes you feel that?
Stranger: we are here to talk not listen the othes
Stranger: other talking*
You: what are your feelings on this?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: age?
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Stranger: no
Stranger: age?
Stranger: :p
You: What does that suggest to you?
Stranger: will you anser me that simple think? AGE?
You: Does that trouble you?
Stranger: yes
You: Tell me more...
Stranger: tell me your age and we will see...
You: That is quite interesting proposal
Stranger: so?
You: I understand.
Stranger: you undestand what?
You: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Stranger: what?...i want YOU tell me YOUR age...
Stranger: :p
You: We were discussing you, not me
Stranger: hahah
You: "hahah"Tell me more...
Stranger: man are you
Stranger: ok?
You: What else comes to mind when you ask that?
Stranger: i dont know why im not disconect :p
You: "i dont know why im not disconect :p"that is certainly of great interest.Continue please
You: Are such questions on your mind often?
Stranger: yes...when im talking with strange people like you...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes..
You: I see.
You: What is it that you really want to know?
Stranger: what is your job
Stranger: ?
You: Suppose you got to know?
Stranger: yes
You: Why yes?
Stranger: why not?
You: Have you asked anyone else?
Stranger: yes
You: I understand.
Stranger: i dont think that you understand... :p
You: You are being a bit negative.
You: I understand.
Stranger: I am a bit negative?you dont even tell me your age :p
You: What does that suggest to you?
Stranger: nothing
You: Are you Sure?
Stranger: absoloutly
You: That is quite interesting.
You: tell me more.
Stranger: pff..
Stranger: age?
You: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Stranger: age?
You: ok "age?'...tell me more
Stranger: what is your favorite song?
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agt much:P
Post by
thedot
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Yay!
Post by
Skyfire
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: "hiiiiiiiii"interesting,go on,illuminate me
Stranger: :p
Eliza type behavior ftw?
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Post by
Archaeic
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
hey
You:
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
Post by
Random0008
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
hey
You:
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:D
#$%^ing noob necro!
Post by
Everborne
Man this website is awesome! But what's asl?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i have a big one for you
You: Brainsssss...
Stranger: hi
You: Brainsssss...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: KFC is finger lickin' good. What about you?
You: Are you finger lickin' good?
You: Or maybe you're busy lickin' your fingers.
You: You should lick mine.
You: Here.
Stranger: i think i shouldlick your *!@#$
You: I'm a chick.
Stranger: dont you?
You: Sorry I no can haz @#$%^.
Stranger: well maybe not
Stranger: thats too bad
You: I are a sad panda.
You: Is you a sad panda?
You: Me likey bananas.
Stranger: lol
You: roflmaozedong.
You: dingdongbells
You: Goombye.
You have disconnected.
Yeah I'm actually a dude. But when he suggested that he should lick my d!(k, I decided to just be random. It was fun.
Post by
Dhazy
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: >_>
Stranger: help me...?
You: <_<
Stranger: throw something at me
You: *throws pistachio shells*
Stranger: ooh!
Stranger: i like pistachios :-)
You: Me too. :D
Stranger: salty, though
You: Except when I eat 20 and then I accidentally knock over the wastebin I have in my computer room.
Stranger: ahhh yes
Stranger: they make a terrible mess to clean
You: THERE ARE SHELLS. EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: every freakin' where
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it's a messy food to eat
You: But it's not the same if you buy a bag of preshelled pistachios.
Stranger: yea, i guess that would solve your problem, huh
Stranger: but that would mean taking the easy way out
You: EZ Mode
Stranger: yep
You: indeed
Stranger: well..
Stranger: thanks for the pistachio shells
Stranger: i'll hang onto them as a momento
You: No problem. :)
Stranger: can i throw something at you?
You: Sure.
Stranger: birds
You: BIRDS!
Stranger: pigeons, in particular
You: Pigeons. Oooooo.
You: They make funny noises.
Stranger: yes, cute little disease carrying pigeons
You: Rats with wings.
Stranger: certainly
You: They're better than seagulls, though.
Stranger: well
Stranger: i don't know about that
You: I went out to a beach with some stale bread. There were maybe 5 seagulls there.
You: I started throwing bread at them.
