200 Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPS Classes

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Post by blademeld

ill pull!

hunter + misdirect = best pull

Post by Samanosuke

Using mind control on one of the mob's in a group of ~6-7.

"Crap!aaaaawwwwwwaaaaaaa
MC resistED!"

Post by Nerix

In a ZF run, our warlock was pulling aggro from our tank every pull, and he was DoT'ing everything, probably died about three times already...(we were right where the rarespawn was)

Me: Why are you dotting everything?
Warlock: I'm Affliction specced, so i have to dot everything
Everyone: ....
Warlock: O and i wanna be on top of threat meter too

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Post by Mordachi

My personal favorite. Not really DPS in fight but something rogues do without thinking.

Rogue accidentally aggros a group of mobs before the party is ready. After a few hits and trying to get away uses Vanish, thus switching the aggro over to the healers trying to keep him alive.

For a line though I would have to put in:
Shoot, no wonder we wiped at 2%. I had carrot on a stick equipped and not my PVE trink.

Post by Draykor

Running ZG as the the MT for guild raid practice a couple weeks ago we had to PuG some folks to fill the roster.

As we are moving towards the bat boss I notice every pull one bat will always lose aggro on me and head towards the back line. We have two OTs who know what they are doing so I don't watch the where thebat is heading. After a couple pulls we stop and I ask if anybody kows why one bat keeps losing aggro.

the response -

Huntard - I'm trying to tame it and <insert OT namehere> keeps hitting it and breaking the tame.

Me - Think ya could have warned us?

Huntard - I need a pet, hunter is useless without a pet

(now the classic line from the resto shaman who is real good at his job)

Shammie - You have a pet! We all have a pet! His name is Draykor now get back to shooting mobs.

Huntard - I can't shoot the mobs... I didn't have enough money for arrows...

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Post by Beetroot

uhh...anyone got a light?
fire mage while silenced...true story

Post by zethcarn

"Why are all these sheep spawning? I can't kill them fast enough!!"

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Post by Ahyb

Okay doing durnholde on my 67 Hunter alt.
Group consists of Holy Priest, Arms Warrior (he's tanking though), Destro Lock, Demo Lock, BM Hunter (me).

Everything is going pretty smoothly. Warrior marks square for me to trap and it's going great. Then I notice in recount that the one Destro Lock's damage is lower than both my pet, the demo lock's pet, and the Tank. So I ask him if he is even there and he responds and I ask him what he is doing because his damage is so low. He asks for some advice and then responds in chat, "Want damage I'll show you damage". Then he repeatedly immolates my trapped mob, it was rather annoying but I'd just feign it and have him run around tanking it. It was fun to watch :)

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Post by Ahyb

lol, we had a tank (noob tho) who tried to tank Netherspite dualwielding ... and everyone was wondering why healers had such tough time holding him up.

Uhm your healers should have no problem keeping him up we've had hunters tank him..
He should be strafing in and out of the Red Beam.