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Stands in Bad
is now recruiting for Mists of Bears Pretending to be Raccoons!
We are currently seeking members to fill all positions! Full-time raiding? You bet! Part-time raiding? Of course! We also gladly welcome back-up raiders and people who don’t raid!
Why are we doing this, you ask?
There are two answers to this question.
The first answer is that we’re awesome. Our guildmaster hasn’t completely lost her mind (yet). Our officer team is made up of: one Tourette’s sufferer (is it really Tourette’s if you’re making up your own profanities?), one wanna-be voice actor, an altoholic, a hunter with a terminal velocity illness, and another hunter who couldn’t find a door with a map and a tour guide. Our membership is made up of the most mature and patient people you could ever meet in a hostage situation.
The second answer is that, while we have a lot of people who are eager to raid, we also believe that real life comes first, and we'd like to have a larger pool of raiders so that we can run two (or more – gasp!) groups regularly and make sure no one is missing out on too much of the funtimes. Our primary focus is on 10-man raiding, with absolutely no intention of doing 25s, and we don't focus on grinding our faces (and other various and sundry body parts) against heroic mode bosses.
What can Stands in Bad give to you?
Maximum fun, a lack of guild drama, the all-important tabard and full bank tabs, Vent server, and hilarity and hijinks (which usually comes with epics on the side – warning: injury and repair bills may result… at least the repair bills are paid for)! We are an open and accepting community of mature players; all we ask is that you act with maturity, integrity, and responsibility.
What’s the catch?
Fortunately, not much! We are currently seeking tanks, healers, and DPS of both melee and ranged varieties (except hunters – we are at Crossbow Critical Mass). The best and the brightest will become our newest members, while the rest will be turned into a nutrient paste to feed our proud warrior pets for the upcoming pet battles. So even if you don’t make the cut, you’re contributing to our success!
When do you raid? What’s required?
Our current schedule is Wednesday and Thursday evenings, from 7pm to 10pm central time. Nostalgia and achievement raids are typically run on an at-will basis, and set up on our forums. We do require that our raiders adhere to a recommended gear level for progression raiding, and being able to hear Vent, if not necessarily speak on it (some exceptions can be made – ask your doctor… er, the raid leader – we have had much raiding success with not one, but two guild members with hearing disabilities). We also sort of require people to be more grown up - Individuals incapable of avoiding bad things on a regular basis do make the raid leads froth at the mouth, which, while funny at first, isn’t for very long (Stands in Bad is just a name, not a way of life).
What else should I know?
We’re an open group, and expect tolerance from all of our guild members. We have guild members of many different races, creeds, colors, sexual preference, disabilities, ages, height, political affiliation, computer affiliation, military membership, and interests. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Unless you’re Canadian. Especially French Canadian. Just kidding. Maybe.
We’re a safe space, just not very politically correct.
Sounds great! How do I contact you?
One of three ways:
1)Email our recruiting sucker… er, officer… at sibrecruits at gmail dot com;
2) Check us out at standsinbad dot com;
3) contact any of our members in game for further information.
Disclaimer: Stands in Bad is not housebroken. Enter at your own risk. Do not enter. May cause smirks, grins, chortles, guffaws, and groans. Stands in Bad is not responsible for any damages incurred by uproarious laughter, giddiness over epic drops, eye-rolling over bad puns, or talk about delicious food. Do not raid with Stands in Bad while operating heavy machinery. Not available in all countries. Ask your doctor if Stands in Bad is right for you. Stands in Bad has not been tested on animals. Stands in Bad has been tested on Gnomes, often with hilarious and explosive results. Stands in Bad does not cover misuse, damage from lightning, flood, tornado, hurricanes, neglect, tag removals, EMPs resulting from nuclear explosion, or conversations with an Aquarius on a Tuesday. Digital recordings of Stands in Bad were recorded on analog equipment. Gnomes are hot if you set them on fire. No animals were harmed in the making of this disclaimer, but the Chihuahua next door is living on borrowed time, I promise you. Void where prohibited. These materials are supplied by Stands in Bad as a service to applicants and may be used for informational purposes only. Prohibited in all countries.
This is a bump. Bumpity bump.
Bumping? We are still looking for some DPS people. Official raiding starts first week of November. We'll help you get geared up too. Also, we're a bunch of nice, helpful people.
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