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Laihendi
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
...HEART
GO PLANET
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Laihendi
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
...HEART
GO PLANET
I thought Captain Planet died because of global warming? At least, that's what Wolf Blitzer told me.
That was Santa Claus not Captain Planet.
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Eneder
Wowhead's Next Top Model Season 3, High Fashion!
Contestants:
Dhazy
Absolmorph
Lusky
Enedar
Blademeld
Bootspurr
Haxor
3DG4LIFE
Failadin
Fizzles
Delterius
Wrassinn
Hungryshadow
Damontis
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Episode 1 "Determination": The members do an underwater shoot, and afterward Dhazy goes to 3 more non-top-model photoshoots to add to her portfolio. The judges are impressed with Dhazy's determination but tell her to stick to top model photo shoots. Damontis and Wrassinn are in the bottom two.
Wrassinn is eliminated.
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Episode 2"The one who just couldn't do it": Makeover time! All the members get new, high fashion looks. Except for Fizzles.
Fizzles refuses to get a weave and is sent home.
12 Models remain.
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Episode 3"High Fashion, Low Passion": The members had a high fashion shoot with snakes. Dhazy was immensely scared but persevered through her fear. Failadin had the best photos and has had every week, but when the director, impressed with his skills, asked him why he wants to be wowhead's next top model. His reply was "Just cuz...". Failadin and Damontis are in the bottom two.
Failadin is eliminated for lack of passion for modeling.
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Episode 4"Dem Haterz": Conflict begins in the house as Dhazy is far ahead in the competition. She was neutral with everyone when entering the house, but now that shes a threat, everyone is being rude and mean to Dhazy to throw her off her game. Dhazy is barely phased, however, she thought some people were her friends and that annoys her. They have a group photoshoot. Dhazy outshines everyone once again and takes attention of the photo. In judging, Dhazy is praised for being so noticeable but is told to tone it down and learn to not steal the entire photo when posing with others. Dhazy again is called first and Hungryshadow and Damontis are in the bottom two.
Damontis is eliminated.
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Episode 5 "Own it or be owned": The models are not having a photoshoot this week, but a huge challenge. They're sent to a important party with people who could make or break their career. Dhazy falls lower, not relying on her beauty to impress, but her social skills. She makes no impressions, good nor bad. Blademeld however is the life of the party and is recognized. Haxor on the other hand, has made an absolutely horrid impression on everyone.He even jumps in the pool. In judging, Dhazy is called fourth and told she needs to get back to the top. Has the hatred towards her in the house phased her performance? Haxor and 3DG4LIFE are in the bottom two.
Haxor is eliminated.
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Episode 6 "My F'n Chocolate Puddin'!":Tension in the house gets stronger as the members realize they're rendering Dhazy, they take out her food in the fridge and put in the trash, except for her chocolate pudding, which they put all over her bed. Dhazy is enraged. She screams at everyone in the house screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY S__T, AND ESPECIALLY MY F__KING CHOCOLATE PUDDIN', BIT__ES!" she tips the fridge over and runs to her room to be alone. They later have a shoot for seventeen magazine. Blademeld has the best photo and is put in the next issue of the magazine. In judging, Enedar informs the judges of Dhazy's action. The fight is explained but its 8 against 1 and the judges believe the majority. Dhazy and Lusky are in the bottom two.
Lusky is eliminated for a weak photo and for being the one putting pudding on her bed.
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Episode 7 "No no no no no, no": The models do a nude shoot, but absolmorph refuses to be nude and let people paint his body, and is sent home by default.
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Episode 8 "Would you like fries with that?": Dhazy is curious about 3DG4LIFE. She suddenly remembers where hes from! The first rule of wowhead's next top model is you're not eligible if you've been on any type of TV. (Commercials, reality, etc.) Dhazy remembers 3DG4LIFE from a McDonald's commercial. When they get to their photoshoot, Dhazy brings it up to the judges. The judges investigate and find the commercial where he plays a cook.
3DG4LIFE is eliminated for violating rules
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Episode 9"Bounce up on it": This week there's a photoshoot for sex appeal. The members have to get a sexy shot while posing with my gf, Rihanna. Remember, sexy not sIutty. Dhazy has the best photo and wins a prize of a night with a male model. Models in the house hear the bed bouncing behind the locked door. In panel, Dhazy looks tired and restless. The judges ask why and she responds "That male model!". Us judges reply, omagawdz u bounced up on it? Dhazy doesn't respond. Bootspurr and Blademeld are in the bottom two.
Shockingly, Blademeld is eliminated as we judges believe Bootspurr has more potential.
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Episode 10"Black Hole": The remaining models are put in a music video for Rihanna, titled black hole. They have to do club and hip-hop dances and some slow dances. Dhazy is praised for her dancing skills. When they get home everyone gives Dhazy a hard time. At judging, Dhazy tells how hard it is with all the people hating on her. The judges exclaim, "You are going into a black hole. You need to suck it up and ignore the haters, this is a hard industry and you get NO sympathy. Dhazy and Bootspurr are in the bottom two.
Bootspurr is sent home
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Episode 11"I -AM- Wowhead's Next Top Model": The models have a exorcism/crazy photoshoot. Dhazy has the best photo.
In judging, the models are asked who they think are the worst and best models. The answers:
Hungryshadow: Best: Eneder Worst: Dhazy
Delterius: Best: Hungryshadow Worst: Dhazy
Eneder: Best: Hungryshadow Worst: Dhazy
Us judges ask Dhazy, what she thinks about that.
Dhazy gains up confidence and replies"They're jealous of me and banding together to eliminate me. I would try to if I were one of them though, so I don't blame them because, I am wowhead's next top model."
Dhazy says she is the best and Delterius is the worst. Dhazy is called first and praise, Hungryshadow is called 2nd. Eneder and Delterius are in the bottom two.
Delterius is sent home.
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Episode 12"The finale": The models are the final three and are sent to Japan. They have a covergirl commercial and photoshoot. Dhazy falls flat on the commercial, and the other two do alright. Dhazy is amazing on the photoshoot. In judging, Hungryshadow is called first. Eneder and Dhazy are in the bottom two.
Dhazy is eliminated for having a un-usable commercial.
The final two do a runway show in Japan and...........
ENEDER IS WOWHEAD'S NEXT TOP MODEL!
WOOHOOO SUCKERS! PWND!
ENEDER, NOT ENEDAR! E NOT A! :(
Post by
Laihendi
This thread is back, and good riddance.
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Sagramor
This thread is back, and good riddance.
Necromancer!
Shun!
Shuuuuuun!
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
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Laihendi
It was supposed to be random. And why do you call it a necro when it's a 41 page long thread? The point of this thread is the same today as it was a month ago... to post random stuff in.
"BUT LAIHEND U RNT ALLOWD 2 POST RANDM STUFF IN THREDS NOW"
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Interest
This thread is back, and good riddance.
:(
Necro makes me sad.
Me too.
Pointless necro is pointless.
Post by
Laihendi
So you people would rather have new threads about old topics be made rather than bump old threads about old topics? That's a great way to avoid the clutter...
This "ZOMG NECRO" hysteria is really getting old.
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L33tsauce
Hehe, this thread has 42 pages.
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Laihendi
"ZOMG NECRO"
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Interest
Zomg Golden Sun Zomg!
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hellshadow
SPY'S SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!
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