My Sleeveless T-Shirt...
Well, I had been trying off and on for about 3 months to get my epic flying training/mount (yes I suck, sue me), and after all that time I was still short. Then my friend just gives me 1k gold, I was kinda !@#$ed (because he didn't give it to me earlier) and pretty excited. Now he won't shutup about me paying him back...
For thee most epic drop, gonna have to take it back to the glory days of WoW and the leetest instance ever, MC. Played countless days on my original Alliance hunter. 40 people, 12 hunters. To little loot to go around. I however only wanted one thing, the leaf.Ran every friday, saturday, for an eternity hoping for the leaf. Watched it drop of domo countless times only to somehow lose out to another hunter(DKP ftl). Literally pushing my point to leaving the guild and wondering where all these hunters were comming from to get MY leaf i set out one more time. This time, the leaf again. Almost had not cared anymore, i waited for them to call the other hunters name untill i saw the purple in my combat text. Didnt even need to hear my name, and i didnt care. The 4 bosses and ony kill still needed didnt even matter. I had sat through the longest 3 months ever. Within a week the bow was mine. I think back now and realize how much it took to just get 1 or 2 epics. When they really were epics. I dont miss the painful 40 man runs but i do miss the feeling of accomplishment one little quest leaf gave me.
I remember, back in the day of candle stick jumping and shooting marbles down at the candy store to pass the time. Although on this particular day I had stayed in. As I rolled out of bed, a number of dirty socks and ho-ho wrappers fell off me in a large pile, I grunted, and rolled down the stairs to my computer, only bashing my head twice on that day.That day sticks out in my memory because of the electric feeling that pulsed through the air. Or maybe that was the live wire outside my room, oh well. As I reached my computer desk I inhaled deeply, the air reeking of moldy month old wrappers and spitoons. I reached for the power button on my computer, but stopped for a split second, contemplating the consequences of what I was about to do. I knew it was crazy from the second it crossed my mind. The only two words that I could think about were OOZELING and DISGUSTING (2 of my favorite things put together, what could be better?). I began to get a little giddy, hopping around wearing my coveralls and shrieking like a young girl, and this was just at the idea of the disgusting oozeling? I immediately logged into my World of Warcraft account and selected my Tauren Druid from the character selection screen, my palms sweating like the beaches of southern Boliva. My greasy hair hung into my eyes, causing them to become irritated and red, of course I didn't mind, I had bigger fish to fry.In the distance, I could hear my friend and neighbor Derrick screaming my name outside of my house. "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE". I put him on my ignore list and moved on. "WHAT?" I screamed as I logged in and found out I had set my hearthstone to Silithus. The veins in my neck bulged out and the blood in my temples throbbed as though I had just been held up at gun point. I had to face the facts and finally decided to fly to Orgrimmar, one of the longest flights at the time. As I cruised over the Tanaris Desert, the sand flew into my eyes and clogged my ears, which allowed for plenty of meditation during the flight. I finally arrived about 30 hours later, landed and cleaned the sand out of my orifices, while jumping in circles to increase my CPS (cleaning per second). As I walked outside to the Zeppelin tower on my 60% speed kodo, I let loose a string of cusses longer then any heard in the past of humanity, including A Christmas Story. I had just missed it, and so I prepared my wrist cutting machine in case it took longer then 5 minutes. I decided to put a record on, and the first one I had grabbed from my garbage can where I keep my 45 rpms just happened to be Wu-Tang Clan. A solid choice, considering the killer mood I was in. I put the record on and took off my pajama shirt so I could rock the Wu-Tang tattoo on my chest (Derrick had 2pac). The shoddy built in speakers on my record player busting out the vocals and the beats, my mood began to improve. Finally, after about 3 hours (or so it seemed) the Zeppelin arrived, and I boarded while spamming /salute to everyone I saw.Then, out of nowhere, the worst thing that could have possibly happened did. I had always thought myself very smart and clever and a good World of Warcraft player, so I always had my Player vs. Player flag on, just in cast any noobs wanted to get steamrolled. A Night