You: In less than 2 minutes, there was a swarm of maybe 200 seagulls.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well, same goes for pigeons, you know
Stranger: except they're in a city, poor things
You: Yeah.
Stranger: they can't fly off over the ocean, you know
Stranger: and be free
You: How long is their life expectancy?
Stranger: i kind of feel bad for them
Stranger: and seagulls,
Stranger: while they're a @#$%^
You: Haha.
Stranger: they thrive in their $%^&*iness because they have freedom
Stranger: *sigh*
You: Ahahah.
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: poor pigeons
Stranger: and god forbid they choke on pistachio shells
You: lol!
Stranger: always, always, always buy preshelled pistachios when you visit a major metropolis
Stranger: ;-)
You: "Oh! I think I'll eat some pistachios! Omnomnomnom." *throws the shells on the ground, what a litterbug*
You: *SWOOP* A pigeon picks up the shells.
Stranger: nooooooo
You: Then it has a seizure.
Stranger: you mean, evil person
Stranger: you are the devil
You: Correction.
You: I am the spawn of the devil.
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: even better ;-)
You: Yup.
Stranger: well, good to know then
You: :D
Stranger: want to keep going, or should we just end it right here
Stranger: ya know, on a good note
You: Meh.
Stranger: yea, meh
You: Pigeons and pistachios.
You: Yeahhhhhhhh.
Stranger: i mean, could it get any more random and mundane
You: SOCKS ON FIRE.
Stranger: or bras on fire, that's better
You: AMAZING!
Stranger: &*!@ bras
You: I know. >:U
Stranger: like
Stranger: they're the most uncomfortable things ever
Stranger: but they make you look so good, ya kow
Stranger: know*
You: Yeh.
You: I hate the really cheap ones that snap after a few months.
Stranger: yep
You: Those make me rage
Stranger: or the snap closures permanently snap close
Stranger: after some time
Stranger: that's annoying
You: Ohmygod.
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: let's burn the uncomfortable ones
You: Burn them.
Stranger: on a beach
You: BURN THEM.
Stranger: with seagulls
Stranger: munching on pistachios
Stranger: NO SHELLS
You: Yes!
Stranger: so then, what will we wear?
You: Best idea ever!
Stranger: totally
You: Fingerless gloves.
Stranger: that's it?
You: And hoodies.
You: And shorts.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: yea...comfort
You: But top hats, too.
Stranger: oh, what a sight
You: So we can look like hobos, but FANCY hobos.
Stranger: YES
You: Monocle optional.
Stranger: actually, ya know
Stranger: i think eventually someone would complain
Stranger: i mean, picture it
Stranger: it's cause for institutionalism
You: Hmmmm.
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's been fun opening my mind to new things
Stranger: :-)
You: :D
Stranger: thank you
You: No problem.
Stranger: you have a good day now!
You: Just a day in the life of me.
You: *busts through the ceiling*
Stranger: i'll forever remember you *sniffle*
You: *dramatic music*
Stranger: but...will you be back...
You: Someday. . . . day. . . . day. . . . day. . . .
Stranger: *sniffle*
Stranger: go off then
Stranger: to do bigger and better things
You: Indeed.
Stranger: you have made an impact
Stranger: goodbye now
Stranger: *sniffle*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And so ends the tale of Super Dhazy, and her love for pistachios.
Post by
mudfish
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I'm watching you.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m\f?
You: I see you sitting at your computer...
Stranger: cool
Stranger: then
You: I'm comming for you!
You: Rawr!
You: Braaaains...
You: Must eat braaaaains...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post by
Hayda
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi dar
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: fine u
You: want a cookie?
Stranger: yes..
You: too bad
You: want a brownie?
Stranger: fine, u
You: What?
Stranger: screw u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: Depends.
You: Whatcha doin?
Stranger: oh my God
Stranger: $%^&ing states
Stranger: I hate your country
You: rofl
You: I do also.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: fcking american *!@gots
You: mhmmm
You: Grr.
You: =(
You: I'm not a !@#got.
Stranger: don't cry
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Post by
hellshadow
My first was like this:
Me: Hello.
Stranger: do you understand?
Me: Sure.
Stranger: Liar.
'Your conversation partner has disconnected.'
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