I'll give this a shot.Death Knights darkly brood"Hero Class", not "unbalanced"Subscriptions doubleCharge, Sunder, RevengeDid not see the other twoLast Stand on cooldown
Fury of Five FlightsI farm it every weekLow drop rate is low
For all the frustrated healers out there!Heal me please, heal nowI can see your health is lowstop demanding that I heal
Immortal run nowPerhaps tonight it will beAh, no, Thaddius
fire mages rulethey will pwn so very hardin the next great patch.arcane is OPi wish it got nerfed todayyou all know that though...destruction is coolwarlocks are really awsomebut mage FTW.
Warlocks love natureSince all the little bunniesburn quite well and fast
player test realm buildscontinue to be madebut nothing is fixeda feral cat droodis great, especially whenit is spelled kittyEnhancement shamansare fun to play but they aredead in pvpThe World of Warcraftis great because it onlyhas five syllableshaikus are fun tomake because you can cheat bycutting lines off short
Haikus are easy Sometimes they don't make sinceRetribution aura
Tank asks for MDI cast it on the heals, oops!I MD the blame
I’m PVPingI can’t be stopped; I see RogueOh, $%^@, dismantled
I am here in time.Just came to say this right now.I made this thread first=)Nice Haikus btw.
Okay, here's my attempt at a few:Oh good job, BlizzardMounts that work underwaterBut can't fix blink bugFire spec is awesomeBut need to act fast 'cause ICan't keep them off meHunter points and screams:Pet - take down that evil Horde!Wait... pet at stableDammit, no bag spaceAnd my stupid bank is full!Cue "Laskiabank"PUG going well, whenNoob DPS aggros mobsGreat - haz moar class griefWasting all my goldAll for one achievement. Woot!Plethora of PetsTailoring is coolImagine: Male Draenei plusA Flying CarpetHigher levels rockI'll hang out in AstranaarAnd "penguin" lowbiesMy best strategy:Frost Nova, Blink, then BlizzardFails on high levelsDuelling my husbandPally, three levels higher/thank Elemental(in fond memory of successfully downing my retadin hubby when my Water Elemental saved the day!)Sad level 80Repeatedly grief-killingDo you have no life?
This is not a duck,Yet it is a nice haiku.I hate everyone.Previous haikuMakes no sense at all but still,I hate everyone
Wrath of the lich kingBrough acheivements to the gamejust for fun and fame.The Culling of Stratholmeyou got to be very fastso the mount will drop.Try Violet Holdsomeone battle, someone skinnatleast its not hard.first time i try makeing 5-7-5, are they wrong, or?
I have got my ownoriginal icon noweveryone slash cheer
For all the whinger's:Give money to Blizz'Cause you suck, and they hate you.QQ when you're Nerfed.
cant believe im doing this.. but...stealth, a sound to fearA knife handle in your backDeath is soon at hand
Not very poetic, but let's try ;)