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Post by
Azazel
Except smashing a
human
skull takes a lot of strength. A bull's skull is much much, much harder. It's not possible to break it with your bare hands unless you are the strongest man in the world. And even then it probably wouldn't work.
Post by
Adamsm
If you know how to hit it, a bull can be killed. A good punch can shatter a human skull. If you're on top of the bull, no reason you can't manage that with its face.
..............Are you for real? I've actually seen a bull go head first into a steel pole, trying to run down a cowboy, and leave a massive dent in it....and do you know what happened to the bull? It walked away in a daze, but it wasn't even bleeding. Seriously, yes, a good punch could possibly shatter a skull, but that's a human, not a bull; and again, you'd have to survive being on the back of said bull, holding onto the animal while it's bucking trying to throw you off, which means you'd probably not be able to get the right angle to actually hit it like that. And before you say 'just snap the neck'; have you ever seen how thick a bovine neck is? You'd need to be built like Ahnold at his prime to snap something like that.
Post by
Atik
Gouge out its eyes, possibly cut it up some, run like hell, and chill until it bleeds out then?
Post by
Adamsm
You really have no clue about real life things do you Atik?
Post by
Sweetscot
Plenty of animals have evolved away from fur. And we are fairly flexable and capable of building up a lot of strength. Humans make excellent grapplers. Ever seen a bull riding compitition? Imagine if the guy was trying to kill the bull as well.
He'd die...horribly? As the bull would throw him off, then trample and gore him to death; there's a reason why bulls are killed with weapons and not bare hands: Humans aren't strong enough for that. Also, an actual bull rider stays on the animal for a set time, then gets the hell off before the animal kills him.
Not to mention that he has the bull rope that he gets to put in place while the animal is corralled in a tiny space with no room to move....
A human can kill a bull with a spear, not easy but certainly possible, bringing friends would be adviseable!...a primitive human attempting to jump on a bulls back to hit it in the head from above would be vulture dinner. The real bull hunters in a modern rodeo are the clowns, their tactics are actually much closer to what killing a wild bull would entail.
Also, a human CANNOT "just break it's neck". Watch a roping competition sometime, a steer can be withstand its own weight on it's neck for a short period of time and cattle necks bend all the way back to either side, the only way to break a cows neck would be with a crane jerking it straight upwards, not sure why anyone would want to do that but it's the only angle a cows neck doesn't bend in. Attempting to rotate a cows head (the closest thing to the neck snapping manuevor to kill a human) will result in the cow going over on it's side.
Post by
Azazel
But that would require something sharp. Like a knife, which isn't natural by your definition. And obviously it wouldn't try to follow you while you ran away, right?...
Post by
Atik
But that would require something sharp. Like a knife, which isn't natural by your definition. And obviously it wouldn't try to follow you while you ran away, right?...
Spears are fairly natural. Various animals use sticks and rocks and such as weapons.
And that is why I gouged out its eyes.
Why am I hunting a bull? Why not something easy like a puma or a rabbit?
Post by
Azazel
But that would require something sharp. Like a knife, which isn't natural by your definition. And obviously it wouldn't try to follow you while you ran away, right?...
Spears are fairly natural.
Various animals
use sticks and rocks and such as weapons.
And that is why I gouged out its eyes.
Why am I hunting a bull? Why not something easy like a puma or a rabbit?
Like what? Chimps? As far as I know they use their hands.
And how is a puma any easier than a bull?...
I'm sorry but, are you freaking st00pid?
Post by
Adamsm
You made the bull suggestion, not us. And again, if you can make an eye shot while a half ton of animal is bucking under you....well, you must be a good among men.
Post by
Atik
A puma is smaller, lighter, easier to grapple.
And chimps, gorillas, and various smaller monkies will use sticks as weapons and throw rocks (among other things...)
Post by
Adamsm
A puma is smaller, lighter, easier to grapple.And a freakin' killing machine with massive knives on it's feet and it's mouth......not to mention, by lighter you mean it still weights between 300-600 pounds depending on it's size. Also, as a predator animal, not really worth killing since trying to eat them isn't really recommended.
And chimps, gorillas, and various smaller monkies will use sticks as weapons and throw rocks (among other things...)They use sticks as straws and primitive forks, not as clubs. As for rocks....okay a gorilla hits you with a rock, you'll break something. A chimp? Not as much, especially as strength wise, even a small chimp could tear your arm off without much of a problem; also, contrary to what see you on TV, the chimps don't spend time learning to throw with accuracy.
Post by
Azazel
A puma is smaller, lighter, easier to grapple.
This is meaningless. EASIER TO GRAPPLE? Don't you think it would resist with it's huge speed and strength and maybe scratch your face off? Were you homeschooled by a hobo?
Post by
Atik
No. I'm saying after it charges you and you kick it in the face, you grab its leg and curb stop its face until it dies. Or hit it with a rock until it dies.
Just saying, if it wants my rabbit, it has to get by me.
Post by
Azazel
How would you stop a puma with one kick?... That isn't possible. And you can't hold it down by yourself, it's far too strong.
Come on man, you're fighting a losing battle here... It's pointless.
You're assuming that it can't fight back.
Post by
Adamsm
No. I'm saying after it charges you and you kick it in the face, you grab its leg and curb stop its face until it dies. Or hit it with a rock until it dies.
Just saying, if it wants my rabbit, it has to get by me.
...You are delusional Atik: Kick a cougar in the face...and watch your foot disappear down it's mouth. Grab it's leg...and you end up with it's claws in the rest of your body. Seriously, a cougar would destroy you.
Edit: You really watch way too much &*!@in' tv man.
Post by
Atik
A kick in the face could daze it and allow you to grab it in a way it can't retaliate.
Post by
Azazel
No. NO IT WOULDN'T. The puma is too strong.
Dude are you mental? You need some serious help if you believe in that.
Post by
Adamsm
A kick in the face could daze it and allow you to grab it in a way it can't retaliate.
Dude, it's a $%^&in' cat, which means unless you have limbs of steel, and are somehow able to lock yourself around it completely, it's just going to twist around and tear your face off. You are massively deluded man.
Post by
Atik
FIne. Jerks.
*Goes back to eating rabbit*
Post by
Azazel
Get help. You are mentally unstable man. Not even kidding.(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##asakawa##DELIM##The off topic stuff in this thread appears to have drawn to a conclusion so I won't mention that but please ease off the questioning off the sanity of others. It's coming across as a bit mean.
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