Post by Morec0
Inspired by
nicepeter's
Epic Rap Battles of History, I've decided to try my hand at some of my own. There's only one stipulation; they're all from the Blizzard universes. So sue me.
This battle features
Baal, the Lord of Destruction, against
Tychus Findlay, marine, ranger, outlaw and convict.
Begin!
Tychus Findlay:New Folsom, Findlay representin' here.
I'm gonna spit some rhymes so you best cower in fear,
'Cause when it comes to rappin' I'm the best in the game,
I've got enough skills to put you to shame.
I'm whopass incarnate, a marine with balls of steel,
I'm pilotin' the Odin, keepin' in real.
You may have your weak demon's bringin' the pain,
But give me any gun and I'll make it rain. Blood.
Baal:I'm one of the Prime Evils,
I'm rolling medieval,
I've got the dark personality to make a kitten of Cruella de Vil.
It took Archangle Tyreal to ruin my plans,
But he had to destroy the worldstone with his own two hands
To stop me from ruling the lands.
Tychus Findlay:Your the Lord of Destruction? You think your the best?
I've got a button with a skull on it to put you to rest.
You got your ass handed to you by some faceless dude or chick,
You wear some other guys face on your own, that's not evil that's just sick.
I've spent years in a jail, Hell can't compare,
Nothin' bad happens if you drop the soap down there.
This is the last verse I have to finish up this ryhme,
So just let me say; "Hell. Its about time."
Baal:I may not even be dead,
You got shot in the head,
I'll spank your mother before I take her to bed.
I'm the Lord of Destruction,
I'm bringin' the pain,
I'll watch the world burn, my brothers will not have died in vain.
Who won? Who'll be up next? Was this even any good? You decide!
Vote and suggest with your comments.
Post by OverZealous
Wait, wait, did I just pick
both of the rappers?
=DAnyway, Baal didn't do very well in this one. As the general concensus says, Tychus kicked his ass. Several times. In multiple locations.
I've spent years in a jail, Hell can't compare,
Nothin' bad happens if you drop the soap down there.
This is the last verse I have to finish up this ryhme,
So just let me say; "Hell. Its about time."
Made of pure win.
You do this very well, Mr. Dictator!
For the next Rap Battle, I would suggest either Garona Halforcen or Majordomo Fandral Staghelm vs. either The Queen of Blades (Nova works aswell) or one of the three
vikings