Post by Morec0
Inspired by
nicepeter's
Epic Rap Battles of History, I've decided to try my hand at some of my own. There's only one stipulation; they're all from the Blizzard universes. So sue me.
This battle features
Sarah Kerrigan, the Zerg Queen of Blades, against
Sylvanas Windrunner, Banshee Queen of the Forsaken.
Begin!
Sylvanas Windrunner:I’m Banshee Queen of the Forsaken, the hottest corpse you’ll ever see,
I’m rockin’ in the front and back just you try and infest me.
I’m slicin’ up the Scourge and living, both whom I do despise,
I’ve got my numerous undead legions to squash your mutalisks like flies.
I rule from in the Undercity, my palace underground,
Which is where I’m gonna put you if you ever come around.
So get this through that thick-ass skull;
I’m the best there is you ugly troll.
Sarah Kerrigan:I’m bootyishious, Zergalicious,
I bet worms find you nutritious.
I’m hotter than the flames of Char,
The sexiest thing both near and far.
You were forced to serve your enemy
What part of that do you not see?
Your whole back story is a rip off; a carbon copy of me.
Sylvanas Windrunner:What’s with your hair? Zerlocks? That’s so last season.
You use a gun in Heart of the Swarm – do you even have a reason?
You revert back to a ghost; you’re no longer the Queen of Blades,
You’re just another pathetic excuse for Blizzard to keep getting paid.
I’m spreading the Plague wherever I go,
I’ll use it on both friend or foe.
Even though it won’t happen; if you do come out on top,
Great thing about being dead; biological clock comes to a stop.
Sarah Kerrigan:I’m the Queen B*itch of the universe,
I’m spreadin’ Creep with every verse.
I’ll spawn in infesters to slow you down,
And put you back down in the ground.
I’m ruling in the Starcraft franchise,
But maybe I will set my eyes,
On your World of Warcraft as a prize.
Who won? Who'll be up next? Was this even any good? You decide!
Vote and suggest with your comments.