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Kommentar von marcimi

Wer wissen möchte, wie es weiter geht: Fortsetzung

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Kommentar von MattHock

Must be some bored NPCs out there...

Kommentar von Vigg

Is it sad that I now want to read the whole book?

Kommentar von Shot

I love how it stacks in 5s! Can carry a whole library and go around as a romance book seller on a RP realm

Kommentar von 43897

Pickpocketed this from the Firewing Courier from the Investigating Tuurem quest https://www.wowhead.com/cata/quest=9990

Kommentar von 60385

Such a nerdy book...

"Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."

Kommentar von 9259

they should add a Proffession to write books, creaking your own custom item book that you could sell. If enough People liked it, you could sell it to a "publisher" and people could go to in-game bookstores and buy it off a vendor!

Kommentar von GodofPudding12Q

Pickpocketed this off of an alliance Wing Commander in AV. I second the motion for a part 2!

Kommentar von 76169

i like how they mention "melting her frost armor spell" that was funny

Kommentar von 39249

Blizzard trying to be funny again!

Kommentar von 73633

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
Just lol :D

Kommentar von Tyrsenus

"Oh c'mon baby, I've got Blessing of Protection on!"

Kommentar von 85555

Alright WoW erotica, I smell a porn spoof and it smells funny.

Kommentar von TheOnyx

"It was at that time that Marcus put on his robe and wizard hat."

Kommentar von 68102_

I hope Marcus doesn't go OOM or get's aflicted w/ "searing pain" after this encounter...
...can't wait for the next part.

Kommentar von 67975

i can see the crazy cat lady in elwynn having one of these

Kommentar von Surface

WTB moreeee Blizz!

Kommentar von 95764

"The reward is not negotiable!"

xD

Kommentar von 133819

i think it is time to get my funk on (^_^)... it might be better if thay came out with the nexed chapter. then i can know how to be romatic lol

Kommentar von 86477

oh man this book sounds great- lol

Kommentar von 143711

The first one I got was from a female blood elf that was alone just sitting guarding a quest object. That was pretty funny.

Kommentar von 143711

Also notice that the highest pick-pocketing rate is from a priest.

Kommentar von 56833

Well, actually, I did write a story based on this item. If you are interested, you can read it. But for obvious reasons, I can't really post it here.

If you want to, you could mail me, and I could provide a link to it. My mail address is in my profile.

Edit: Moderators, if you think this comments breaks the rules, feel free to remove it. I realize it's a borderline case at best.

Kommentar von 161985

I just noticed that this book put into the "Junk" catigory. I dont think this is junk it seems like a veary good way to pass the time when your waiting for something such as party members,raid groups,events,etc.Also i would veary much like to read the rest of this book seems quite interesting ;) All im saying is Blizzard needs to make a book catigory for some items...

Kommentar von Martia

This PROVES that General Marcus Jonathan moonlighted as a romance novel cover model before his military career took off. I'm guessing lots of Scottish historical romances due to his flowing auburn hair.

Kommentar von 160193

Surprising that I can't find any NPC in game with the name Nahni. But on second thought, is that a japanese word for saying "what?"

Either way, yeah, hopefully the WOTLK will have part 2, or at least let us read on more from there.

Kommentar von 176950

i wanna read hole book 2 lol

Kommentar von Ruffy

A rogues dairy, All pages are blank. lots of these books, once i found a research novel at dalaran, the little campsite. like 10 pages, quite funny this game, when you think you have explored it all, there is so much you havnt found yet. Got to be worth a lot on RP realms.

Kommentar von dinnerbone

The sequel has arrived! https://www.wowhead.com/cata/item=37467

Edit: And the next one!

Kommentar von 195229

Someone made a movie about this...

Kommentar von 207498

pickpocketed from the king of Iron forge... made me laugh so hard.

Kommentar von Kirana

It's too bad it stacks. It would make a good Winter's Veil gift.

Kommentar von Dayon

My Warrior carries this book around with him. ;D

Kommentar von 277523

I just sold 5 of these (from leveling lock picking by pick pocketing these lock boxes).

No joke, for some reason people really want this crap... I sold them from 5g-12g.

Give it a shot lol.

