The Black Prince Parade - An Inn Full of Wrathions in 10.1.5

PTR Posted 2023/06/28 at 5:10 AM by DiscordianKitty

The Black Prince ParadeBartender BobWorld of Warcraft(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: The Burning Legion invaded, and you have nothing better to do than sit around and complain?
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: Oh, please.
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: If you all would just stop talking for one moment I assure you--
(Old Gods Are Coming) Wrathion: The Old Gods--
(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: The Legion--
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: I would've already claimed the power of Aspect by now, if I were you.
(Whelpling) Wrathion: By the Aspects, you are all so immature.
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: How old are you again? And THIS is all I've accomplished?
(Old Gods Are Coming) Wrathion: We need to set aside our differences and coordinate a plan!
(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: You're all insufferable.
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: This is utter nonsense.
(Old Gods Are Coming) Wrathion: If we all went together to my time, the Old Gods wouldn't stand a chance
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: If any of you were willing to listen to me, we could have claimed the Obsidian Citadel by now.(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: I released Garrosh and all that came of it was death and suffering. And now, the Legion is going to destroy everything. Just as I said it would--but it's my fault.
(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: How can you be so at ease, as though you are not responsible for so much bloodshed? Don't you feel guilty?
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: I don't want to talk about that. Not right now, and certainly not with you.(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: I suppose I may owe myself an apology. I do have a point, after all.
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: I know the guilt you carry. I isolated myself for a long time, because of it. But eventually, threats come up that you cannot ignore.
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: The heroes of your time will be victorious against the Legion -- and look how far we've come! Our ancestral home, thriving and vibrant once more.
(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: ... I am glad to know I have a future to look forward to, despite it all.
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: And that future is so very bright. Remember that, in the hardship yet to come. You'll need it for N'Zoth.
(The Legion Is Invading) Wrathion: Excuse me, for what!?
(Fighting N'Zoth) Wrathion: You'll find out soon enough. Now, we must return. We both have people waiting for us.Ah, <name>, good that you're here.
You see, I would gladly return to my own time, but I am dealing with quite the predicament: I need to speak with my old friend -- now king of Stormwind -- Anduin.
I have essential information to share with him regarding the Old Gods.
Perhaps you could assist me in crafting a letter that will get me an audience?
<Help Wrathion write a letter.>
How shall we address the letter?
King Anduin
Your Most Esteemed Royal Highness
Old Friend
Whoever matters enough to get me an audience with the king
And the contents of this letter. How shall I compose the main text?
Straight to the point: I have information regarding the Old Gods' return...
Appealing to past adventures with Anduin as justification for his trust
Name dropping your mutual friend, <name>, who encouraged this meeting
Bribing him with the promise of many fine cloaks
All that's left is the signature.
Sincerely...
Wrathion
The Black Prince
Your New Official Royal Advisor
"Wrathion" (p.s. actually <name>)
They're all fools for not listening to me.
So busy bickering they can't even see that I could lead us to claim the Obsidian Citadel as we speak!
<Give Wrathion his tab.>
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: What's this? ... My TAB? --paid in full?
(Not Paying His Tab) Wrathion: I'm being kicked out? Ridiculous!
Left says: Alright, prince. Time to go home.
Right says: Thank you for covering the tab. We got him from here.Encapsulated DestinyParacausal FlakesTime Rifts world event

Comment by SpiddeRWhelpling Wrathion is small. We just toss him into his portal.

This was best line in the quest... =DComment by gh0sth4ndI am not sure if the world is ready for the ego of more then one Wrathion.Comment by bluebird91Whelpling Wrathion is small. We just toss him into his portal.
This was best line in the quest... =DComment by GilganesthWhelpling Wrathion is small. We just toss him into his portal.

This was best line in the quest... =DComment by CalluxusIt’s a shame the current Wrathion and Sabellian aren’t there for this, I can just imagine it.

Our Wrathion: Hmm, it appears this inn is more handsome and intelligent than usual.

Sabellian: I am in the Maw. I have died and gone to the Maw and this is my punishment. This is the only possible reason this could be happening.Comment by RomanthonyI think the best part is us Yeeting Whelping WrathionComment by OrissanCan we please still have the option to sock the not paying his tab Wrathion. Preferably after telling him to leave and him refusing.
And maybe with a comment from the crowd that also likely experienced that hit.Comment by DragonGuardianWrathion GenerationsComment by arlaeyaI wonder, just like with other in-game comments that seem to depend on how much involvement your character has had with him previously if it changes... I say as a rogue since Cata who often questions why she helped Rhea in the Badlands while also sporting a mog that includes Fangs and the backpack from BFA...

And it looks repeatable if it's a daily so I'm going to have fun with that letter because that's just hysterical!Comment by LostartesI just want to give MoP one a good smack. He is over bearing and thinks he is all that. The joys of youth....Love how Legion is depressed about what he did and Void is trying to cheer him up only to confuse him. Then we have Baby and he is shocked at what he has become over the years. And then we have Mr Letter trying his best to get to his "BFF" and is unknowingly going to a good smack in the future for it. The only thing that would make this best is if we have Current walk in and, to his horror, see the chaos. He would really be questioning his life choices then. lolComment by DinactiFinally, a real meaningful paradeComment by steinmetz342It's good that Wrathion realizes his major ^&*! up concerning the Legion.Comment by EggzBenedictI think with all these old Wrathions, they should allow us to start the legendary cloak questline from MoP again.Comment by pawpurrHmm. In all the other quests we are trying to prevent any changes to the timeline - but in this one we let Wrathion spoil himself on his future? Isn't this going to cause another paradox? ... But the dialogue is so good XDComment by warcrafteelWhen i was... a young Boy... MY FATHER took meee into the City... to SEE A MARCHING BAAAAND.Comment by lovelywazOMG! They are multiplying.... 😨😱Comment by arlaeyaHmm. In all the other quests we are trying to prevent any changes to the timeline - but in this one we let Wrathion spoil himself on his future? Isn't this going to cause another paradox? ... But the dialogue is so good XDwhelplingComment by EasoLeft and Right probably having headache of epic proportions with all the uber-egos in the room.Comment by CalluxusHmm. In all the other quests we are trying to prevent any changes to the timeline - but in this one we let Wrathion spoil himself on his future? Isn't this going to cause another paradox? ... But the dialogue is so good XDwhelplingComment by CarrionCarcassThis is hilarious because of how self aware he is.