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Commento di adashiel

Asric was once Investigator Asric, and his companion, Jadaar, is the former Peacekeeper Jadaar. They were the odd couple of Shattrath, bumbling cops who were never quite able to rid the city of the notorious Griftah. Having been fired from their jobs, until patch 3.2 they could be found quarreling and drinking at the Cantrips & Crows, the tavern in the Underbelly of Dalaran.

Some of their Dalaran conversations:

Jadaar says: Look at us, elf. Look at us. Unemployed, destitute, and drinking swill from an establishment in the sewers named after a carrion bird!
Asric says: Disgusting, I agree.
Jadaar says: And above it all, I somehow find myself saddled with you, the very man who caused me to lose my job in the first place!
Asric says: That was your doing, not mine, windbag. I found myself unemployed due to my unfortunate association with your failure.
Jadaar says: My failure? MY FAILURE? It was your incompetence that landed us here, you insufferable prat!
Asric rolls his eyes.
Asric says: Come off it, Jadaar. That's all I've heard out of you for months. No matter what happened, the point is we're free agents now! No longer tied to politics or duties, able to roam where we will!
Jadaar says: Penniless and away from what we know in the middle of the frozen, undead-infested northland.
Asric says: Perhaps, but with the opportunity to make names for ourselves! Think of the reception you'd have in Shattrath as the savior of Azeroth, slayer of the Scourge!
Jadaar says: Eh.. perhaps, after another drink.

Jadaar says: Arrogant.
Asric says: Braggart.
Jadaar says: Craven.
Asric says: Craven? I am most certainly not! Are we not in the middle of a war z... ah.
Jadaar holds up a finger.
Asric says: What were we on? 'D'?
Jadaar nods.
Asric says: Dolt.

Jadaar says: Remind me again why I tolerate your company, Asric.
Asric smirks wryly.
Asric says: I have decades of practice handling blowhards like yourself, and I'm the only one you know here in this abominably freezing land.
Jadaar says: I should leave you to rot in this sewer with the filth.
Asric says: No doubt.
Jadaar says: You are beneath me.
Asric says: A lowly worm, I'm sure.
Jadaar says: Stop agreeing with me!
Asric says: You're right, of course, it's a terrible practice.
Jadaar says: AGH!

They've since moved to the Argent Tournament grounds. You'll find some of their conversations below.

Commento di 158969

from their talk in shatt it seems like they lost the job

Investigator Asric says: I thought it was secure! If your peacekeepers had the clout to control the thieves of this city, this wouldn't have happened!
Peacekeeper Jadaar says: You blame the peacekeepers for your failure? You were entrusted with a simple task. The troll was obviously a fraud!
Investigator Asric says: And you're entrusted with keeping the city safe! How am I supposed to perform my "simple task" if the streets are thick with lowlifes? I can't spit in Shattrath without hitting some grubby burglar.
Investigator Asric says: ...not that I would spit, of course.
Peacekeeper Jadaar says: I was trying to oust one of those lowlifes you so loathe permanently! Next time, I'll be certain to specify that I require a competent investigator!
Investigator Asric says: Do you EVER cease prattling?
Peacekeeper Jadaar says: I must have taken leave of my senses, allowing a Scryer to aid in such a delicate operation...
Investigator Asric says: My services were rendered. The protection of the city is not my jurisdiction. I believe that's why they call you "peacekeepers?"
Peacekeeper Jadaar says: Had we been fully handling the investigation, I assure you, the evidence would have remained safe. Instead, we used your highly questionable methods...
Investigator Asric says: Of course. My methods are questionable. It was my methodology, I'll note, that exposed that "Griftah" as a fraud in the first place! You had only to keep the peace, and you failed in that simple task!
Peacekeeper Jadaar says: Incompetent, sniveling dandy.
Investigator Asric says: Pompous, uptight windbag.
Peacekeeper Jadaar and Investigator Asric glare at each other silently, their eyes

Commento di 113739

You get the feeling that the next time we see these two, they're going to be married to each other?

And still arguing, no doubt... :-)

Commento di 424849

Him and jadaar are going to show an apperance in the argent tournament i belive in the next patch,again having theyre conversation

Commento di arcanalor

Asric and Jadaar, (as of definitely 3.2.2 if not sooner) are both standing at the Argent Tournament Grounds near the Tuskarr Tingiyok. They're discussing entering the tournament.

Asric: Now comes our chance at redemption, Jadaar. We could become heroes through this tournament.
Jadaar: I don't know. I am uncertain this is the proper vehicle to heroism.
Asric: What could be holding you back? You're hale, hearty... missing an eye perhaps, but that shouldn't stop you from competing!
Jadaar: I dislike elekks. Strongly.
Asric: Ah. That might be a problem.

and another...

Jadaar: Why aren't you competing?
Asric: I had a... situation some time back with one of the individuals now heading up the Sunreavers here. A falling out, if you will.
Asric: Needless to say, when I walked into the pavilion there was something of an altercation.
Jadaar: They refused to train you?
Asric: He suggested I do something else with the lance, instead. It's not my place to repeat vulgarities.

finally...

Jadaar: If we succeed here, you realize what comes next.
Asric: The Citadel, correct? Facing the Lich King's most powerful minions.
Jadaar: The two of us against the vast undead sea.
Asric: Indeed.
Jadaar: ...perhaps we should seek our fortune somewhere less likely to be fatal.
Asric: Discretion is the better part of valor, after all.

Commento di 309039

Asric and Jadaar make their return to current events via the Darkmoon Faire in patch 4.3.

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