Dalaran Mailroom in 7.3.5 - Questline for Mailemental Pet and Postmaster Title

Posted 2017/12/05 at 11:19 PM by perculia

QuintessenceWarcraftPetsPatch 7.3.5 Content HubLost MailLost MailLost MailA Huge Package

You've arrived just in time!

Unlike the mail as of late, I'm afraid.

We are severely understaffed, and demand is at an all-time high. We simply can't keep up!

I'd love to chat, but I need help catching up before I can rest for even a moment.

First thing's first. Several parcels of rejected mail have broken loose again; will you help me round them all up and return them to their senders?

A Huge PackageSolid StoneNexus-Prince Haramad

Due to the incredible volume of complaints in recent months we have been barred from delivering s... s..

<The Postmaster holds back tears, pain visible in his eyes.>

Solid stone. We're positively swimming in it - if we can't deliver it then pretty soon we will be overwh-

<The Postmaster's eyes light up suddenly.>

That's it!

There is an old Consortium portal not far from here that we could deposit it in with none the wiser!

Can you help? The stone is extraordinarily heavy.

Deliver 1362 pieces of solid stone to the Ethereal Portal in Dalaran.

Priority DeliveryInvincible's Reins

An adventurer of another time has forgotten to loot something big... something that might cause them great emotional strain if not received quickly.

Your destination is Icecrown Citadel, your target the Lich King's corpse. Retrieve the missing item post-haste and deliver it to the stalwart adventurer - he should be somewhere at the Steam Pools in Feralas.

My assistant will open a portal to deliver you there. Just a moment!

Service with a Smile

Oh, simple night elf. Simple, simple night elf.

I did not 'forget' to sweep up those reins from that foolish cakewalk of a knight they call the Lich King. I simply did not bother, as I already received the mighty steed during my raid last week.

<Johnny motions to the horse on his left.>

Since you're here and clearly intrued by my sweltering greatness, won't you take that superfluous stallion to the assistant resort director in town? My coffers could use a bit of extra lining.

Due Rewardthis commentDo it for TwinklesMimiron's Head

You have served me well these past few minutes we've spent together - minutes I shall not soon forget.

I believe a reward befitting your unwavering lyalty is in order. You will have the distinct honor of placing Twinkles' favorite toy by his grave in honor of his memory.

Please, please - save your thanks for Twinkles, it is not every day that we may honor a horse made of STARS.

The Mail Must Flow

Due to all of the recent shenanigans, I'm running short on mailementals to sort letters.

It's a simple job, really - just toss the letter into the proper portal, where it will be whisked away to the far corners of Azeroth and beyond.

I like to make a little game out of it. How many can you sort in one minute?

The Total PackageincompletePriority MailMailementalLost MailSolid StoneKaty's Stampwhistle

Call through sleet and snow to Katy Stampwhistle, Postmaster's Assistant extraordinaire. Katy will deliver and retrieve mail for $d, or until she is called elsewhere.

Dearest $n,

I look back upon our adventures together as if they happened yesterday.

Several of my admirers informed me that you looked rather... sullen... when last we met. While I see no reason for such behavior when you had the pleasure of working with the world-renowned Johnny Awesome, I did feel a twang of... what was it... pity?

Being as such, I felt it appropriate to send you this tip as a token of my appreciation for your efforts.

Do people still tip? If people do NOT still tip, please return all attachments to me at once, along with a small amount of coin to cover my shipping costs.

-Johnny

$n,

It is through your actions and heroism that the mail continues to flow successfully throughout Azeroth and beyond.

However, I must come clean - I have not been completely honest with you.

The events which first brought you here were orchestrated - I knew you were the only one that could save the post office from an undue end.

I cannot rely on you forever - the mail must be able to operate without your aid. I must ask you to help me orchestrate once more to guide more into these stamped halls to give me aid.

Take the attached message and send it to someone you deem worthy to carry the torch forward. I've included a whistle to call Katy to your side should you need her aid.

I trust you to the end.

- The Postmaster

$n,

In your absence, things at the office have gone quite awry. There is mail everywhere - and I do mean everywhere!

Katy and I will never sort all of this in a timely manner without your aid. I am afraid I must ask you to return to the office at once.

We have a job to do.

- The Postmaster

It would seem one of them has taken a rather strong liking to you. I suspect it was impressed by your rather exceptional agility in sorting all those ghastly improperly organized letters.

Though it pains me greatly to do so, I am left with little choice. You shall find your new companion enclosed within this letter. Worry not, Mailementals actually find the confines of a well-creased envelope quite comfortable. You may use it as a crate of sort, if you desire.

-The Postmaster

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Comment by aznballer735interesting, and painful you get stuff that you need to give awayComment by ACAB728interesting, and painful you get stuff that you need to give awayComment by SilverSapphireGreat. We need more titles like this. I don't suppose anyone has heard about them fixing the drop rate for the quest items for the Field Medic title?Comment by DianoraIf I haven't gotten both mounts already, I'd be somewhat mad at this quest for giving away them.Comment by BfertsNow with the mounts, I assume it's not the actual mounts, because otherwise people could be stuck on this literally forever. It would still be annoying to give them away though. But I like unique things like this, and hope to do it!Comment by ShelassaThat was quite an entertaining read and I can't wait to actually do it in-game. Somewhat reminds me of Welcome to the Machine x)Comment by Rizariagood thing i have the mounts already and wont be triggered even the slightest bitComment by DogimedTerry Pratchett's Going Postal in WoW.
I would love a "von Lipwig" title :DComment by JaceDraccusThis sounds like fun!Comment by SilverDragon234interesting, and painful you get stuff that you need to give awayComment by NulgarYou didn't link the Toy, so what's the cooldown on that? :)
The mailbox option from Argent Pony Bridle has a 4h CD, but it also offers other things, so I'm hoping for a lower CD, and this one is of course account-wide, and rather easy to acquire :P

interesting, and painful you get stuff that you need to give awayIComment by WolfrickAWESOME IDEA! love these small an nice events, that makes World of Warcraft more real ^^Comment by LegendaryDrossFriggin Gnomes...Comment by WinfreeGreat. We need more titles like this. I don't suppose anyone has heard about them fixing the drop rate for the quest items for the Field Medic title?Comment by IceWolfDKInteresting, the mailbox toy sure diminishes the value of the nightborne mailbox summoning racial.Comment by musicitaAs the guild master of a roleplaying guild based on being a courier company, I am very excited. I will not rest until I get my titles.Comment by QuartrDollarKingA minigame where you throw letters into the correct slot? Good thing I already have experience with that from my time in Wind Waker’s Dragonroost Island sorting center!Comment by argentlupusThis pretty much the only way most of us will get Reins of Invincible... :( and a FREAKING NPC HAS IT!Comment by RubysageLooks like a fun quest! The mail sorting reminds me of the Grinch's sorting scene:

"Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty."Comment by TechPriest90Oh great - my day job IRL as an actual questline.

Being a Postmaster IRL is basically this - with none of the fun, and being surrounded by idiots.

Still, fun stuff. At least the title is nifty.