Elf Hunter named Legomyego started casting an AIMED SHOT. I didn't know what to do, I had froze up, I was drooling on the keyboard and completely useless, his pet who had been stealthed attacked me from behind with the Claw attack and all I could do was roll my face on my keyboard, luckily I somehow hit Bear Form and gained immunity to Polymorph effects. It also increased my melee attack power by 120, armor contribution from items by 370%, and mt Stamina by 25%. By this point, I was losing badly, the few seconds when I had froze up had almost lost me the fight, and at the last second, a miracle from Buddha, the hunter lagged out, and ran right off the edge of the zeppelin. I knew I had been the superior fighter and /yelled FOR THE HORDE LOLO! He hadn't released his corpse so I know he heard me and wanted to /wrists right there. The zeppelin was moving now and headed straight for backwater country, Brill. I decided to take a short nap so I headed downstairs and into the cabin, and typed /sleep.Who knows how long later, I could hear the stampede of feet above my head, and the first thing that crossed my mind was that we were under attack, but then I realized it was a herd of lowbies seeking exit out of the worst starting area in the history of WoW. Agamand Mills? More like Stupid Mills. Anyways, being an adventurer I launched myself off the side of the zeppelin and landed, taking 3732 damage, a good omen. As I turned my Teal Kodo towards Western Plaguelands a single thought ran through my mind, O jad mi en tow ski ski. Which roughly translates to "Wow, I'm jonesing for pulled pork". No time for that, I put my Carrot on a Stick trinket on to gain 3% mounted speed, and put auto-run on, directly for the Bulwark. While traveling, the Wu-Tang record ended, and the needle was simply riding the middle of the old fashioned CD. I traded Wu-Tang for Ready to Die and continued on my way, almost to the Lights Hope Chapel in Eastern Plaguelands.As I dodged in between the level 55 gargoyles and little dog things I decided to have a Trix yogurt, and enjoyed one. Soon after, I arrived, charging my way to the slime area. I dropped in and hit cat form, immediately gaining melee attack power by 40 plus Agility. It also protected me from Polymorph effects and allowed the use of various cat abilities. I was spamming claw and rip, dominating all slimes in my path and crossing my fingers (as best I could, my fingernails were about 4 inches long at the time) for an Oozing Bag. Around the third time through the slime area, I had gathered about 10 Oozing Bags, and decided to stop the suspense and open them. I was sweating and swearing profusely at this point, my nose stuffed full of terrible smelling BO. I opened the first one, it contained 2 Greater Mana Potions and 1 Wintersbite, but no Disgusting Oozeling. The second bag had a number of Liferoot and Sungrass herbs. This continued until the eighth bag that I opened. My eyes popped straight out of my head and landed on my desk with a plop, and my ears fell off, as I had finally achieved my life dream, I had aquired a Disgusting Oozeling pet. A steady stream of OMGZ ZOMGZ OMGS! was falling out of my mouth, and I brought the pet out. The green aura covered my Tauren Druid like a minx coat. The excitement was too much, I started vomiting pure rainbows and singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow.That was the point in time when I decided I wanted a real life Disgusting Oozeling, so I made a jelly ball, tied it to a leash, and painted myself green.This is the tale of the forgotten adventure of a Tauren Druid on a mission. Mission Impossible.
my crystalheart pulse-staff
My most epic moment is finally getting my Charger mount as a paladin.
I would have to say the most epic drop I got was in old WoW. My guild and I were in Molten Core and I was praying for my my Prophecy set. All the priest in my guild already had it so tonight was my night if any of the set drops. The reason behind all the priest having it was I was always passing it up to the other guild members because I was being nice. Well luck would be told I got fourpieces of my set that night. You should have heard me on vent afterwords. I was jumping up and down going OMG how did I just win 4 pieces of loot. I also won a few other items that night but those 4 were the ones I really wanted. This was back when my guild was still running strong. I miss you all. Here are the four pieces I wonPants of prophecyBoots of ProphecyMantle of ProphecyRobes of ProphecyI would link them but I tried the link button from wowhead and it wasn't working then I tried to send the links and that wasn't working.Well winning these four items in one night has to be the most epic loot I have won..
