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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Post by
skumbananer
In a VoA on my huntard.
dps warr1 "Omg kik the other dpswarr! Look! Look! NAB has not gemmed for ARP!"
dps warr2 "I gem for strength, besides when trinket proccs im at 100% arp"
dps warr1 "Omg nab! ARP IS MUST FFS! U cent dps widot ARP gems! KICK THE NAB!
huntard "Well atleast dps warrior2 has enough experise, and hit, and nice gear, probably a high amount of crit and ap to compensate for low arp"
huntard "And if you gonna throw *!@# about dps war2 s gear you might wanna be hit and exp soft capped before you whine"
dps warr1 "omg ffs shaddap NO ARP FFS! ARP>ALL! U no noting abot warr dps UR HUNTARD fuk u ffs!"
raidleader: STFU, lets just go.
Iceboss dies.
huntard "haha how come dps warr2 did 6k dps and you 2,6k dps warr1?
dps warr2 "haha"
dps warr1: "FFS I HAD LAGG FFS AND IM FURY FFS NAB BLADESTORMED ON ADDS IM FURY FFS IS LOW ON THIS FFS! LAGG!"
some wrathful boots of plate dps drops. some dk, and a ret and the warrs roll, dps warr 2 wins.
dps warr1: OMG FFS DO THAT NAB EVEN PVP? NO FKN ARP HOW HE PVP WITH ARP! TRADE THEM TO ME FFS! WHY U EVEN ROLL IN 1ST PLACE NAB U DONT PVP NO ARP!
dps warr2 "Cool down, i do pvp, i dont doubt you do, but i doubt you do it good anyway"
dpswarr1 "FU ALL! FU NAB NO ARP FFS MY PVP BOOTS U FKN NAB FKN GRIEEEEFER! IM GONNA REPORT UR AZ AND HAK UR ACCONT NAB FU! DONT FKN MESS WITH ME! GIVE THEM TO ME! NOW FFS!"
Then dps warr1 left and we did fireboss.
Post by
Quilan
just recently this happened to me, i was in a Deadmines group (on my rogue named Why) the tank was named Whoo the mage was named Whatt and the priest healer was named Idontknnow this is how it went:
Me: Whos the tank?
Whoo: yes
Me: no, the name of the tank
Whoo: Whoo
Me: The guy taking all the damage for us.
Whoo: Whoo
Me: The guy with the shield
Whoo: WHOO
Me: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE TANK!
Whoo: No Whatts the mage, Whoos the tank.
Me: Thats what i'm asking What is the name of the tank?
Whoo: No Whatts the name of the mage.
Me: Idontknow
Whoo: No hes the priest.
Me: how did we get to the priest?
Whoo: You mentioned his name.
Me: I mentioned Who's name?
Whoo: No Whoo is the tank.
Me: Thats what i'm asking you.
Whoo: And i'm telling you.
Me: Your not telling me anything. Ok forget the tank for a second. We have a lock right?
Whoo: Ya
Me: Lock's name.
Whoo: Tommarow
Me: You dont want to tell me today?
Whoo: I'm telling you now.
Me: What is the name of the warlock?
Whoo: No Whatts the mage.
Me: Who?
Whoo: No, Whoos the tank.
Me: Idontknnow. PRIEST!
lets just say that went on for awhile...
Post by
SirPunky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE
Next time try to be original.
Post by
Woodrun
Rez me you stupid mage
Hunter you haz rez, rez me!
Hunter you haz healz, heal me!
/facepalm
The first one has happened more times than I care to remember.
O and here is one that happened about 2 weeks ago.
DK to me (tank) - Death and Decay doesn't cause any threat when I am DPSing only when I am tanking...
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Post by
sutasafaia
Rez me you stupid mage
Hunter you haz rez, rez me!
Hunter you haz healz, heal me!
/facepalm
The first one has happened more times than I care to remember.
O and here is one that happened about 2 weeks ago.
DK to me (tank) - Death and Decay doesn't cause any threat when I am DPSing only when I am tanking...
=
I got kicked from a group on my hunter because I couldn't rez a priest once. Wanted to strangle the group leader.
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Post by
NeoBlackheart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekLO8BwxwE
Next time try to be original.
I laughed so hard I cried.
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Post by
Sweetscot
This was my after joining a pug for BRD, the group was wiped when i entered.
me: Bad Tank?
Switchx: dunno just got here and rest are lost
me: lost?
switchx: they dont know how to get back.
Stinkybun: do i run across the chain and does lava hurt ghosts?
me: /facepalm
How is this a hilarious thing said in an instance? There are such things as new players you know, and brd is not a simple place to learn your way around the first couple times you go there...it's darned confusing at first. I don't think it being a bit of a maze is a bad thing but I sure don't think knowing your way into and out of brd is anything to get all elitist about either.
Post by
minad
okay. i was in a instance, it was hellfire pesinsula. listen now.
we wiped. i played my dk.
me: mage. rez us
mage: i cant rez
me: you can. i seed other mage just rez me just other instance.
mage: mages cant rez
me: i seed him rezzing me with lighting. look rez in your spells.
mage: it wasnt mage class then.
lol. noob mage
and when i was noob. my warrior.
friend: gnomer?
me: yes i am gnome
i didnt know he asked me to join gnomerage instance. :D
Post by
Azazel
okay. i was in a instance, it was hellfire pesinsula. listen now.
we wiped. i played my dk.
me: mage. rez us
mage: i cant rez
me: you can. i seed other mage just rez me just other instance.
mage: mages cant rez
me: i seed him rezzing me with lighting. look rez in your spells.
mage: it wasnt mage class then.
lol. noob mage
I hope this is a sick and twisted joke made out of the evil found in most bellybuttons.
Post by
Banehallow
okay. i was in a instance, it was hellfire pesinsula.
Stopped reading here.
Post by
Matosawitko
okay. i was in a instance, it was hellfire pesinsula. listen now.
we wiped. i played my dk.
me: mage. rez us
mage: i cant rez
me: you can. i seed other mage just rez me just other instance.
mage: mages cant rez
me: i seed him rezzing me with lighting. look rez in your spells.
mage: it wasnt mage class then.
lol. noob mage
Was the dk-play before or after the wipe?
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