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Racials That Didn't Make It
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Post by
ArgentSun
Let's muse about funny (or cheesy!) racials that could not make it in the game. I am tired and bored out of my mind, stop expecting a meaningful thread from me!
Forsaken
Dismemberment - The character's limbs detach from the body and fall on the ground in perfect feigning of death. Drops all aggro.
Stench - Aura of foul smell surrounds the character, forcing all nearby enemies to be
Distracted
and look at the Forsaken.
Tauren
Graze - Restores health over time. Requires grassy area.
Hot-tempered - Allows the Tauren to charge an enemy within 20 yards. While charging, the Tauren cannot change his or her trajectory. The charge will propel the character 100 yards ahead, in a straight line, regardless of whether the target is hit or not.
Rogue - All Taurens are rogues. The abilities your character uses are only part of the disguise he or she is wearing.
Blood Elves
Glitterwind - The character spins around for 6 seconds, causing glittering sparks to blind all nearby enemies for 3 seconds.
Mirror, Mirror... - Once every 2 minutes a Blood Elf can look at his or her reflection in a pocket mirror. Starting at the reflection for more than 10 seconds decreases the elf's Intellect by 10%, and causes bleed effects, critical strikes, and diseases used on him or her to also cause a Horror effect for 6 seconds.
Night Elves
Ear-copter - Once every 15 minutes a Night Elf can use his or her ears as a flying mount. Increases flying speed by 60% and causes all NPCs within 60 yards range to /rofl.
Gnomes
Vibrate - Causes the next strike against a female character to also stun the target for 4 seconds, or against a female target - to apply a Fear effect.
KABOOM - The gnome explodes. In a series of explosions.
Punted - The gnome has been punted so many times, he or she has developed the ability to send him/herself flying over long distances by pretending to be punted over them.
Humans
Normal - Humans are so overused and stereotypical race, that they have no special racial skills.
Post by
TheMediator
Dwarf -
Drunken Rage
- Increases the caster's attack speed by 50% and increases the Physical damage it deals by 50 for 15 sec ... until it passes out.
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twinkinshammy
Win
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Dralas
Draenei
Crash - You suddenly crash onto your opponent from space, sending them into another dimension, making them unable to perform any actions for ten seconds.
Post by
Morec0
Trolls:
Better then you - Trolls are so much
better then you
, then need no racials.
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Post by
windstrum
Blood Elves
Mirror, Mirror... - Once every 2 minutes a Blood Elf can look at his or her reflection in a pocket mirror. Starting at the reflection for more than 10 seconds decreases the elf's Intellect by 10%, and causes bleed effects, critical strikes, and diseases used on him or her to also cause a Horror effect for 6 seconds.
Haha!
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Skreeran
Dwarf
Beard - Your foes marvel at your awesome beard, charming them until the lose line of sight.
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Skreeran
Orcs
Lean Green Eco Machine - You're green in more ways than one! When disposing of (vendoring) trash, you receive an extra 10% gold.
Oh yeah, Orcs are green... :P
*points at Ashenvale*
Post by
hashmel
Night Elf
Hey Lets Make Another World Tree - Every tuesday morning you plant another world tree then proceed to blow up half the world. Blizzard quickly starts running maintenance to fix your mistake. Servers will be down from 5 a.m. pst to 11 a.m. pst (Applies Extended Maintenance debuff on crit)
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Post by
Zanny
Undead :
You really dont need to breathe anymore : You dont suffer loss of breath underwater, because why the hell did you loose breath before anyway.
Gnome:
Short - 50% of attacks miss you because the attacker is aiming for the same region their ankles are in and youre sneaky.
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Post by
Kristopher
Gnome
+10 Cuteness - All items now sport the "Cuteness rating". Each increment of 100 "Cuteness rating" gives a 1% chance to stun any female being for 5 seconds, as well as a .5% chance to cause any male being to hurl uncontrollably for 5 seconds. This effect stacks.
Dwarf
Utility beard - Your beard allows you to carry an extra pack.
Human
Generic - There isn't anything that you can do that any other race can't do.
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Post by
hashmel
Gnome
+10 Cuteness - All items now sport the "Cuteness rating". Each increment of 100 "Cuteness rating" gives a 1% chance to stun any female being for 5 seconds, as well as a .5% chance to cause any male being to hurl uncontrollably for 5 seconds. This effect stacks.
idk a chance to stun all blood elves for 5 seconds would make a lot of horde pallies and DKs cry "OP"
they wouldn't be effected by the hurl effect as all blood elves are female
Post by
Magnett
Great idea for a topic. Might add more later.
Troll:
What If We Could Breathe Through Our Hands, Man? - Incapacitates the target for 10 minutes. When this effect expires or is dispelled, the target must consume a food item from his/her inventory.
Impale - Impales the target on the caster's tusks, allowing him/her to use Crazy Headbang. Lasts until the target logs out.
Crazy Headbang - Hits the target with the impaled victim, causing X damage. Impaled Tauren victims will also stun the target for 3 seconds. Impaled Dwarf female victims will cause Emotional Scarring on the target, causing it to occasionally drop its weapon and curl into a fetal position.
Night Elf:
Twisted Diplomacy (Passive) - All your reputation gains count towards the Burning Legion faction instead. It's okay if you grow horns after a while.
Your Best Friend Is Corrupted - Sways the target into attacking its allies for 10 seconds. Cannot be used on targets with the Loremaster achievement as they are no longer interested in mindless slaughter.
Human:
Kawaii, Wrynn-kun (Male only) - Fashions your hair into a monstrous anime aberration, blinding all friendly and hostile non-Blood Elf male targets within 10 yards until cancelled. Blood Elf male targets will be charmed, allowing the player to control them as a pet until cancelled.
Gnome:
The Deceased Equine Has Been Walloped (Passive) - Any /laugh related emotes used while targeting the player causes him/her to go into a bloodrage, increasing his/her damage by 50% for 3 minutes or until a hostile target uses a /sorry emote.
Draenei:
Emergency Exit - The caster teleports into his/her spaceship, crashing into a different world and forcing its inhabitants to instantly be their allies against giant insane demons. Deletes the player character when used, moving it into an automatically created Aion account.
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