Ace
This NPC can be found in The Lost Isles (4).
Quotes (55)
- Ace yells: A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We'll call it GoblinCon. And we'll give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
- Ace yells: A binary number system. It uses only two numbers. 6 and 11.
- Ace yells: A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
- Ace yells: A spring-loaded plunger with blades attached, for processing food. Or people you disagree with.
- Ace yells: A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
- Ace yells: Alright, naga leader, come on out from hiding and surrender in the name of <name> and the Bilgewater Cartel!
- Ace yells: Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
- Ace yells: Bagel-holes!
- Ace yells: Bathrobes with integrated shower-nozzles.
- Ace yells: Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
- Ace yells: Clowns. Except instead of making you laugh, they're there for beating.
- Ace yells: Dwarves. In. Space!
- Ace yells: Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
- Ace yells: Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
- Ace yells: Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached....
- Ace yells: Explosive fire extinguishers! We'll fight fire... WITH fire!
- Ace yells: Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
- Ace yells: Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
- Ace yells: Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
- Ace yells: Games you can play with your face!
- Ace yells: Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
- Ace yells: Goblins with gills!
- Ace yells: Handheld one-way mirrors!
- Ace yells: Headshoes!
- Ace yells: Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
- Ace yells: How about smiling monkey wallets?
- Ace yells: How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
- Ace yells: Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
- Ace yells: It's like bungie-jumping, right? But without a cord, see? And you start at the bottom. I guess it's just sorta like regular jumping. But with guns.
- Ace yells: Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
- Ace yells: Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
- Ace yells: Murder permits!
- Ace yells: Nobody make any sudden movements! We'll just negotiate your surrender and leave peaceably.
- Ace yells: Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
- Ace yells: Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
- Ace yells: Prepare to surrender to the Bilgewater Cartel!
- Ace yells: Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
- Ace yells: Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels - for when you fall down.
- Ace yells: So I have this idea for a movie. Three gnomes find a bracelet of power...
- Ace yells: Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain. Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
- Ace yells: Spoon sharpeners!
- Ace yells: State-sponsored healthcare!
- Ace yells: String-less kites!
- Ace yells: Tauren Paladins!
- Ace yells: Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
- Ace yells: We don't want any trouble. Just keep our path clear and everything will be fine. Nobody needs to get hurt. Especially me!
- Ace yells: We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!
- Ace yells: We're planning on having a special naga appreciation sale after your surrender is all wrapped up. Thirty percent off most goods we have in stock. Red light savings on Kaldorei artifacts today only!
- Ace yells: What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?
- Ace yells: You naga keep your distance. We're not kidding around here!
- Ace says: I got these little hellions on a short leash, <name>. The naga won't attack us while we have their hatchlings.
- Ace says: I never liked that guy. He stole your girlfriend. I say, good riddance!
- Ace says: Um, dude, this does not look good. I'm out of here!
- Ace says: You ready to make their leader surrender, buddy? Okay, here we go.
- Ace says: You ready to make their leader surrender, lady? Okay, here we go.
