Candy Cane
This NPC can be found in The Lost Isles (3).
Quotes (9)
- Candy Cane yells: How can you even go OUT like that? What, did you just wash up on a beach somewhere?!
- Candy Cane yells: I spent most of your money on getting a decent massage, goodness knows you could never do it right!
- Candy Cane yells: I've met cabin boys who were manlier than you. To think I ever wasted my time...
- Candy Cane yells: You always secretly thought I looked fat!
- Candy Cane yells: You can never replace me. Chip will never stoop to dating someone who makes a brute look attractive!
- Candy Cane yells: You never tried to get anywhere. I'm so glad I finally found a real goblin who can satisfy my shopping needs.
- Candy Cane yells: You told him I was fat behind my back, didn't you?!
- Candy Cane yells: You're just jealous I found a man with skills AND a fat wallet.
- Candy Cane says: But, sweetie...?