Kommentar von devvvour

Almost half drop rate from Cultist Necrolytes...
Yeah, Scourge got feelings too!

Kommentar von 258919

Numerous NPCs such as the blood elf leader get bored in their spare time and decide to satisfy their...well.

Anyways, this is why most 8 year olds become rogues.

Kommentar von 281586

"Dude what's up with this novel anyway!"
"What ya mean?"
"It's a no good lowly and very boring love novel that repeats itself all over again, problely stolen by some Horny Blood elf!"
"..."

Kommentar von Yakeshi

"I promise I won't

'do it from behind!'

Just because I'm a Rogue, you automatically assume that I want to ...you know... you? You disgust me... Oh. No wait! I didn't mean it like that!"

Just an example of how being a smart-ass Rogue can earn you a night by yourself
>.<

Kommentar von 313952

"C'mon baby! I got blessing of protection on!"

Nice! Another Illegal Danish fan! I myself have been one of the few going ARCANITE REAPER! HOOOO! on the new "Bloodied Arcanite Reaper" item :)

Kommentar von dreadblood

is nahni a gnome? it says that he "pressed himself against her dimutive form"

Kommentar von Sincerity

Not one person posted it? Thank the Titans for WowWiki:

As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."

Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.

"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>

Kommentar von 380112

You know, I RP on Wow...and my one toon Tresha is an author. These books are unfinished, and when using GHI...I shall finish them!

Kommentar von 324329

Why on earth would Janice Barov have this book? Seriously... 25% of pick pocketing it from her..

Kommentar von 329285

As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."

Marcus stepped toward her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her diminutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.

"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot>

Rofl, get it? STEAMY!

delicious

Kommentar von 428051

If you happen to find this book, throw it on AH, I sold my copy for 100G last night, just put it on as a joke.

Kommentar von 448684

to bad none had demonskin or felarmor.
it would be much more fun XD

Kommentar von 448684

does this book have some kind of lvl 60 req?

Kommentar von Morec0

Parts Two and Three! To make it easier to find them.

Kommentar von 541007

my first reation to seeing that you could pickpocket it from cheif engineer lorthandor, i was like,uuuuuuuuuuh......? but then i thought,well,blood elves ARE kinda dainty,so why not?book gave me chills,other two are even better1:D

Kommentar von 351764

Oh yeah... Frost armor is hawtt... uhh, i mean...

Kommentar von 712157

This reminds me of something Stephenie Meyer might write... especially the <This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot> bit.

Kommentar von 806397

since you can pick pocket this... this'll probably be a good way for a rogue to make monies. since this has a high chance of being looted
XD

Kommentar von Forsakengirl13

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

Kommentar von 451872

Oh gosh, I love this part: "Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."
x3

Kommentar von vindurza

the great question will there be a new one added in MoP? *edit it seems like yes there is but what dose it say*

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Does it have text in it as well? Like the Exotic Cookbook?

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Pickpocketed mine off a named Doomwhisperer in HP.

Must be a female mob thing. ;)

Still love the <This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.> That's the best part of the book.

Kommentar von Allakhazam

When people ask me why I like WoW so much, it's because of little things like this. Yes, it's good gameplay, a great story, and a worldwide community of (usually) fun people. But most of all, the developers had FUN making this game, and gems like this make my day. I've only found 'em off of Blood Elves (male and female), but every time I pickpocketed one, I mailed/gave it to a friend who'd never seen it before. Every one of them has laughed, harder than when I gave 'em the cookbooks. I love being a Rogue!

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Apparently, this is the most popular book besides "How to serve man"!

Kommentar von Allakhazam

pickpocketed off Balinda in AV. hahahaha.

Kommentar von Allakhazam

This thing is so lol.

When I first picked it up, I looked throug it and thought: Thats weak, only two pages.

Then I read it - and omg that last sentence...
And still, that whole book is like a summary of the everyday life of a WoW toon.

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Got one in the bank, for free!

As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it."

Marcus stepped towards her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her dimutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.

"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>

Kommentar von Allakhazam

To bad you can only get it with pickpocketing :(

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Ah, the gems they have in WoW....Definately some good comedy there. XD

Kommentar von Allakhazam

I laughed so hard when i saw this.

