Blame The Person Above You

Last week I went skinny dipping and was seen.

Last week I played beer pong.

Last week I saw someone in a drunken state =P.

Last week I drove my car into a fence.

Last week some moron destroyed my fence.

Last week I lost my favorite shoes again.

Last week I found one shoe on a wire.

Last week I electrocuted myself attempting to take it off.

Last week the paper said that some guy got electrocuted doing something stupid.

Last week I saw the clouds go dark.

Last week I lost my candles at the worst time possible.

Last week I was hit by a falling bucket.

Last week I threw my bucket away. Quite literally.

Last week my heater stopped working.

Last week I fixed someone's heater.

Last week I lost my money.

Last week I robbed some guy. With a water gun.

Last week I my internet died.

Last week I I I I I .

Last week I played a game.

Last week someone took my Monopoly game.

Last week I failed to understand.

Last week I came to a conclusion.

Last week I missed my bus.

Last week I laughed as I skipped one of the bus stops I normally hit.

Last week my printer jammed.

Last week I found a broken printer.

Last week I got a haircut.

Last week I gave a man a haircut.

Last week I was rather bored.

Last week I died of boredom, everyone was bored that week.

Last week I laughed at the living.

Last week I could've sworn that something laughed at me eerily.

Last week I shot someone with a paintball.

Last week I got shot by a paintball.

Last week I found my air rifle.

Last week I came across dead birds in the street.

Last week I blew my nose.

Last week I blew up.

Last week I flew with the clouds.