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Post by
Adamsm
I'm disagreeing with myself here. I don't think that the Forsaken would have any problem with Mindless dead under their service.
That's.... actually strange; again, something from the RP books, when a Forsaken descends into it's own mindless one state, they are taken to members of the Cult of Shadow who kill it to put it out of it's misery.
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229054
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Post by
Adamsm
Well they are afraid of going back into damnation but that doesn't mean they care if Mindless Undead can be used as weapons - if they are truly mindless then they don't have a soul to suffer.
But that is assuming if the new Forsaken (who are potential traitors) are turned into ''Vargul'' and not killed outright.
Right of course.
Post by
Rankkor
the dialog of the goblins in their quests is HILLARIOUS
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:P nice to see that the goblins know what they want, they have their priorities well defined.
Edit: I also find it ironic that for a race so hell-bent in getting gold, it turns out that gold isn't the currency used on kezan, "Macaroons" are. wich is odd, why bother getting all that gold if it's not even used on the main island?
=( also BOO-HOO at blizzard for not letting us see the undermine :S all we see is kezan, but the undermine is nowhere to be seen.
Post by
Skreeran
Gold is for buying
macaroons
silly.
Goblins import the most delicious cookie on earth from the humans, barter them amongst themselves, and finally eat them. Then they need more gold to buy more macaroons.
At least that's how it happens in my head.
Post by
Rankkor
What I find ironic is that despite their endless hunger for gold, they don't use it, they have tons of it, but use something else as a bartering tool, why not use the gold directly?
this would be like a billionaire having 500 million dollars, but using bottlecaps as currency.
also they don't eat the macaroons who would eat their currency? they use the macaroons for buying and selling stuff, in kezan they don't use gold at the stores. In fact the trade prince demands you give him "a bazillion" macaroons to let you get on his ship.
Post by
Morec0
Speaking of funny goblins,
here's a look at their /silly and /flirt voice quotes
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(( and for the worgen lovers... ))
Post by
Patty
The worgen voices are awful.
Post by
Septimus
Didn't we kill her twice already?
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229054
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Post by
Septimus
Didn't we kill her twice already?
Lorewise we never ever killed her, unfortunately they had to make Varian steal the scene and easily kill the dragon.
And yet that head still seems clearly attached.
Scratch that, there is stitches.
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229054
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Adamsm
=( also BOO-HOO at blizzard for not letting us see the undermine :S all we see is kezan, but the undermine is nowhere to be seen.That's a good thing; we'll probably see the entire island country in a future expansion.
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451455
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Post by
Adamsm
(( and for the worgen lovers... ))
So... For the Male worgen, are the first voices what they sound like in human form and the second voices what they sound like in worgen form?
Yes.
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Rankkor
(( and for the worgen lovers... ))
So... For the Male worgen, are the first voices what they sound like in human form and the second voices what they sound like in worgen form?
yup, and they plan to do that for the females too. I'm impressed with that level of commitment that they would record two sets of voices for male and female worgens, one for when u're in human form and one when u're transformed, it just proves how much they care about the polishness of their product.
that being said, it's sad that most of those worgen jokes and flirts will never make it past beta.
is a shame cuz they really are cool, but they censored and removed the jokes of the draenei and blood elves in TBC wich were MUCH less sugestive than these.
if they did that with those jokes, the censors will have no mercy with these REALLY suggestive worgen and goblin jokes.
some of the jokes and flirts with the highest chance of being removed are:
Male Goblin: I have what you need *unzipping sound*
Male Goblin: Ever rode a rocket before? mine is HUGE.
Female Goblin: I'm a full service kind of gal, I'm REALLY good with my hands....... how can you resist?
Female Goblin: so then he asked me "to go up on him" (seriously? if this makes it past beta, I'm
gonna give away 2k gold to the first stranger that I see in the game)
Female Goblin: I'm a free spirit, I don't like to be tied down.......... what? ohh you mean litterally? ohh no, I'm TOTTALY into that. (yet another one that again, it's easier to see varian kissing garona than seeing this joke making it past beta)
Worgen Female: Being B1tchy is in my blood, don't pretend you don't like it. (this is a big'one, the "B word" highly unlikely that it makes it past beta)
Worgen Female: I hope you don't mind a bit of "howling in bed" (and this said with a very VERY w.horish tone)
Worgen Female: ya'know, worgen women have 6 nipples......../It all matches, trust me.
Worgen Female: For the holydays he tried to give me a bone........ no, a bone, an ordinary bone..... what did you think I....... oh.... ohhhh.... (humm, they really intended to give the most suggestive flirts to the females :P as in the males the level of suggestiveness is much much lower)
Male Worgen: it's nothing personal, but I don't really feel like I know someone untill i've sniffed their crotch.
Male Worgen: I hope you like it ROUGH honey.
Male Worgen: if you play nice I'll share my bone with you.....
while none of the above jokes and flirts is offensive to me (all of them are quite hillarious actually) the tone of suggestiveness in them will make all of the ones i've mentioned highly unlikely to make it past beta.
I've seen a lot of blood elf and draenei flirts and jokes wich were much softer get removed, so these ones don't really have a chance.
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306612
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Post by
Adamsm
They took out the troll one about dead dwarves, and the vibrate joke about the gnomes for the Draenei; some of those won't make it to live.
Post by
Atik
Didn't we kill her twice already?
*drools*
Any clue how she fits in?
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