Theramore Guard
This NPC can be found in Theramore's Fall (13).
Quotes (11)
- Theramore Guard says: ...as a deserter, you'll enjoy activities like tethered swimming and dog grooming? How ridiculous!
- Theramore Guard says: ...receive 50 percent off deserter undergarments? What is this garbage?
- Theramore Guard says: ...the deserters seek a Theramore where citizens will be free to juggle at all hours of the day? What is this nonsense?
- Theramore Guard says: ...to create a fund for the purchase of hair gel? I like my hair the way it is, thanks!
- Theramore Guard says: ...to establish a fund for the purchase of hair gel? I like my hair the way it is, thanks!
- Theramore Guard says: ...to establish the chicken as the official symbol of Theramore?! These guys are nuts!
- Theramore Guard says: Hey, thanks.
- Theramore Guard says: I'd never join anything like this. Better keep this, though. It'll come in handy in the privy...
- Theramore Guard says: That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You've just made my day!
- Theramore Guard says: This... this is a joke, right?
- Theramore Guard says: What a bunch of lunatics! You actually believe this stuff?
