Blame The Person Above You

Last week I found my neighbor smoking pot.

Last week I found my old GameCube.

Last week I saw someone rejoice over having found an old gaming system.

Last week I died from shock because I played a horror game.

Last week an ambulence woke me up at 6 AM.

Last week I sold a Beatles' Album.

Last week I saw a rare album and bought it.

Last week I resold it for a fortune.

Last week I saw the same Beatles' Album i'd sold to some guy on eBay.

Last week I knew.

Last week some guy knew.

Last week I went to the dentist.

Last week I saw someone almost get tortured.

Last week I fell in a ditch.

Last week my grandfather died in a ditch.

Last week I posted on wowhead.

Last week I made poasts.

Last week I broke a vase.

Last week I found my broken vase on the ground.

Last week I ate food.

Last week I saw someone choke on food.

Last week I did the Heimlich Maneuver

Last week some guy saved my life.

Last week I broke my TV.

Last week my TV was destroyed.

Last week I threw it out the window.

Last week my cat was crushed by a T.V someone threw out their window.

Last week I gave my cat a funeral.

Last week someone was attacked by a zombie cat.

Last week a zombie cat ate my neighbor.

Last week I got eaten by a zombie who was eaten by a zombie cat.

Last week I tried to fly.

Last week some jerk jumped on my car and crumpled the roof.

Last week I went for a walk.

Last week I fell on someone walking through the park from a plane.

Last week I ran away quickly.

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Last week I laughed at the foolishness of the unbanned.

Last week I got a hammer out...

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