Perry Gatner
This NPC can be found in Shattrath City (4).
Quotes (17)
- Perry Gatner says: A stick!
- Perry Gatner says: And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...
- Perry Gatner says: Because they are planted in the spring!
- Perry Gatner says: Can I get a buff? I'm dying up here.
- Perry Gatner says: Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them?
- Perry Gatner says: Hey, it's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat, when she flies to Blade's Edge they charge her by the pound!
- Perry Gatner says: How many kobolds does it take to change a lantern wick?
- Perry Gatner says: I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...
- Perry Gatner says: Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."
- Perry Gatner says: Is it just me, or is the Horde about the ugliest enemy we could find?
- Perry Gatner says: Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?
- Perry Gatner says: One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...
- Perry Gatner says: That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias wanted poster...
- Perry Gatner says: to scale!!
- Perry Gatner says: Well, it's time to take these comedic muscles elsewhere. Have a good night all!
- Perry Gatner says: What do you call a broken boomerang?
- Perry Gatner says: What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...