Perry Gatner
This NPC can be found in Shattrath City (4).
Quotes (28)
- Perry Gatner says: A stick!
- Perry Gatner says: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
- Perry Gatner says: And then we met!
- Perry Gatner says: Because they are planted in the spring!
- Perry Gatner says: Goldshire's inn advertises a lakeside view...
- Perry Gatner says: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
- Perry Gatner says: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today...
- Perry Gatner says: How desperate do you have to be for allies that you recruit your livestock?
- Perry Gatner says: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
- Perry Gatner says: I never met a tauren I didn't like...
- Perry Gatner says: I own a dog, but I'm not giving him a sword.
- Perry Gatner says: I saw a murloc swim by my window.
- Perry Gatner says: Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
- Perry Gatner says: My wife and I were happy for 23 years...
- Perry Gatner says: Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlet Monestary?
- Perry Gatner says: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
- Perry Gatner says: She made the back cover too!
- Perry Gatner says: So this gnome tells a tauren that he's been to Molten Core.
- Perry Gatner says: Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters! Good night folks.
- Perry Gatner says: The tauren says, "That's a load of bull."
- Perry Gatner says: Time to get a new fence!!
- Perry Gatner says: To eat!!
- Perry Gatner says: Used to be you couldn't trust a goblin...
- Perry Gatner says: What do you call a broken boomerang?
- Perry Gatner says: What time is it when an elekk sits on your fence?
- Perry Gatner says: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...
- Perry Gatner says: Who am I kiddin'? If you trade with goblins you'd better have iron plating in your coinpurse.
- Perry Gatner says: Wow! The laughs don't drop very often here, do they?