One of the most epic drops i have ever gotten was Sunfury Bow of the Phoenix after downing prince for the 85th time it finaly droped. Man what a great day.
I got the Oozeling pet. Heck yeah!
My friends and I had just recently (patch 3.0) rolled up a priest, and a pair of warriors. I was a holy priest, with me was a protection warrior and an arms warrior. After running ramparts numerous times, we decided it was too much of a hastle to find a group, so at 60/61, the three of us entered Ramparts and successfully three manned it. All is good in that fact, we felt quite good as it was a piece of cake. After several more runs, we hadn't gotten the last two pieces of equipment we needed (Hellreaver and Crystalfire Staff) had not dropped, and frustratingly enough the same loot we had gotten the past 3 runs had dropped the same loot over and over. We decided to log out, and upon running ramparts in the morning, BOTH items dropped! It was an incredible feeling, our efforts brought to fruition.
I got the first Hero's Surrender shield on my server
Darkmoon Card: Crusade! Bought the cards when they were cheap on the AH and in Trade Chat. Saved a couple hundred gold. Woot.
when we raided silvermoon city with 80 people we all charged in and we trampled a few low levels then we downed the king it was so epic and lagy but mostly epic :D
I would have to say the most epic Loot i got was the moroes' lucky pocket watch.. I farmed kara every day for months and decided to do it 1 more time before Lich king came out.. Well i was expecting to drop since it never drop the other thousand times.. Well we actually got him down bc someone actually ran right into him and we still had trash in our way but we still got him down.. Well i was like well i know it didn't drop but lets see... hmm some cloth item and Moroes' lucky pocket watch.. i was like soo happy it drop and it finally made me fully epiced out before lich king.. *sad part to this story now* ya well i rolled on it and won the roll but the master looter some how screwed up and def. gave the trinket to a mage.. soo i have to say that was the most epic loot i got *well didn't get* hey mages need dodge too..
WOW is epic......and playing it is epic fun
Fist of the Deity, nuff' said.
I started playin towards the end of Pre-BC and i never really got to do any of the old content, I always admired the qiraji battle tank mounts in AQ but I could never find anyone with the patience or will to do it. Finally as TBC slowed down, me and many others were doin some old content and we decided to run AQ and I didnt realize that the qiraji mounts dropped off the trash like hot cakes. with MANY people in the raid rolling for the one mount I had admired for a VERY long time, suprizingly I won the yellow qiraji battle tank (my favorite one). Even though I wish we could use them outside of the AQ temple I still jump at the opportunity to run AQ just to ride my "Bug" around.
My most epic item has to be the one that also makes me the most hated by Warriors and Paladins everywhere I go.Corrupted Ashbringer......on my Rogue.(Devs, if you want to see it for proof or kicks, PM me and I'll show it to you) :D
For me the most epic gear I have gotten to date is the Blessed Garb of the Undead Slayer.Now this set came out right before the Wrath of the Lich King was released, anyway as I was saying I tried to solo to get this set for my hunter and I got very far.The required Necrotic Runes dropped well enough at a constant rate, but i needed a group to help take down the elite mobs.For about a week me and a priest from the guild Two Percent (Chromaggus) took on several spawn points around Eastern Plaguelands.We had the Blessed Trousers of Undead Cleansing drop for her and the Blessed Greaves of Undead Slaying (http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43083) Drop for me, but we still didn't have the firepower or manpower to take out the four Shadows of Doom until a Tauren Warrior, an Undead Warlock and a Blood Elf Rouge joined us on the day before Lich King was released.That day we farmed the six spawn points in the Eastern Plaguelands and only had one chest piece drop and it was the Blessed Breastplate of Undead Slaying.I might not have gotten the full set but I feel it was Epic enough of a battle just to get the required amount of Necrotic Runes to buy the following items:Blessed Handguards of Undead Slaying - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43082Blessed Pauldrons of Undead Slaying - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43081Argent Dawn Banner - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=40601Argent War Horn - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=40492Tabard of the Argent Dawn - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=22999
The most epic moment I have had in WoW was when I got my Ateish. Just to have an entire guild of people working towards one piece of loot was so awesome!