----------------------------------------------

"I just bought the oil refinery downtown."
"well it explains why your so refined"
"Yeah and so oily!" ☺

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Kinky.

Kommentar von Allakhazam

Pickpocketed mine off a Sunfury Geologist (a male blood elf, lol!) in Netherstorm. Hilarious!

Kommentar von Allakhazam

I am looking to buy one (or a few of these) on the Asuremyst Server. Please Mail or PST Sellyssia if you have one!

Kommentar von Allakhazam

I've been grinding the Zaaxis guys at 30,76 in netherstorm for a few hours and I've pickpocketed about 20 of these books. For genderless ethereals, they sure are a horny bunch.

Kommentar von Thottbot

Guess it gets lonely in the bunker, eh Balinda?

Kommentar von Thottbot

This dropped off of a Lieutenant in AV... seems to be a new junk drop or something.

Kommentar von Thottbot

First page:

{ As Nahni glided up, the grizzled warrior gave her a hard stare. "I suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those murlocs?"

Her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side. "That depends on what the reward is, Marcus." She twirled her hair playfully, pretending not to notice how he shifted uncomfortably in her presence. "I may not want it." }

Second page:

{ Marcus stepped towards her, bristling with a mixture of fear and anger. "The reward is not negotiable!" He paused for a moment while gathering his nerve, and pressed himself against her dimutive form. Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor.

"So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement.

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.> }

...I think I <3 you, Blizzard.

Kommentar von Thottbot

sold at AH for 60s/ea

:p

Kommentar von Thottbot

I pickpocketed one only to find somebody saying they'd pay 5g for one on gen chat a few minutes later.
Profit!

Kommentar von Thottbot

I've been looking for one to send as a gift to my husband for awhile now and havent found any. Except that one guy in trade channel asking for 20g for it.. yeah right.

Kommentar von Thottbot

total pwnage! i hope Blizz will make more of those books xD

Kommentar von Thottbot

Soon they might make it in IRL and ship to the rest of the world? XD

I need this book.

Kommentar von Thottbot

I pickpocketed it&almost; died from laughter when I read it.

Just... wow.

Kommentar von Thottbot

go here to hear the story read by a hot sexy voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUYZh__dKy8

Kommentar von Thottbot

So I definitely picked one of these up as a roleplaying prop for my low-level rogue. Definitely worth a laugh!

Kommentar von Thottbot

Ha! My wife was Sr. Editor at Harlequin Romances....and a published author of this stuff.
Chicks seem to like porn too, just a little different emphasis.

Kommentar von Thottbot

nope its a grey... think about it

Kommentar von Thottbot

um...what? im not sure whats wrong with this person....uhh...
but anyway this novel thing is hilarious. i mean look at the description walla balla bing bong *!@#$

Kommentar von Thottbot

Where is the easiest place to get them?

Kommentar von Thottbot

A testament to Blizz's creativity, thank you! And yeah I sell them on AH but for cheap, just to get them out there. Everyone should read HaHA. See also An Exotic Cookbook

Kommentar von Thottbot

Haven't seen this drop from a kill.

But playing my friends rogue, I have gotten stacks upon stacks of them pickpocketing the obviously lonely blood elves.

Kommentar von Thottbot

I want this book. and the continuation. It's exciting.

Kommentar von Thottbot

<This goes on for several hundred more pages, without advancing the plot.>
xD

Kommentar von Thottbot

I can see why the lonely fellows would be carrying this.

Kommentar von Thottbot

the story continues...

So, is there another step to this quest?" she teased, her eyes glittering with excitement. Marcus raised his eyebrows, and put up an amused smile.

"Not really," he replied casually. He unexpectedly and rudely placed his hand in between their embrace, and shoved Nahti onto a bewildered chicken. Offended, she stood up off of the dying poultry, brushed herself off, and stormed after him into the blacksmith.

"What in Elune was that for?" she demanded, frightening a nearby dwarf. The innocent little man scattered out of the blacksmith, popping Stoneform for extra safety.

Marcus looked up to pause his forging of silver bars, then, still wearing the smile Nahti wanted to punch off, he spoke in a loud tone. "Well.. For one, you're twenty levels below me. And also.." he glared at her for extra impact, "You're not even that pretty."

