Gobber
This NPC can be found in The Lost Isles (5).
Quotes (50)
- Gobber yells: A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We'll call it GoblinCon. And we'll give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
- Gobber yells: A binary number system. It uses only two numbers. 6 and 11.
- Gobber yells: A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
- Gobber yells: A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
- Gobber yells: Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
- Gobber yells: Bagel-holes!
- Gobber yells: Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
- Gobber yells: Clowns. Except instead of making you laugh, they're there for beating.
- Gobber yells: Distilling the juice out of kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
- Gobber yells: Doc!
- Gobber yells: Dwarves. In. Space!
- Gobber yells: Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
- Gobber yells: Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
- Gobber yells: Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached....
- Gobber yells: Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
- Gobber yells: Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
- Gobber yells: Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
- Gobber yells: Games you can play with your face!
- Gobber yells: Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
- Gobber yells: Goblins with gills!
- Gobber yells: Half man...half sharkalligator!
- Gobber yells: Handheld one-way mirrors!
- Gobber yells: Headshoes!
- Gobber yells: Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
- Gobber yells: How about smiling monkey wallets?
- Gobber yells: How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
- Gobber yells: I've got it: Squeezeable rocks!
- Gobber yells: Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
- Gobber yells: Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
- Gobber yells: Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
- Gobber yells: Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
- Gobber yells: Murder permits!
- Gobber yells: Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
- Gobber yells: One-sided paper!
- Gobber yells: Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
- Gobber yells: Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
- Gobber yells: Shirts with leg-holes. Reversable shirtshorts!
- Gobber yells: Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels - for when you fall down.
- Gobber yells: Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain. Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
- Gobber yells: Spoon sharpeners!
- Gobber yells: Stairways... for horizontal surfaces!
- Gobber yells: State-sponsored healthcare!
- Gobber yells: String-less kites!
- Gobber yells: Tauren Paladins!
- Gobber yells: Tether-footbomb!
- Gobber yells: That hurt!
- Gobber yells: Thirteen-sided dice!
- Gobber yells: Upside-down boats! They'll never capsize!
- Gobber yells: Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
- Gobber yells: We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!