As he chuckled softly to himself, Nahti imagined herself in a shattered mirror. Closing her gaping mouth into a teeth-grinding squeeze, she was about to walk up to her object of vengeance and smack him as hard as a night elf priest could slap a man. Stepping heavily and raising her arm.. An idea suddenly struck her like a Chain Lightning.

Laying her appendage back by her side, she backed away, and out of the blue, she proposed a duel. Marcus froze where he stood, and after a couple of hard blinks, he stood up and eyed her with pursed lips and raised eyebrows. Nahni, as a response, playfully cocked her head to the side and smiled. Shrugging, Marcus put away his ore, drew his gleaming sword, and in 3.. 2.. 1..

Nahti started casting a spell as Marcus realized he was too close to Charge her. Backing away, he was about to leap towards her and slash her side..

But she caught him with mind Control! Amused with her new "pet", Nahti beckoned him closer.. and closer.. and close enough..

Marcus burst out with his Insignia of the Alliance!Disoriented by the experience, he caught hold on the world and looked up, only to find his opponent fleeing toward the inn. Unknowing of what she was doing, Marcus followed, calling after her. "Hey, where are you going? The duel is this way! Come back!"

Walking slowly into the inn, Nahti straightened her robe and fluffed her long hair. Marcus took a moment to lean his sword on a chair, then caught up and started walking beside her. "Nahti, what are you doing? You just ran from a duel, do you know what the priests back at Darnassus would say? You should have just fought to the end.." As Marcus went on, the two began climbing the set of stairs.

"..and Mind Control, how pitiful, and dishonorably chosen, how could you use such a cheap spell.." Slightly grinning, Nahti kept her pride to herself, and Marcus went on with his chatter. "You had Mind Blast, Mind Flay, Mind.. other things, and you choose the most cowardly of them all. You also had a wide choice of other spells.."

Reaching the top of the staircase, Nahti led her prey into a well-furnished room. Not noting where he was going, Marcus walked into the room and stood at the bedside, enveloped in his talking. Nahti closed the door, took out the key, stuck it in the hole, turned it in place..

Marcus realized the moment he heard the click. Sliding the key into some hidden pocket in her robe, Nahti turned around and smiled at him with a face full of passion and intent. Marcus stood still and frowned with a serious face. "Nahti, what are you doing? Open the door." Keeping the same lustful look, she unhooking her small mace. "Open the door. Nahti, stop kidding around. This isn't a joke!"

Nahti walked toward the bed, and Marcus jumped toward the door, struggling with the doorknob. "Nahti, stop this and give me the key!" he commanded, shaking the handle. Looking back at her, he saw her laying the mace on the bed, and she started unlatching her bracers.

Marcus had nothing to do to escape. He stupidly left his weapon downstairs, and he didn't want to risk breaking his knuckles punching through the door. Rushing a few more ideas through his head then realizing he had nothing left to do, he turned around to plead once more. Nahti was right beside him, and struck a finger out at his lips. Wearing nothing but her underclothing, she outstretched her other smooth arm and lay her warm palm on his tense hands, still gripping the doorknob.

Staring into eachother's eyes, Marcus' frowning expression whispered, "No, no, no," while Nahti's fiery gaze said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

His mind going blank and his thoughts closing up, Marcus abandoned his stiffness and relaxed his tight hold on the door handle, moved his hand onto Nahti's waiting slim waist, leaned toward his lover...

Kommentar von Thottbot

Marcus then dropped his pants..

all i can see in this is rape.

Kommentar von Thottbot

lol wow

Kommentar von Thottbot

is it me or has the drop rate been reduced? :S
i want to get the item as a christmas pressie for my friend, and i've been killing firewings for several hours now but none of them had dropped it so far..

Kommentar von Thottbot

good idea, thanks :)

Kommentar von Thottbot

She raped him! O.o Or of course he was playing hardball:)

Kommentar von Thottbot

Everyone knows night elves are too stupid to learn frost armour, it's what comes with the generations of 'animalistic' inbreeding.

Kommentar von Thottbot

"C'mon baby! i've got Blessing of Protection on!"

Kommentar von Thottbot

Lol, classic.

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